Sarah follows Charlie's work schedule, and after a day dodging calls from friends, lenders, and The Box's ATM, realizes the only way to be a member of the 1% is Whole Foods' milk. After grabbing almond and oat instead - welcome back to the 99 - she mentions it all, including Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers' just-announced divorce (and Aaron's claims about their lifestyle), Next Gen NYC, Charlie's Roman Roy energy (Kieran Culkin, minus the charm), the joy of Ariana and Riley's renewed friendship, and why Next Gen may just be one of the best shows currently on Bravo. Teresa approves that message, because it's all about love, love, love - and it's Andy's Girls, Episode 683!

How to help victims of the Texas Floods:

Donate to the Kerr County Flood Relief Fund, which will distribute assistance to local organizations providing search-and-rescue efforts.

The American Red Cross has opened shelters in Central Texas to serve victims of the flood. You can donate by visiting its website, or by calling 1-800-HELP NOW (1-800-435-7669).

GoFundMe has a list of verified fundraising pages if you’d like to donate to a specific family or community center affected by the flooding.

The Salvation Army’s Kerrville Kroc Center is asking for nonperishables, hygiene items, bleach, diapers, and more. Donations can be dropped off at 855 Hays Street in Kerrville, Texas, for those who are local. You can also donate directly to the Kerrville Center online.

Other ways to support: https://www.thecut.com/article/how-to-help-victims-texas-floods.html

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Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza:

Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members. 

NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy. 

Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible.

Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred.

Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/

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