Em is in Sydney, Michael’s in Melbourne, but that hasn’t stopped them from connecting up to deliver this episode for you. After lamenting the fact that their executive producer Benjamin isn’t in the room to add to the background giggles, it's straight into Em’s latest obsession, looking at the brand new Kim Kardashian nipple bra. It actually comes with nipples built into the bra, so you can ALWAYS present yourself headlights ON! Then it’s time for Em and Michael to give their reviews on the brand new Britney Spears book ‘The Woman In Me’ which they both inhaled over the weekend. Finally, we need to reflect the fact it’s Michael’s 45th birthday when this episode drops. Em is approaching the same age and has decided she’s keen to get herself into a routine of gentle good stuff, swishy pants and ski poles, which probably sounds weird in print, but totes makes sense when you hear it.

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