It’s another episode of Bachette Uncut brought to you by the gasiest of couples - Matty J and Laura (this joke will make sense when you hear the start of the ep). The show kicks off with Holly dancing her way into a single date with Brooke where they literally…. dance the whole time. NO MORE DANCING HOLLY! They have a beautiful honest conversation about sexuality and identity, which is topped off with a rose and kiss. Just before Holly can break out the Samba one last time - it’s time for the group date!

As per all group dates of late, it’s a weird mix of whatever the prop department has laying around channel 10. This week is a jumping castle compatibility game complete with ropes, love hearts and scissors. It’s seriously a miracle that everyone made it out of this date alive. Emily was crowned most compatible, which proves these games are a total waste of time. Not a whole lot happens at the cocktail party except for Darrrrvid getting a kiss that went on for 10 min - yes this actually happened. 

Ep 4 saw everyone’s favourite contestant finally get a single date - that’s right it’s the hunk a spunk Konrad! They have a pamper date organised, which just involves Konrad taking his clothes off and being rubbed in oil on a massage table (well played Brooke). They kiss and cry (happy tears) and kiss and cry and kiss.. then cry.. followed by some more kissing and crying. To be honest, I’ve never seen a couple kiss and cry so much on a date but I’m not complaining - it’s beautiful.

The group date is a go-kart race that involves folding Osher’s washing and organising his Christmas decorations. I swear we’re not making this up! Carissa wins because she’s a pro at untangling fairy lights but all she gets is a friendship peck from Brooke. Awkies! Just when we were starting to learn everyone’s name, production decided to throw in intruders - four of them! All the OG’s freak out and turn on Osher as they begin looting the mansion - they only stop when police are called to break up rioting (this last part is made up).

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Welcome to the day of the week where you feel slightly better about the weird, wacky or shitty things that happen in your life!

It's ask uncut where we answer your deep dark and burning questions!

Today we are jumping in with a dilemma of a ring!

What do you do if you hate your engagement ring??

Flakey friends where you're fed up!

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Can you have sex in a friend's place? 

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Brittany is back in Sydney and back in Laura's bedroom behind the mic, and hooly dooly it feels good to be in the same room again.

First cab off the ranks we are chatting about Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin has shot and killed a 42 year old cinematographer named Halyna Hutchins and Britt and Laura have some strong and slightly conflicting feelings about all of this.

Next up we are chatting compatibility and how essential is it to a happy relationship?

We also had the pleasure of talking to some of our awesome listeners who are navigating unconventional relationships, an interfaith couple named Daisy and Kurt and an interracial couple named Amelia and Brian.

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WE ARE BACK BABY and it’s BACH-ETTE UNCUT TIME!

After the mild success that was Bach Uncut last season with our Kinky Captain, a few of you wanted to hear us squabble our way through this season of the Bachelorette. Matty J is back behind the microphone and Laura is back behind a glass of wine!

It is a Bachelorette world first...history making stuff! Australia’s sweetheart Brooke Blurton our very first bisexual, Indigenous lead takes her third shot at love! 

Episode one kicks off with a traumatic walk down memory lane where the Honey Badger is thrust back onto our screens and to be honest, Australia wasn’t ready for this yet. But Bachi makes up for this with the most heart warming Welcome To Country and who the hell is cutting onions!! 

Next up it’s time to bring in the suitors! 

Matt has picked Konrad to win and Laura thinks it’s going to be Darvid… ONLY TIME WILL TELL! Episode one sees some drama over an IKEA chair, and well we all know what a b*tch flat pack can be in a relationship. 

Some guy goes home. We can’t remember his name. 

Episode 2: Our Persian Pirate prince Darvid gets the first single date, and he scores himself a big old sloppy kiss and a rose. And in true Bach form the first group date is the illusive group photo shoot and it did not disappoint.

The cocktail gets a little spicy and Beautiful Beau goes home. We just hope the producers made him delete his camera roll before he left the mansion.

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Happy therapy Thursday Lifers!

Have you heard about the new ball bath contraception? No?? Well fear not, you're about to be balls deep in testicle bath knowledge...

Today we are jumping into:

-I used to be with a narcissist. Now I'm with a great guy and in a healthy relationship; but I'm feeling a bit...bored. Is this normal? I kind of miss the highs of the toxicity

-How do I/ do I tell my friend that the outfit she is planning on wearing to my wedding is not okay?

-My bridesmaid is dating a guy that my fiance and I don't like. I don't really want him at the wedding but is this going to drive a wedge between the friendship? 

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Welcome to your Tuesday Lifers!

We're getting a little spicy today! A topic that SO many of us have such an intrigue about, a world that hardly any of us know about; the sex work industry!

On today's podcast we are joined by the wonderful Samantha X, Australia's most well known escort.

We speak about what the biggest misconceptions of the adult industry are, what kind of things clients request (spoiler alert, it is likely NOT what you expected), the ins and outs of the industry and who the kinds of people that use these services are.

Want to know what the average age of woman that her clients request?

What do you think the sex is like?

Why do you think a woman would get into the industry?

Samantha breaks down a lot of our preconceived ideas of the industry and we hope that you enjoy this chat as much as we did!

You can find her here: https://samanthax.com.au/

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Happy therapy Thursday Lifers and today Producer Keeshia is jumping in the hot seat.

We often have questions about being cheated on, but today we're jumping into the less common dilemma of a cheater.

"I've turned into the person I never thought I'd be. I'm getting married in 3 months. I love my partner and I want our life together. I've been sleeping with someone from work for 2 months. How do I end it? We have a crazy sexual connection and the best sex I've ever had in my life."

We also jump into how important having the same religious/political beliefs as your partner are, and how to tell a friend that you do not want to travel with them!

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We have a very special Bonus episode for you guys, its the warm hug we all need right now and we promise this episode will leave you in a better happier headspace than we found you.

We have collated the absolute best life advice from our Lifers and packaged up here in one delectable little bonus episode for you.

To celebrate The Iconic turning ten years old this episode is all themed around "another year older another year wiser" and hooley dooley the lifers are a wise bunch!

A very big thank you to our sponsor THE ICONIC for making this episode possible. To further celebrate their 10th birthday THE ICONIC are having a massive 30% OFF sale, Sale ends 25th October! T&C apply.

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Hellllllloooooo Lifers!

Today we are joined by the wonderful behavioural scientist and author Logan Ury!

She's a dating guru and dating coach at Hinge and she's written a book titled "How to not die alone." 

We think it's mostly there in the title!

In today's episode we unpack some of the most common problems that people experience in dating, including their dating blind spots. We unpack the 3 dating tendencies and how we can use the info of which one we fall into to better curate our dating lives and relationships.

PLUS something that we've been asked hundreds of times "what should I put on my dating app bio" is answered in dot point format so that y'all can go out and live your best right swiped/liked lives!

To kick things off in this episode, we speak about the Facebook Files and the daming information that the Wall St Journal has uncovered!

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