Junk Food Dinner

Hey Junkies, let's face it, between massive heatwaves, double-digit inflation and COVID roaring back, this summer has sucked. As such, we don't think we could handle the depression of Ghoul Summer this year. So, once again we've decided to flip the script and bask in the positivity of Star Trek for another Summer of Spock! This year we're joined by long-time friend of the show and life-long Trekker Christopher Olvis to break down three Trek tales.  Up first, William Shatner directs the fifth entry into the Star Trek cinematic universe where the crew meet Spock's long-lost half-brother, face their own demons and take on a God-like alien in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier from 1989. Next, when the Klingons are at their lowest, the crew tries to broker peace, but their peace mission is sabotaged and Kirk and McCoy are framed and taken prisoner in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country from 1991. Finally, we pass the baton from the original cast to the cast of The Next Generation in Star Trek: Generations from 1994 where Captain Kirk and Captain Picard have to team up to keep Malcolm McDowell from fucking up the space-time continuum.  All this plus Kevin's adventures on the East Coast, what's hot in Columbus, Ohio, our reactions to the new Munsters trailer, blu-rays about Aztec Mummies and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll find peace in space with your love and support.

It's time for another episode of Junk Food Dinner, except nobody told Kevin Moss to show up. It's okay, though, because we're joined by friend of the show Virtual Kevin Moss and even better friend of the show Justin Wiese. Up first! It's Jacques Demy's /other/ musical, the French fairytale musical that Sean was afraid to pick in Kevin's presence. It's Donkey Skin, from 1970! It's the one with a lady who vomits frogs. Does Kevin like that sorta thing? Next up! We head on over to Hong Kong with Maggie Cheung, Michelle Yeoh and some other famous Hong Kong lady in the gender-swapped Chinese Triple Batman sorta flick The Heroic Trio (from 1993). We can't even explain what the heck's going on here until you listen to the episode. Finally! Of course, it's 1995's Sudden Death, starring Jean Claude Van Damme. It's the one with the hockey game! All this plus the real donkey lips raps, the final verdict on all of the new and controversial mainstream film releases, the triumphant return of the boob scale (featuring a rare double-chester), Win Lose or Wynorski, grandpa's jazz records, Virtual Kevin, who are the 1960s goblin-faced men?, a double-dose of nerd news sadness, Cubby Broccoli pulls his hair out, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Cow Appreciation Day, 2022!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll watch hockey for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

  We're celebrating our 1700th movie (I think, I'm too lazy to look it up)! As is tradition, we're doing an audio commentary to celebrate. But for what movie? Well, you voted for it and it's the Spider-Man TV movie/pilot from 1977! Is it a menace or a hero? Join us and find out! Donloyd here

This week we diverge slightly from our regular short films week and once again change over to JFDTV, where we each pick about 25-minutes worth of music videos to yack about.  Up first, Kevin picks a slew of weird videos, including clips from Whale, Zapp, The Dogs, Ray Parker Jr., Butthole Surfers and The Bobby Lees. Check out the playlist here. Then, Parker get vapor wavey with videos from Gunship, Carpenter Brut, Biting Elbows, Wolfie's Just Fine and Miles Fisher. Check out the playlist here. And finally, Sean brings us video clips from the likes of Mondo Vita, Jean-Michel Jarre, Timmy Spence, STOP, Commander Cody, Frank Chickens, Ken Berg and The Toons. Check out the playlist here. All this plus MTV nostalgia, Kennedy on Fox News, mobile movie theaters, anime on Adult Swim, Beavis and Butthead updates, hot new blu-rays and so much more!  LISTEN NOW:  MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll bring back music videos to MTV with your love and support.

Those top-class weirdos the Dom Deluise crew have outdone themselves this week with 3 wild flicks for us to chat about! Up first! It's Lucio Fulci's /other/ 'Gates of Hell' movie (that somehow we haven't reviewed yet) The Beyond, from 1981! It's the one where eyeballs get gauged, but in New Orleans! (thanks Portland Paul!) Next up! We hit the road with Charlie Sheen and his ghoulish friend in the early Penelope Spheeris joint The Boys Next Door (from 1985). Keep your eyes peeled for Moon Unit Zappa in a cameo. (thanks Ricky!) Finally! Of course, it's 2013's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor, a movie picked by Parker, who likes those guys (those guys being Tyler Perry, who directed this movie and who also likes to smell his own farts). Parker likes those guys! (thanks Mark from England!) All this plus the official Bob Dylan show report starring Sean Byron, continued DALL-E Mini chat (we're still calling it that), Kevin's fed up with this bullshit, Parker gets the Mothman deets on infidelity, podcast transcriptions, hellish Italian devil folk, a newspaper hoarding problem, Kevin admits how he fills his workhours with urine-related internet searches, surprisingly subdued Fulci enthusiasm, untamed xenochrony, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on Tall Girl Appreciation Day, 2022!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll start an undead rock & roll band for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

nbsp; Welcome to short films week, Petey Bunslinger! First, DC superheroes try their had at standup comedy in "Legends of the Superheroes: The Roast." Next, a young girl has a problem with her sloppy brother in Robert Rodriguez' "Bedhead." Finally, Juan Schwartz and the whole crew from "Cannibal: The Musical" return in "Time Warped." All this plus Nerd News, a DVD or two, no Junk Mails, Eric Andre chat and so much more! Direct Donloyd here.

Summer's here and we're getting tropical as we take a trip to the Black La-June for our Creature from the Black Lagoon theme show!  Up first, we start with the Universal 3-D classic that started it all, about a group of scientists who travel to the Amazon looking for creature of legend, reported to be half man and half fish. But when they find exactly what they're looking for, will they survive in Creature from the Black Lagoon from 1954.  Then, another group of scientists return to the Amazon to capture the Gil-man and transport him back to the US, where they put him on display at a Florida aquarium. What could possibly go wrong in Revenge of the Creature from 1955. And finally, yet another group of scientists once again capture the Gil-man, but this time after burning the creature, they find he has human-like skin and lungs under his scales and gills. They figure they may be able to humanize the creature and make him wear clothes in The Creature Walks Among Us from 1956. All this plus Parker's thoughts on Licorice Pizza, R.E.M chat, we learn about Pirate Metal, we get hyped for Mad God, hot new blu-rays and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll escape this damn lagoon with your love and support.

  We close out May-stery Month by kicking your spaghetti-bending butt back to Milan! First, a detective falls in love with a murder victim in "Laura." Next, a group of wealthy eccentics play a dangerous game in "The Last of Sheila." Finally, a poet suspects his girlfriend's a killer in "So I Married an Axe Murderer." All this plus peen chat, Kids in the Hall Chat, Junk Mails, A classic Kyle from Kentucky story and so much more! Direct Donloyd.

May-stery, our month-long tribute to mysteries, rolls right along as we make a stop in Shortsville for a trio of mysterious short films and/or TV episodes. Up first, Larry, Moe and Shemp are private detectives hired by a millionaire to protect him and his fortune from a gang of thieves, only to have slapstick hijinks ensue in The Three Stooges - Who Done It? from 1949. Then, at the height of its popularity, The Simpsons aired a two-part mystery asking the question "Who shot Mr. Burns?". The mystery lasted a whole summer and involved a contest, 1-800-COLLECT and lots of disappointed fans. We revisit the hype as we examine The Simpsons - Who Shot Mr. Burns? from 1995. And finally, David Lynch brings his unique brand of surrealism to TV in the 2017 reboot of Twin Peaks. While the entire series could be described as trippy, it was episode 8 that stood out as a real mindfucker. We take it all in and try to make sense of it. All this plus Kevin's Disney ban, Sean's celebrity encounter, Kevin's trip to Kentucky, Kids in the Hall peens on screen, The Fallen One calls in, Fangoria Chainsaw Award updates, Black Mirror News, hot new blu-rays and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll solve this damn mystery with your love and support.

Our eternal friends the Dom Deluise Patreon Pals are in on the mysterious fun with us this week as we review three of their (semi-)mystery movie picks! Up first! It's Louis Malle's 1958 debut Elevator to the Gallows, a strikingly photographed French film noir with a Miles Davis soundtrack. Picked by Listener Luke! Next up! We double dip on the French tip with another franco-feature, the sparse but bloody Revenge (from 2017)! It's more or less what you've seen from prior rape/revenge flicks, but with vastly more shots of butts and open wounds on Frenchmen's feet. Thanks to Aaron for picking it! Finally! Of course, it's 2018's The Clovehitch Killer, because we already reviewed The Office Killer, The Killer Tomatoes/Klowns/Bimbos/Workouts/Sharks, The Driller Killer, The Thrill Killers, Honeymoon Killers, and Fearless Vampire Killers - and didn't want ol' Clovehitch to feel left out. Stars Dylan McDermott. Picked by Travis. All this plus the Garfield poop update, Parker & Sam: A Love Story, casting for the next Dorito's packaging, Benedict Cumberbatch? I hardly knew her batch, Kevin's minority opinion corner, Kevin's off-mic snickerdoos, Parker's moving furniture, Sean's stuck in a fuzzy Skype session, checking your bagel qualifications, Miles on the track, donut shop payphones, James "King" Hong, nerd news and even more! Recorded live-to-tape on National Shrimp Day, 2022!! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll move trap ourselves in a French office building's service elevator for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!