Junk Food Dinner

BRACE YOURSELF FOR MAXIMUM MONKEYAGE! We're going ape all month long at the JFD headquarters, and it's gonna be just bananas! And these picks are coming straight from our flea-bitten friends over at the Dom Deluise Club?! Week one of APE-RIL, our heartfelt tribute to our hairy animal cousins, falls right out of a tree and into your lap NOW! First up: what is a Mighty Peking Man, and what does he want? And is he even a monkey? We'll scour the 1977 Shaw Brothers cult classic for answers to these questions and more. But be forewarned: we may be too distracted by jungle boobies to come up with much of a conclusion. Thanks for Patreon pal Kessa for this one! And then! You gotta hear about the time we reviewed Shakma, from 1990. You know, that weird killer Baboon / Live Action Roleplaying / Roddy McDowall flick filmed in Orlando for approximately five dollars? It's a door-smashing good time, courtesy of Patreon buddy John T! Finally! We dive headlong into the MVP universe with the 2006 pseudo-sequel-or-spinoff-or-something Spymate, the world-famous chimpanzee secret agent film. Beware of fucked up seatbelt politics and attempts to create an international relations fiasco between friendly nations, and you might come out alive. Thanks(?) to Patreon all-star Justin D for introducing this to us. All this plus witty banter between pals, milestones in ape cinema, a surprising return of moderate skype noise, turning heads with a silverback, 101 Hamburger Jokes, Parker's normcore image, we hear from Mickey, Elise, and Wayne!, black milk, Parker watches Baseketball while podcasting, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, greasy coughs, mega-belches, no rides offered (or taken), minor-key slide whistling, longing glances, freshly-squeezed gleekspit, tangerine eyelashes and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd lose the usage of our opposable thumbs without your love and support.

This week JFD celebrates 8 years of bringing the finest in cult cinema to your eagerly awaiting ear drums! To capitalize on the occasion, we continue our annual tradition of recounting our top 5 favorite and bottom 5 least favorite movies we've covered on the last year of the show as well as reviewing 3 classic cult bangers! Up first, James Stewart plays a detective in San Francisco who has recently been afflicted with acrophobia but still takes a gig to follow a friend's wife (Kim Novak) who may be possessed by the spirit of a dead woman in Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo from 1958. Then, the manufactured pop group The Monkees go off-brand for their first (and only) major motion picture Head from 1968. Written and directed by Bob Rafelson and Jack Nicholson, the weird psychedelic freakout effectively killed The Monkees bubblegum image but also launched BBS Productions (Easy Rider, Five Easy Pieces, The Last Picture Show). And finally, Alejandro Jodorowsky follows up his insane psychedelic epic El Topo with an even weirder, even more ambitious piece of surreal cinema, The Holy Mountain from 1973. All this plus bad jokes during Robocop, HorrorHound Weekend rundown, plugs for freaky vampire soundtracks, hottest TV moms, surprising opinions and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

We're back with three new jams picked by our Patreon buddies! First, electro weirdos deal with gender, sexuality, fashion, drugs, violence and aliens in "Liquid Sky" from 1982. Next, a tough and sexy LA cop and her busty friends infiltrate the terrorist organization of an immortal in Jim Wynorski's "The Lost Empire" (1984). Finally, a group of people are summoned to the high school where the accidentally disfigured and maybe killed a fellow student in "Slaughter High" (1986). All this plus junk mails, De Palma chat, sick chat, DVDs, Bruce Chatpbell, acid bitch and so much more! Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd never know what a juggalo is without your love and support.

Strange fellows discuss strange films in these strange times, this week, on the show. It's an odd mixture of weird characters, locales, and activities, chronicled audiovisually for our digestion, which then spurs some unusual opinions and interactions between our hosts. This kind of bizarre event is not considered to be a regular occurence, and must not be missed. First up: what is a Night of the Juggler, from 1980? It's an off-the rails NYC child-abduction action-thriller starring James Brolin and that dude from the Angel movies. You know the dude. And then! You gotta hear about the time we reviewed Fade to Black, also from 1980. It's got that kid from Breaking Away, except this time he's a movie-obssessed creep with a murderous streak. He kind of reminds us of Wayne. Finally! You'd better believe we're reviewing Annihilation, the new Alex Garland sci-fi flick from 2018. We never claimed we'd review anything else. Never in a week where a Natalie Portman-led expedition team is sent into a mysterious zone where things don't return from. We'd be fools to do so! All this plus witty banter between pals, the best statues of Drax the Destroyer to drive your car through, the tried and true timeless tradition of Parker's generosity, the heebee jeebee's, mad cokehead strength versus the toughness of Richard Masur, Parker's Hotdog Birthday Jubilee, flannel tuxedos, how not to make think people think that some guy wormed your chick, the perilous plight of the person who was trans-Marilyn, a late callback to Thankskilling, Parker's intense and well-documented love of fractals, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, silent coughs, latent belches, no rides offered (or taken), major-key nose whistling, snide-ways glances, freshly-squeezed gleekspit and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd never know what a juggalo is without your love and support.

This week on JFD, we are joined by Parker's former cigarette counting co-worker Chris Corn to discuss three very different, yet very strange films. Up first, former Looney Tunes animator Frank Tashlin brings us a story about a washed up mobster (Edmond O'Brien) who hires a drunk music agent (Tom Ewell) to make a star out of his bombshell girlfriend (Jayne Mansfield) all while encountering various early rock 'n stars such as Little Richard, Fats Domino, Eddie Cochran and Gene Vincent in The Girl Can't Help It from 1956. Then, Mark (Sam Neill) and his wife Anna (Isabelle Adjani) are splitting up. However, this divorce soon becomes very strange and intense as both Mark and Anna begin losing their goddamn minds and it is revealed that Anna has been involved in some weird shit in 1981's Possession, directed by Andrzej Zulawski. And finally, Judd Nelson plays a terrible aspiring stand-up comic who's only friend is his garbageman buddy played by Bill Paxton. But when he inexplicably starts growing a third arm out of his back, a sleazy agent played by Wayne Newton sees this as an opportunity to exploit the deformity and strike it big in The Dark Backward from 1991. All this plus Chris's chili preference, movies we got lucky to, Oscar talk, marijuana in movie theaters, stories about uninvited neighbors, and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

In this TROMATIC bonus episode, the classic JFD gang (minus Rusty) of Kevin, Mark, Parker and Sean discuss their deepest thoughts and most heartfelt emotions regarding the new (theatrically released!) film RETURN TO RETURN TO NUKE 'EM HIGH AKA VOL. 2! And, as an extra-special bonus, we sent ol' Mark Freado straight on over to the offices of Tromaville NYC where he conducted an expertly worded, pleasantly executed, and bracingly in-depth interview with the man/myth/montezuma-of-movie-mayhem himself, Lloyd Kaufman. So sit tight, grab your nearest loved ones, and enjoy a bonus episode for the ages with us. If you're into this kind of bonus content, be sure to check out our Patreon for oodles more. And BE SURE to check out Troma's official site for RETURN TO RETURN TO NUKE 'EM HIGH AKA VOL. 2 to find out how you can see the movie! It's playing in theaters in Los Angeles now: at @AhryaFineArts, March 8th and @NoHo7, March 9th, with more dates to be announced on the site. Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Lloyd's right about La La Land? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd never have met Lloyd without your love and support.

Sci Fi Ebruary comes to a close, but we're joined by Mark to crush Tokyo in style. First, the movie that Kim Jong Il kidnapped a director to make, Pulgasari (1985). A toy sprinkled with blood saves a village from a dictator and then becomes one! Next, a clone of Godzilla is created using plant biology in "Godzilla vs. Biollante" from 1989. Finally, giant naked cannibals suddenly appear and cause an apocalypse in "Attack on Titan: Part One" from 2015. All this, plus being a grandpa, Crayon pop, Nerd News, Kevin Smith scare chat, DVDs, junkmails, Sweetman, kokomo and so much more! Direct Donloyd here. Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

Hang on to your rockets, because this week we blast off with three "space babes" movies for Sci-Fi-ebruary! And we're joined by Heather and Justin of the Compañeros podcast. Up first, Playboy Playmate Dorothy Stratten plays a sexy space android on a crew of goofy space cops including the dad from Monster Squad in the Crown International Pictures drive-in classic Galaxina from 1980. Next, a trio of space babes take their parents' spaceship out for a joyride and crash land on Earth where they party with some horny dudes, Joe Estevez and Linnea Quigley in Beach Babes from Beyond from 1993 And finally, one of the most recent entries into the "space babes" subgenre, the aptly-titled Space Babes from Outer Space from 2017. Once again a trio of space babes crash land on earth and need the sexual energy from men to power their ship back home. All this plus stories about parties at Parker's house, movies that make us cry, kids getting creative at the movie theater, mic issues and so much more! *We had some issues with Justin's mic so his audio quality/volume is a little off at times. Please forgive us. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).

The loneliest boys on the Internet are back at it again, together for only this brief window before going their separate ways in an unkind world. In these dim times one of the few shining lights is the presence of our brother Mark Freado, who joins us again this week. And together with him, we review three films based on the 1954 I Am Legend novel by Richard Matheson. Together, we hope to survive the odds and move onwards in our Sci-Fi Ebuary journeys, where we chance to meet again. First up! We start way back at the start of all the I Am Legend adaptations, with 1964's The Last Man on Earth . This Italian/American co-production stars Vincent Price and a bunch of jazzy hepcat ghouls who wield very scary blocks of wood. It also inspired large portions of Night of the Living Dead! We chat all about that kinda stuff. And then! You gotta hear about the time we reviewed The Omega Man, from 1971. If you don't hear about it now, you'll be hearing about it for the rest of your life. Specifically how much we liked or disliked Charlton Heston's rampant shirtlessness in this genre-bending adaptation. Finally! You'd better believe we're reviewing I Am Legend from 2007, because that's the kind of podcast trip we're on. "Welcome to New York!", Will Smith doesn't say to any vampires in this movie, although he probably could have. This is that movie we all remember as being the one Sean saw in the Chinese theatre that one time. Also it's got the bad CGIs. But - get a load of that empty Times Square, wouldya? All this plus witty banter between pals, Mack the Friendo, Valentine's Day messages for our beloved callers, the impugning of Wayne's journalistic credentials, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, metric sneezes, latent belches, no rides offered (or taken), minor-key nose whistling, THE MUSIC OF COBRAS, snide-ways frozen glances, semi-fresh-squeezed gleekspit and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd be all alone without your love and support.

YET AGAIN we turn over the reigns to the weirdest bunch of podcat listeners on the Internet, our very own Dom Deluise Donors on Patreon. And boy have they selected a trio of fine films for us this time! First up! Listener Josh H insisted we finally cave in to popular demand and watch 1979's The Visitor. This post-Exorcist telekinetic freak-fest was somewhat ignored on release but has been gettinged pushed by cult movie fans lately, including Drafthouse Films. But is it weird enough? And is Parker amongst the 93%? And then! Patreon Pals Mickey and Nick have suggested we review 1986's The Wraith, and we do just that! This Tuscon-set supernatural road-racer stars Charlie Sheen, Sherilyn Fenn, and Randy Quaid. Reviewing it may be the best choice we've ever made in our lives. Finally! You'd better believe we're reviewing Sunshine from 2007, because that's exactly what our esteemed friends Joseph and Dr. P ordered. Director D. Boyle has brought his signature style of mid-budget genre filmmaking to space, but will it fly? Tune in to find out. All this plus witty banter between pals, a Phantom Thread update, a three-dimensional sea creature update, a bevy of Junk Mailers, Cory and Al's plans get foiled by Jeopardy, Sean's penchant for Mom Movies, our report on the Dow Jones Industrial Average, balloon-store videoshops, all the Duck Butter in the world, our weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, metric sneezes, imperial belches, no rides offered (or taken), sandpaper nose whistling, THE MUSIC OF CHAKI, snide-ways glances, fresh-squeezed gleekspit and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your hot takes on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us Wayne sucks? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'd rock a Chucky doll in the passenger seat your love and support.