In this episode, the brothers dive headfirst into the hilarity and chaos of school life, with a good dose of relatable rants and cringe-worthy moments. They kick things off with Mr P telling a tale that’s every teacher’s nightmare—It’s a story of survival, wet wipes, and making a memorable first impression (shoe in hand).

Next, they take on the January blues, swapping stories of windy playground duties, sleepless nights, and reminiscing about the energy (and questionable fashion choices) of their teenage years. Expect laughs as they relive their cringiest moments, from wearing suits to the pub to blasting BFG audiobooks in car parks.

The episode also features a hilarious round-up of the weirdest parent complaints, including a child’s "stolen" eyebrows, demands for teachers to microwave Rustlers burgers, and the parent who wanted less Jesus in the school nativity.

And as always, more listener stories don’t disappoint—teddies being “tossed off,” children channelling Taylor Swift in maths, and a surprising twist involving a pharmaceutical rep mistaken for a drug dealer.

This week’s episode is proudly sponsored by The Week Junior—the magazine perfect for sparking curiosity and critical thinking in kids. https://theweekjunior.co.uk/mrppod. Want to try it out? Get six weeks for just £1 and prepare for some brilliant conversations.

Finally, don’t forget the Two Mr Ps Live Tour! Tickets are flying out, so grab yours at 2mrpspodcast.com. While you’re there, share your own stories and confessions to keep the laughs coming.

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