SOFT LIFE??? This week the Jokes On You dolls are discussing FEMININITY: How much of the femininity/soft life discourse is a crock of bullsh*t, and how could we actually make it beneficial? From tradwives to soft Starbucks, the girls debunk and reframe it all. Mel wants moms to stop raising terrorists, Talley wants to know if y'all personally know ANY wives, and WHO TRYNA GO DOWN TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY??

0:45 Intro

3:23 like/follow/subscribe

4:04 QOTW

6:25 Femininity & Soft Life

*DUMT DUMT* (Law and Order noises, if you couldn’t tell) YOU N*GGAS ARE SCARING THE HEAUXS. Honestly, the behavior is especially heinous and it’s getting SPOOKIER BY THE SECOND. From men being weird on the innanets to being even weirder in parking lots and at gas stations, the girls discuss what it’s like to live terrified.

Talley ain't cooking this Christmas, Mel is smoking dope and WHY ARE WE THE OLDEST BITCHES AT THE PARTY NOW????

IT’S GETTING GAY AND GODLY IN HERE FOR PRIDE MONTH! This week we got another guest, y’all…AND IT’S A MAN! (y’all surprised?) Obio Jones joins us this week to discuss sexuality, identity, religion, & so much more! From shaming shame to performing masculine/feminine stereotypes, the girls (plus Obio) discuss it all.

Talley has a thing for 112, Mel had some notes for Ciara in her “Ride” era, and OBIO AINT GOT NO BROTHERS OR COUSINS???????

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Intro (00:45)

Bootyhole segment (4:20)

Jokes of the Week (8:20)

Purity Culture & Chastity Bops (15:52)

Obio’s Journey/Navigating shame (18:48)

Performing stereotypes (29:20)

Black women & Bi-phobia (32:48)

Let n*ggas be gay (36:17)

Shame Shame Shame (39:13)

Coming out (43:20)

Mad at Obio for being Obio 😂 (47:18)

Managing straight men’s attraction/black men & intimacy (49:37)

Black women & femininity (58:00)

Church & Closing (1:00:00)

WE BACK WITH PART TWO! Y’all thought we were done, but we are back to wrap up our conversation about the c*nt that is COLORISM. From colorism from the fathers, to dark-skinned girls and their white husbands, the gworls discuss it all.

Talley rips her jumpsuit, Mel has a mexican food emergency, & WHY DOES YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLE HAVE “LIGHT SKINNED” IN IT?!?!?

"THEY BULLIED ME CAUSE I WAS LIGHTSKINNED AND MY HAIR WAS LONG!" This week the girls are getting into COLORISM (what it actually means, and what it actually f*cking doesn’t). From medical racism to romantic “preferences,” the Jokes on You Gworls throw shade while discussing shade. 

Mel says Talley’s hair makes her look like a Porta Rikkun, Talley has a vengeance against V*nessa McK*nzie, and YET AND STILL MEN ARE SCARING THE HEAUXS.

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DEAR MAMAS, YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU! This week the gworls are honoring the MUVAS! From sisters being adjunct mothers, to the Jokes On You Moms as podcasters, the dolls discuss it all.

Mel gets a widdle emotional, Talley’s momma punched her daddy in the back of his bald head, and WHAT IS WE FINNA DO WITH A COKE CAN???????

HEY HEY HEY, IT’S FAAAAATPHOBIA! This week the girls are getting into their big back bags! From eating disorders to Kardashian implant removals, The Jokes On You gworls are digging deep!

Mel wants justice for the OG sundress, Talley wants y’all to retire the “big back” campaign, and WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH BRIAN MCKNIGHT??????

WE BACK WITH PART TWO! The girls are carrying on with the same carrying on from last week, chopping it up with our esteemed guest & resident sexpert, Samia Burton! From putting the coochie in the crockpot, to exploring a myriad of daddy issues, we’re unpacking it ALL.

Mel wants the bwoys to be comfortable with their cakes, Talley keeps running into demon d*ck, and HOW LONG ARE WE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO WARM THE KEWNCHIE UP, SAMIA?????

(1:00) Discussing women not having orgasms.

(12:00) Being a freak and having pussy patience

(14:26) The science behind hating men

(17:30) Inspiration for sex

(20:23) Slut shaming while having a platform, healing and haters

(29:00) Post-hunch regret

(33:35) Congratulatory Coochie

(35:00) Three Laws of Threesomes

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WE GOT COMPANY Y’ALL. This week we’re showing out in front of our esteemed guest, Samia Burton! From young men with old names, to saying no to sweaty outside dates, the girls (and our guest, omg!!!) tackle it all!

Talley doesn’t want to go on outside dates, Mel is two-handing wine coolers, and WHY ARE MEN SO INTENT ON SCARING THE H*ES???

(5:00) Bootyhole Segment

(12:20) Breaking Up To Making Up

(19:25) Crazy Dates & Meet Cutes

(30:30) Jokes of the Week

(35:25) Samia’s Journey

(39:10) Dick Sucking Class

(41:30) Man-Hating

(47:00) Men in Coochie Classes

(50:00) Being Dissatisfied

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THE GIRLS ARE DRINKING AND HATING! This week, the Jokes On You girls are all hopped up on liquid courage. Mel gets intimate about her holes, Talley's gonna need to see it, and the girls are SO disgusted by a former heartthrob.

Talley gets drunk & starts saying names, Mel wants y'all to stop collaborating posts with men who hate y'all, and WE FINALLY FREED PATRICK!