$1000 is not $1000 is not $1000!! How many times does Frank have to tell you?! We’re kicking off February with a meaty one, evaluating the creepy Canadian influencer → perfume model on the Sunset Strip glow up, unpacking an incredible article on the “news finds me” movement (paired perfectly with Frank’s big return to the journalism world), discussing the elephant in the content creation room — feeling fucking ugly, crying about Mufasa’s origins story, revealing a new and unsurprising phobia to add to Xanthe’s list, hating on walking pads, wanting justice for the dream job, and ohmygod, plenty more, I’m sure.