Do you come from a roast family or a respect family? Are shoes getting more dinosaur-like? In today’s episode we answer those hard-hitting questions alongside life updates re: selling our land in Joshua Tree, the artistry that is Chuck Bass, our most mischievous Christmas tradition, what we’re reading right now, Frank’s past life as a news influencer, how to commit the nerdiest crime on earth, anddddd reflecting on 2024 as the year we took responsibility over our spending habits (with tips if you’re hoping to do the same).

If you see us carrying around Alan Rickman’s face, no you didn’t… This week we’re talking TikTok ban, Matilda Djerf’s apology comment, life after the Eras Tour, the theme park that is the Denver Airport Shake Shack, a variety of diaries (Rum, and Mr. Rickman, specifically) and what’s on our Christmas break bucket list (hint: it’s not *not* seeing Wicked).

It’s all rat-themed desserts and custom chainmail from here on out! We give our take on “wrap up season” from Pantone (basic bitch cop out) to Pinterest (beyond unhinged but here for it), explain why we’ll probably never see the Wicked movie, and continue the discussion on Daniel Craig making a cup of literal vodka the official drink of the holiday season. Quite a ride.

…And Lois is the woman to have in your corner if you want to lead ‘em. On the last day of her retreat in Costa Rica, we debriefed on the experience, reflected on creativity as a form of healing, the power of sharing your story in community, why you should be detaching your creative practice from your content production, the tension between creative flow and accountability, and what it means to be “responsible” to our communities as we express our truths. An absolute BANGER of an episode and a must-listen for any creative business owners who are seeking to show up and be seen as their whole selves, online + off.

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It’s all fun and games until somebody eats a cooked chicken carcass… In today’s episode, we recap our Thanksgiving menu (you’re welcome), debrief on this absolutely wild influencer vs. influencer court case, fangirl over Daniel Craig’s cup of vodka, learn a lot about undershirts, and absolutely do NOT want any hands near our clementines, thank you very much.

’Tis the season for removing distractions and we are ditching social media platforms like it’s our day job. We debate the pros + cons of Twitter, Threads, and Bluesky, give you some serious food for thought around your vitality goals, go deep on our favourite shape of French fries, Xanthe shares a recap of her cancelled flights en route home from Costa Rica (and how she REALLY feels about eco-conscious coffee cups), while Frank unpacks the mystery of the potato cartel. Also, Cruel Intentions is now a TV show. So. Send us some goddamn questions for next week, would ya?! DM Xanthe here with your burning biz/life Qs!

Holiday sales season is upon us and WE HAVE SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT IT. We’ve also got updates from Frank’s trip to Nova Scotia, a deep exploration on why Black Friday is a farce for online service providers (and why we’re participating anyway), Xanthe’s fall fixations and money mindset tools, a brief history of Storm Chips, a fast-food marketing intern doing the most, and probably some other random shit but it’s really hard to remember by the time we write the intro.

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In this cozy-but-uncouth episode with Kaitlyn Kessler, we unpack makes it possible to *actually* look forward to answering messages from your clients (see episode title for a clue), go deep on the identity “renaissance” that so many business owners are feeling right now, explore the varied ways we can cultivate community as coaches, discuss the power of having an accountability buddy while you build your dream life, and gush about what’s on the horizon for our retreat business in 2025. Speaking of which:

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What’s the most off-brand thing about your personality? We’ll show you ours if you show us yours… In this episode we talk November goal-setting, a near-cancellable opinion on the hierarchy of dog breeds, a pill that can apparently get you all of the benefits of running without ever having to run (!!!!), the magic of print media, GEN Z going to SPACE, cooking tips for the easily distracted, and if we need to be concerned about Taylor Swift posting Reels like a basic. Tune in to find out, and slide into Xanthe’s DMs here to submit your AMA questions for the next recording!

If we can’t get that bread, we might as well bake it! In an October recap of sorts, we review our lowest sales month of the year, talk about wtf is even going on with our Airbnb properties, share our hot takes on Halloween, anniversaries, and the aisles of Target. Frank also drops the absolute BEST surprise in Timothée news, while we get into lotsa messy bits of life lately, from smouldering buses to broken iPhones. Wild ride, per usual.

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