Mr P is back in Newcastle delivering his popular year group cluster training sessions. Interested in booking one for your school or trust? Get in touch!

Adam shares his eventful week, including running football trials for Years 5 and 6 and a hilarious swimming lesson where the kids thought he needed lessons himself!

We discuss how the new school year is in full swing and the reality of when the novelty wears off for both teachers and students.

Ever wondered what Jack Nicholson's iconic line from The Shining would be if the film were made today? We explore modern alternatives to "Here's Johnny!" and share our thoughts on the latest playground trends like the "Skibidi Toilet" craze. Our "Ranking of the Week" is back! This time, we're bravely ranking our favourite primary year groups to teach, from least to most preferred. Will you agree with our choices?

We also share some hilarious teacher nicknames submitted by listeners, an awkward encounter in a supermarket's toiletry aisle, and an embarrassing moment at the opticians.

Make sure you share your questions/dilemmas/stories/confessions here: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 and they might be featured in an upcoming episode or one of our shows.

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