Em’s got a bone that needs picking & that bone belongs to Michael, but before the picking can begin, Em & Michael are sport! Yes they’ve been to the tennis, apparently unlocking Em’s newest skill as a tennis commentator, naturally a full demo of said skills is included. Then it’s onto the bone picking over Michael’s recommendation for Em to watch Demi Moore’s movie ‘The Substance’. Em also has props for Nikki Glaser’s hosting of the Golden Globes and Em and Michael make their predictions for the Oscars too. Then it’s onto Carrie Underwood agreeing to sing at Trump’s inauguration, Donald’s threats to Greenland and Canada and his plans to rename the Gulf of Mexico. We also need to cover off the unhinged billionaires like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, with a side quest into the brilliance of the seating plan for Jimmy Carter’s funeral. Finally there’s a news story out of Italy that had Em cackling and she can’t wait to read it to Michael and show off a bunch of flamboyant photographic evidence to accompany it as well.

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