We'll here we are again, kids, Ghoul Summer 2017 is coming mercifully to an end. And what better way to round out the festivities than by partying with the original ghoul himself, Mr. Mike Dikk, formerly of Kissing Contest and currently of Virtual Pros. Up first, we take a look at another one of those Faces of Death-esque real-life carnage footage comps, True Gore from 1987. This relic from the industrial music scene compiles death footage, animal torture and genital mutilation. Bring the kids! Next, we step inside the Red Room from 1999. In this low-budget, Japanese exploitation film, four contestants try to out-ghoul one another to win a million dollars. Things start off pretty tame but eventually get very ghoulish. The movie is made even more unsettling by having some of the grossest sound effects ever featured on JFD. And finally, we suffer through notorious ghoul director Bill Zebub's latest 2+ hour exercise in juvenile schlock, Dickshark from 2016. In this ultra-low budget shit fest, Mr. Zebub gropes strippers boobs for most of the run time and then a rubber, flesh colored shark puppet attacks them. All this plus witty banter between friends, catchin' up with the Dikkster, ghoul revelations, 3-D movie news, gross noises, all your favorite ghoul drops, Donald Lloyd, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).

Have you ever said to yourself, "I've got nineteen hours to waste and absolutely zero standards about the entertainment I consume?" Well, ghouls - it's your lucky day. We've got the Junk Ghoul Rewind episode to end all episodes. It's five years of Ghoul Summer podcasting, bunched up and vacuum sealed for your absolute convenience. Crack it open at extreme risk to yourself and others around you. Here it is, presented for your disapproval, You Know What We Did the Last Five Summers: JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 117 Wednesday, July 11, 2012 Last House on the Left, Last House on Dead End Street, House on the Edge of the Park JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 118 Thursday, July 19, 2012 The Human Centipede 2, Nekromantik, The Bunny Game JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 170 Wednesday, July 24, 2013 Martyrs, Faces of Death, Taxidermia JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 222 Wednesday, July 23, 2014 Men Behind the Sun, Tetsuo, the Iron Man, The Secret Life: Jeffrey Dahmer JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 223 Thursday, July 31, 2014 Cannibal Holocaust, Come and See, The Untold Story JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 272 Friday, July 24, 2015 Hanger, Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Niku Daruma JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 273 Friday, July 31, 2015 Men Behind the Sun 2, The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence), Inside JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 318 Friday, June 17, 2016 The Rapeman, Splatter: Naked Blood, Ex Drummer JUNK FOOD DINNER episode 319 Thursday, June 23, 2016 Eugenie, Salò or the 120 Days of Sodom, Marquis All this and nothing else! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. Kevin might forgive you in exchange for your love and support.

You can't wait 'til summer? Because it's gonna be a summer of ghouls? Hey now? It's this week's episode of Junk Food Dinner! We kick off our two-week tribute to the ghastliest and grossest flicks to watch in the sweatiest parts of the summertime, our own personal S&M trip: Week One of GHOUL SUMMER starts now! And to help us kick things off, we're joined by very special guest, cinematographer Brian Sowell (Sequence Break, Beyond the Gates)! And did we mention these movies were all suggested to us by our Patreon Donors? Those dudes pick some creepy flicks. First up! The fourth installment in the venerable series of ghoul-classics that in some senses started the entire ghoul craze as we know it today, Faces of Death IV, from 1990, finds new and interesting ways to surprise us, and we talk about some of the more insensitive ways in which it did so. Next! 1994's Red to Kill is more artful than your typical Hong Kong CAT-III movie, but that doesn't mean it has any less sequences featuring the rape of the mentally disabled. In fact, it has several. But that mood lighting, though! Finally, who could forget Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Super-Masochist. This film, from 1997, is well beloved by all, most importantly Parker. It's a real eye-opener (and dick-smasher) of a movie. You gotta see it! All this plus witty banter between fiends, ghoulish on-set experiences, ghoulish drowning stories, ghoulish studio executives, dallas suicide club, buying gore by the sheets, your weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, a profound lack of noted police involvement, half-wet sneezes, mega belches, almost-decrepit erections, the dangers of ghouldom, well-brominated mineral gleeks and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. Kevin might forgive you in exchange for your love and support.

Nobody ever tells Junk Food Dinner what is and isn't possible. Not even the laws of physics are strictly respected around these parts. Case in point and pudding-proof: this week's episode features none other than Wayne Killmeister of Motion Picture Massacre: the Podcast. You won't believe it, but that doesn't change a damn thing. It happened. First up! Could it be a prelude to Ghoul Summer? Is that the kind of kick Sean Byron's on these days? One thing's for sure, it's 1969's Last Summer, directed by Frank Perry and starring a dead seagull. Next! The movie that seems like for sure it should have been on HBO all the time when we were kids, but nobody remembers. It's a Kevin Moss blind-pick bonanza as we review 1987's Scenes from the Goldmine! In this case, they're mining for lucrative song publishing royalties (and cocaine). Finally, who could forget I Woke Up Early The Day I Died. This film, from 1998, is well beloved by all, most importantly Wayne. It premiered famously at the Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood, Calif. It's written by Ed Wood, and not the fictional Tim Burton character but the actual historical figure. You gotta see it! All this plus witty banter between podcats, Wayne's unfettered sense of civic pride, Wayne's official theme song, Wayne's stance on Illogical Contraption Radio Podcast, Wayne's boob-scale ratings on Junkmails, Wayne's standing with Jackson Stewart, Wayne's standing with Unknown Caller, Wayne witnesses the return of a very special caller, Wayne's thoughts on Ghoul Summer fashions, Wayne's experiences with JFD commentary episodes and presidential elections, Wayne's preferred methods for seeing Jodorowsky films, some weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, an assumed lack of overt police involvement, half-wt sneezes, mega belches, partly-decrepit erections, the dangers of podcasting, semi-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We're still working on obtaining Wayne's love and support.

This week on JFD we turn over the programming rights to our loyal Dom Deluise $10-a-month Patreon donors and get a trio of off-beat features to sink our teeth into. Up first, C. Thomas Howell (Soul Man) plays a young man driving alone in Texas who picks up a hitchhiker played by Rutger Hauer (Hobo with a Shotgun) who quickly reveals himself as a psycho killer. Soul Man manages to escape the madman but sets off a game of cat and mouse in The Hitcher from 1986. Next, we take a look at Argentina's highest grossing movie ever, Wild Tales (AKA Relatos Salvajes) from 2014. This dark anthology flick weaves 6 tales about people in strange situations with questionable morals. Finally, Adam West, Burt Ward and Julie Newmar reprise their roles (well, at least the voices) from the classic 60's Batman TV show in an all-new, straight-to-DVD, animated adventure; Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders from 2016. All this plus witty banter between friends, vacation plans, slot machine previews, Junk Mail, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).

We're back! Up first, a doctor discovers cocaine ... well, a powdery white drug anyway ... and becomes a sleazeball maniac in "Jekyll and Hyde... Together Again." Next, a different doctor turns coeds into flesh-hungry mutants (I think) in "Nightmare Weekend." Finally, a high school girl grows a penis thanks to Seth Green's magic in "Willy/Milly." All this, plus Nerd News, random ass drops, DVDs, buddies talkin and so much more. Direct Donloyd

Grab some fireworks! We're back, Junkies! First up, a dude sells his movie theater to raise money to make a ghost movie. That's the real story. What happens in the actual movie is anyone's guess -- "The Ghosting" aka "Bad Ghost." Next, Captain America finds himself in a present day where nazis have infiltrated the American system in "Captain America: Winter Soldier." Finally, a Russian cop stops a bank robbery in the short film, "Major Grom." All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Sean rearranging furniture, Wayne calls in and so much more! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).

Much to Parker's delight, JFDecades is coming to a close. And we're finishing strong with three oddball flicks with an emphasis on notoriously bad directors! Up first, a group of astronauts (including Steve Railsback of Nukie fame) find an alien ship inside the tail of Halley's Comet. They find a group of naked vampires and bring them back to their ship. But when there's an explosion on the ship killing most of the crew, only Railsback and the vampires escape, landing on Earth. Now the vampire aliens are on the loose and it's up to Railsback and a bunch of Brits to track them down before they bring on armageddon in 1985's Lifeforce, directed by Tobe Hooper (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist) and released by Cannon Films. Next, Tim Burton directs a black and white biopic about one of Hollywood's most infamous "bad" directors, Ed Wood. Johnny Depp plays the titular Wood as he hustles his way through the underbelly of low budget filmmaking in the 1950's. The movie explores Wood's penchant for cross-dressing, his friendship with a near-death Bela Lugosi (played to perfection by Martin Landau) and the wacky cast of characters he assembled to produce his magna opus Plan Nine from Outer Space. And finally, on the subject of infamous bad directors, we dissect yet another bizarre, amateurish, low-budget affair from Neil Breen, 2006's I Am Here... Now. In this outing, Breen plays a cyber Jesus who goes around punishing those who aren't living according to "his plan". All this plus witty banter between friends, Pizza Hut memories, old theatre chat, Junk Mail, our world famous weekly Nerd News and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, and a whole lot more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).

We're smack in the middle of this year's JFDecades run, and it's a hell of a show. We've got three wild flicks we found on the banks of the Ohio river, just upstream from that Sodom of the Midwest, Parkersburg! First up! You know that movie with the "Love and Hate" finger tattoos? On Robert Mitchum? Playing a self-appointed Preacher slash serial killer? You know the one. It's 1955's The Night of the Hunter. Yeah, that one. We review it. Next! Remember that weird Italian spy flick with the skin-tight, nostril-hugging masks? The one Mario Bava directed in 1968? Danger: Diabolik is the one! We talk all about that one. Finally, who could forget Trackdown. This film, from 1976, is review lastly on the show this week. It stars James "Jim" Mitchum, eldest son of Robert Mitchum, and is being considered by some for a retroactive Academy Awards Ceremy sweep of all categories. We SPOIL THE CRAP OUT OF THIS MOVIE so you should definitely watch the movie first (streaming free on Amazon Prime, cheap on DVD). All this plus witty banter between friends, why parker stays away from bread, dave's killer marketing team, the cream of the teens, It Comes At two nightmares in a row, Parker Bowman forgets Vanilla Sky exists, Seventy Eighty Year Old Party Monster Doug Benson, Wicks in Private, them weekly news and Blu-ray Picks, continued lack of overt police involvement, half-dry sneezes, wet belches, mega-decrepit erections, the dangers of tumblr, semi-brominated vegetable gleeks and a whole lot more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll tattoo four letter words on our hands for your love and support.

Call your grampa cuz JFDecades is back again! First, the widely influential German expressionist film, "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" from 1920. If you've seen a Tim Burton movie, you're probably gonna find the film pretty familiar.Then, wealthy members of a New England resort put on a show in "Gold Diggers of 1935." Busby Berkely puts on some serious witchcraft in the musical numbers.Finally, two affluent young men commit a murder just to prove they can in Alfred Hitchock's classic "Rope." All this plus DVDS, Nerd News, Cool Junk Mails, A Wonder Woman spoiler in the stinger, Ridley Scott Sucks Chat, a death in the family and so much more! Direct Donloyd MP3 Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line [email protected]. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes and check out our new Patreon and Youtube as well. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter! We'll pick your movies with your love and support (and money).