Our pants? ON FIRE! We (and y'all, probably) are some LIAR LIARS. This week, The Jokes On You Dolls are telling STORIES; From favorite go-to fibs to "k*lling" relatives to get out of work, the girls are LYING THE DAMN HOUSE DOWN (and ain't shamed about it, either.)Mel CROSSES THE LINE, Talley STORMS OUT, and CARLEE WAS JUST HAVING A SILLY GOOFY TIME OMG SHE'S JUST A GIRL!

JUMP IN! JUMP OUT! INTRODUCE YOURSELF! This week, the Jokes On You Girls are discussing Black Girlhood! From Little Sally Walker to Bratz Doll Heads, the dolls heal (or at least try to heal) their inner children. Talley is strapping Britney Spears to her back in a Baby Bjorn, Mel is a Twee-Lee-Lee Champion, AND YALL NEED TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE THE PODCAST!!!!

Intro: 00:50

Call to Action: 1:30

B**tyhole: 4:25

Letter 9:55

Jokes of the Week: 21:40

Topic: 27:09

It's the She-Woman Man Haters Club!!! This week, the Jokes On You Gworls are discussing life's most important skill: How to know when a man HATES YOU. From phantom b*tches lurking in the darkness to Keke BD & DDG, the girls get to it all. Talley's ceiling is collapsing, Mel has a decade old Valentine's gift floating in the ether, and Y'ALL KNOW DAMN WELL USHER DON'T WANT THEM YOUNG GIRLS.

REEEEEEEEMIIIIIXXXXX!!! This week the Jokes On You Dolls are back with a part 2 of discussing hot beats and dope tracks! (Also, we've planned a fantasy music festival and somehow Steve Harvey is hosting????) From Temu child labor law violations to N*cki and her many beefs, the gworls touch on everything! Someone tried to recruit Mel to be a guest on the world's worst podcast, Talley narrowly escaped a weird couple, and WHY ARE WE CRUNCHING SO LOUD ON THEM DAMN CHIPS??????

BRING THE BEAT IN! This week the Jokes On You dolls are talking about all things MUSIC and how it’s impacted their lives. From Boy Bands to Grunge Garage music, the girls discuss it all.

Mel ain’t never met a boy band she didn’t wanna stan, Talley’s parents thought she was in a cult, AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOUR HUSBAND IS BEATING HIS DICK???

Y'ALL STILL SCARING THE HOES?? The JOY girlies are continuing their previous "Scaring The Hoes" conversation, digging a little deeper. From "boys will be boys" to daddies having AK-47s when their daughter goes to prom, the dolls break it down.

Talley had to go get a switch, Mel hates her grandaddy, and WHY WE CAN'T GO TO KROGER IN PEACE?

SOFT LIFE??? This week the Jokes On You dolls are discussing FEMININITY: How much of the femininity/soft life discourse is a crock of bullsh*t, and how could we actually make it beneficial? From tradwives to soft Starbucks, the girls debunk and reframe it all. Mel wants moms to stop raising terrorists, Talley wants to know if y'all personally know ANY wives, and WHO TRYNA GO DOWN TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY??

0:45 Intro

3:23 like/follow/subscribe

4:04 QOTW

6:25 Femininity & Soft Life

*DUMT DUMT* (Law and Order noises, if you couldn’t tell) YOU N*GGAS ARE SCARING THE HEAUXS. Honestly, the behavior is especially heinous and it’s getting SPOOKIER BY THE SECOND. From men being weird on the innanets to being even weirder in parking lots and at gas stations, the girls discuss what it’s like to live terrified.

Talley ain't cooking this Christmas, Mel is smoking dope and WHY ARE WE THE OLDEST BITCHES AT THE PARTY NOW????

IT’S GETTING GAY AND GODLY IN HERE FOR PRIDE MONTH! This week we got another guest, y’all…AND IT’S A MAN! (y’all surprised?) Obio Jones joins us this week to discuss sexuality, identity, religion, & so much more! From shaming shame to performing masculine/feminine stereotypes, the girls (plus Obio) discuss it all.

Talley has a thing for 112, Mel had some notes for Ciara in her “Ride” era, and OBIO AINT GOT NO BROTHERS OR COUSINS???????

Follow Obio below:

Instagram - @obioojones

TikTok - @obiojones

Intro (00:45)

Bootyhole segment (4:20)

Jokes of the Week (8:20)

Purity Culture & Chastity Bops (15:52)

Obio’s Journey/Navigating shame (18:48)

Performing stereotypes (29:20)

Black women & Bi-phobia (32:48)

Let n*ggas be gay (36:17)

Shame Shame Shame (39:13)

Coming out (43:20)

Mad at Obio for being Obio 😂 (47:18)

Managing straight men’s attraction/black men & intimacy (49:37)

Black women & femininity (58:00)

Church & Closing (1:00:00)

WE BACK WITH PART TWO! Y’all thought we were done, but we are back to wrap up our conversation about the c*nt that is COLORISM. From colorism from the fathers, to dark-skinned girls and their white husbands, the gworls discuss it all.

Talley rips her jumpsuit, Mel has a mexican food emergency, & WHY DOES YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLE HAVE “LIGHT SKINNED” IN IT?!?!?