Live and Let Dyers

It’s a festive(ish) chaos special this week as Big Dan kicks things off with an unexpected musical number from The Police . With Jo off Christmas shopping in London, the Dyers dive straight into why Big Dan just isn’t feeling the festive spirit this year. He reminisces about plans to escape a UK Christmas — the old Maldives getaway, the New York trip that never happened — and explains how, after 40-odd Christmases, the sparkle dims a bit.

There’s Wicked chat, of course, plus a wild tangent about how Dani’s driver ended up chauffeuring Ariana Grande, leading to a story about Ariana’s brush with a nutty fan and what Dan would do to protect her. We also celebrate Big Dan’s mum’s birthday.

We catch up on the TikTok Awards hosted by Little Dani, the Rolling Stone Awards Big Dan was about to host, an Alien Update, Big Dan’s milk-and-Skips etiquette, some questionable cooking advice, and of course — a bit of Strictly to round things off.

This week on Dyer Straits, we kick things off with an update from returning emailer Rod — and good news! He’s finally told his girlfriend about the mistress who once locked him in a chastity cage. Even better? His girlfriend’s now taken over the role. Growth comes in many forms.

Next up, an excruciatingly awkward Bluetooth disaster from a listener on holiday with friends — the sort of story that makes you want to disappear into the nearest sun lounger.

And to round things off, we dive into a thoughtful advice question about clashing parenting styles: strict vs relaxed, and what to do when a relationship hits a parenting fault line.

A perfect blend of chaos, cringe, and proper heart — classic Dyer Straits.

This week on The Dyers, chaos strikes early as Juanita takes an unexpected tumble — straight into a pothole. Yes, really. One minute she’s strolling, the next she’s wedged in the pavement and being heroically hoisted out by the local barbers. Cue Dani and Dan absolutely losing it.

We also catch up on Dani and Sunny’s magical trip to Wicked, complete with their pink-and-green coordinated outfits. They even spotted Ariana Grande (from afar).

And finally, we dive into Dani’s possible next venture: a Dani Dyer cookbook, after a very enthusiastic nudge from Eggs. Recipes? Chaos? Both? Almost certainly.

Another week, another round of unexpected drama, mum-life glamour, and Dyer family nonsense. Tune in!

On this episode of Dyer Straights the Dyers settle the debate of letting a close friend date your own sister and discuss more of your dilemmas.

If you have a problem that the Dyers could help you with, embarrassing stories or you'd like to just get in touch, please send a message to Danny and Dani to [email protected] and follow the podcast on socials @DyersPod

This week on the Dyers Danny is back from Bristol and we hear some shocking confessions from him about life on the open road, be warned give Reading services bathrooms a miss.

Plus Dani gets to go see her icon Ariana Grande at the Premier of Wicked!

On this episode of Dyer Straights the Dyers set Gary Straight on how to get his wife cooking better meals.

If you have a problem that the Dyers could help you with, embarrassing stories or you'd like to just get in touch, please send a message to Danny and Dani to [email protected] and follow the podcast on socials @DyersPod

Mummy and Dani in the helm this week as we discuss Dani's rich life post getting over her ankle and strictly woes.

We hear of a trip to Cheltenham Races and return to the Strictly studio to watch her pal Vicky dance to Cheryl!

Plus, Eggs tells some quite Eggy jokes.

When Claire - a lifelong Dyer fan - writes in after meeting Danny at an Oasis gig, she shares her incredible “living list” of experiences she wants to tick off after a stage 4 cancer diagnosis. Inspired by her story, Danny and Dani decide to help her cross one off the list. It’s an emotional, funny, and feel-good episode all about making memories, living life to the fullest, and spreading a bit of Dyer magic.

In this week’s episode, Danny Dyer pays a heartfelt tribute to Jilly Cooper, before he and Dani Dyer dive into the real issues that come with getting older — including those late-night bathroom trips.

There’s also a big alien update for conspiracy lovers, as the team uncovers new evidence of possible 9th-century extraterrestrial visitors found in a monastery painting. Plus, Dani shares the latest trotter update on her injured foot.

And don’t miss the dramatic final instalment of Danny and the Diamonds — the romantic fan fiction that shocked the Dyers. Or is it really the end?

Have you ever been sick and s**t yourself at the same time? What would you do if you found a white powder in a small bag in your 15-year-olds bedroom? And one listener who is expecting her fourth child gets in contact about her man-child husband. All that and more with Dani Dyer and her mum Jo taking your emails.

If you have a problem that the Dyers could help you with, embarrassing stories or you'd like to just get in touch, please send a message to Danny and Dani to [email protected] and follow the podcast on socials @DyersPod