March 05, 2025

Kyle Thomas PT 3: Astrology, Spills on Stars, Sex, Boyfriend Dick, German Men & Scandals! Julia Haart’s Divorce & Balenciaga’s Wild Shoe.

1 hour 5 minutes

This week is part 3 with laughs, drama, and unexpected revelations as we welcome back celebrity astrologer, Kyle Thomas from Hollywood horoscopes to wild dating confessions, nothing is off-limits in this tell-all conversation.

Kyle dives into the world of astrology, breaking down Western astrology’s seasonal system and explaining the intricacies of zodiac deacons. The conversation takes a hilarious turn when astrology is compared to fashion, sparking memories of a supposedly “yellow” dress…or was gold?

We get candid about his dating history, including being a top in a past relationship and the discussion takes a turn when we bring up “boyfriend dick?" It’s a no-holds-barred debate about sexual roles and preferences in relationships.

Kyle reveals that he hasn’t been in a relationship for a long time and that his time in LA has shifted his views on love and commitment and confesses to taking a two-year celibacy journey post-breakup and shares how his career now takes priority over fatherhood. We offer our take on dating in the public eye and men with hidden agendas.

We share our best European travel tips including why German men might change his five-date rule to five minutes and push him to embrace the European experience, promising that romance (or at least great stories) awaits.

Beyond astrology, Kyle is making waves in the entertainment world, teasing a confidential TV development deal and shares his goals of publishing internationally and expanding his brand beyond astrology.

In Haute Topics we chat about Julia Haart’s massive divorce settlement, joking about her newfound riches and luxurious furs. They we tear into Balenciaga’s latest bizarre fashion statement—the “Barefoot Zero shoe”, questioning whether it’s even a shoe at all.

Our Runway Rundown looks include Adrien Brody’s emerald, green tuxedo and Nicholas Alexander Chavez’s maroon disaster, likening it to something out of an 80s porn set. Of course we add in a look from Kyle. Was it a hit or a miss? We debate tailoring, shoe choices, and what makes a red carpet look truly iconic.

In the second half of Kyle’s coffee reading for Kyle, his grounds reveal a mysterious figure with the letter "A" still lingering in his life. Could it be an old flame or someone from the past waiting to reconnect? As Kyle processes this revelation, he admits to occasionally reaching out to past lovers—but will this be one he welcomes back?

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