Welcome to MMTM's Halloween episode, Lil Mommas & Gentiles! Langston and David ask the question...can Black people be ghosts? We always hear about tales of colonial boys and such haunting mansions and graveyards. Are we projecting white ghosts to the universe? Do we need to encourage diversity in ghost tales? Never. David shares a personal encounter with one and we beg Sharkeisha to be a guest on the pod. Get ready for this spooky episode, bitches! 

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem. 

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Did a girl die when she did the "Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It" too hard and snapped her neck? Langston and David break it down with Atlanta comedian Mandal (Don't Tell Comedy) about this 2007 dance craze. They talk about high school dance battles and making sure we all know who Fabo is...even if you're from the Midwest. 

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Hey Lil Mommas! Langston and David will be back with more motherf*ckin mini episodes next week. Listen to a classic mini-episode from our collection. Bye, bitch! 

Langston and David answer a listener's email about the government putting Atrazine in the water supply to make Black men gay.

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Is Vaseline better than lotion? Langston and David hang out with Candice Thompson (Nosy Neighbors Podcast) to talk about this skin care conspiracy. The three get into a shiny conversation about this household item and what it truly does to your skin. Is it really a good moisturizer? Also, what's Tussy? This episode will introduce us to a hard decision: cocoa butter or cherry flavor.

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about not flashing your headlights at cars who don't have them on. Plus, after years of searching, we finally have a name for our listeners.

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If a baby looks like a family member, does that mean the person got on the mom's nerves? Langston and David sit down with Marilee Williams (South Side) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They explore Reddit threads and personal stories where this has come into play. Whether you are a hater of an aunt or uncle, it's a silly time all around. Also, we learn you have to have a "thick back" to survive Chicago and what type of Pelle Pelle are you sporting.

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Hey there Lil' Mommas!

We will be returning to Motherf*ckin Mini Episodes next week. Please enjoy this FULL episode of Langston and David being guests on "The Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show!" on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network!

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It's hard to keep a straight face when you're in good company, so brace yourself as hosts Amber and Lacey welcome comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie of the podcast  My Momma Told Me as their guest stars. 90's Black sitcoms take center stage for the "Celebrity Expert Quiz". "Can You Stand It" turns into a delightful chaos as David shares something that no one is ready for. Everyone is in for a sidesplitting good time as "The Biggest Fan in The Room" game becomes a nesting ground for new Black conspiracies.

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Was Mozart Black? Langston and David take listeners down through this musical rabbit hole. Discussions of more composers like Beethoven being Black along with conversations about Chevalier de Saint-Georges. We don't know who he is either, but Hollywood made a movie about him. It's time to get your cornrows tight and put on your best powdered wig for this episode. Plus, David and Langston have fun playing with the music drops this time around. 

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