Langston and David answer an email from one of our most infamous listeners. X-Pats, get ready.

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Was Teresa Graves the biological mother of Whitney Houston? Langston and David dance with this TikTok conspiracy from the very funny Mel Mitchell (Jokes on You Podcast). They go over the history of this R&B diva (the highs and lows) and whether this rumor has legs. Who is Teresa Graves? Was Whitney's father a cheater? Let's just say, if we were Cissy Houston, we would be pissed. Speculations keep conspiracies alive and we are here for it.

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Hey Lil' Mommas! New Mini Episodes will be available starting next week. Until then, enjoy this classic...

Langston and David answer a listener's email about baby formula companies purposefully tricking African women not to breastfeed, so they could sell them baby formula.

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Hey Lil' Mommas! Happy 2024! MMTM is off on hiatus, but enjoy this supercut of the best episodes of the year. Part 2 features Punkie Johnson, Skye Townsend, and Jordan Temple. Rate and review the podcast here. Bye, bitch!

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Hey Lil Mommas! Looking for a new show to add to your podcast rotation? Check out StraightioLab with George Civeris and Sam Taggart. This episode features My Momma Told Me host, Langston Kerman. In the meantime, be sure to rate and review My Momma Told Me here. Bye, bitch!

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Not so fast, sicko. This week we have poet laureate Langston Kerman on to debunk the disgusting and hurtful rumor that poetry is gay. In addition to taking town the toxic poetry industry, we also discuss whether or not David Sedaris is mother, how straight men suffer when they play gay or even bi on TV, and how weddings are the new Coachella (drug-use wise). So free yourself from form, thank ee cummings for inspiring Ariana Grande, and listen to this ep! 

 

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Hey Lil' Mommas! MMTM is off on hiatus for the next two weeks, but enjoy this supercut of the best episodes of the year. Part 1 features Tristen Winger, Jay Jurden, and Marilee Williams. Rate and review the podcast here. Bye, bitch!

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Is there a war on Christmas? Langston and David slide down the chimney with no care on this conspiracy theory. Tangents arise when discussing why people are so angry. Is it the language? Is it our current world? Who knows, but talks of IG baddies and multiracial Albinos are discussed. Also, they talk about how far to lean into the Christmas spirit. Since this is the last episode of the year, we here at MMTM want to wish you Lil' Mommas a Happy Holidays (Kwanzaa, if you're nasty) and stay tuned for the next two weeks showcasing The Best of My Momma Told Me Pt. 1 and Pt. 2.

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Hey Lil Mommas! Instead of Thursday's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, we will be releasing the My Momma Told Me Live in LA early. Enjoy! 

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Does "freaking" a Black & Mild make it healthier? Langston and David sit down with returning MMTM guest, Rob Haze (The Inconsistent Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. Questions arise around the process and whether or not these are allowed to be brought on airplanes. Plus, they touch lightly on dressing up like business professionals for the club back in 2010.

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Langston and David answer an email from someone speculating the link of CTE to R&B artists. Plus, Langston and David exchange K-Ci & Jojo videos.

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