Hey listener, here's a podcast we think you'd like...

Restless Natives is a cult Scottish film from 1985 featuring two scallywags – The Clown & The Wolfman. It’s iconic. Two resourceful rascals who take on the ambitious task of holding-up tourist buses in the Highlands… They were Robin Hood, only Scottish and on the back of a motorbike.

Gordon Smart & Martin Compston are sampling that spirit - inspired by The Clown & The Wolfman - and distilling it into a podcast. They are setting themselves lofty ambitions before setting off in pursuit of tasks and goals they have absolutely no right achieving. A bit like their careers in TV, movies, newspapers and radio…

Join them as they recount some of their ridiculous scrapes and adventures from the past while they plan even more ambitious, unreachable schemes for the future. Some of them will be achieved and others will crash and burn spectacularly. They’ve got lots to talk about, lots to share with you and nothing but time.

As the film once said: “Is this the end of the story or a beginning of a legend?”

This week, Johnny's got news from East Tamar and another sign of the apocalypse. Plus, the Woodman has a birthday boy thrashing, riffing and having a good ol’ chug fest in his heroic little slot.

Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on your mobile or via www.radiox.co.uk

This week, we have some vowel movement fun and chat to Jamie T. Plus, the Woodman has a cat from Dartford getting no satisfaction in his heroic little slot.

Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on your mobile or via www.radiox.co.uk

This week, we play the conversation game that's sweeping the nation and discover a talent for doing impressions of pubs. Plus, the Woodman's got a record-breaking Scot pulling a birdie out of the hellish bunker that is his heroic little slot.

Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on your mobile or via www.radiox.co.uk

Johnny's found a unique way to beat the heat and the Woodman has a bearded killer getting all horny in his heroic little slot.

Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on your mobile or via www.radiox.co.uk

This week, there's a welcome return for your solutions; we discover some new dishes of the day and the Woodman has an iconic Englishman using his distinctive, wristy backhand on his heroic little slot.

Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on your mobile or via www.radiox.co.uk

We enter the fromagerie de Teej for some cheese news, Johnny celebrates Chris Day and discovers one of the greatest ever headlines in this week's papers.

Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on your mobile or via www.radiox.co.uk

This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love!

In each episode Michael & Hilary Whitehall put their combined life experience and precious wisdom to good use, helping you with whatever you need assistance with.

From how to get out of attending a boring wedding, to cutting pointless friends or minor family members out of your life, think of The Whitehalls as your own personal advisory board.If you have a question, a problem, need some advice or just want to hear Michael swear a bit more, get involved and email [email protected].

If you like what you hear search The Wittering Whitehalls and subscribe now!

This week, you thought the car park Portaloos were bad at Glastonbury, just wait for the horror that’s lurking inside for unsuspecting festival-goers.

Plus Johnny discovers a new way to tell if people are stressed and the Woodman has an explorer going through a most horrendous mess in his heroic little slot.

This week, how to cure Summer insomnia and a remarkable fact about trampolines. Plus, Gav has some Italian's crazy weapon going off in his heroic little slot.

Hear Johnny on Radio X every weekday at 4pm across the UK on digital radio, 104.9 FM in London, 97.7 FM in Manchester, on your mobile or via www.radiox.co.uk