Are carrots genetically modified in order to help the optometry industry? Langston and David take a look at this conspiracy theory with comedian Tahir Moore (Damn Internet You're Scary Podcast). They discuss the history of carrots, The Griffin Brothers, and being in denial when it comes to needing glasses. Tahir and David confirm that Langston is a villain throughout this episode. Truly, making Langston the ultimate "very good, bad boy".

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Is Ray J the "Godfather of Culture"? Langston and David get into a deep conversation with comedian Keith Johnson about how Ray J has been at every pivotal point in cultural moments. We may even say that he's the Black Forrest Gump. Does he truly take any losses? Was Kanye sacrificed for Ray J? We go from Kardashians to playing the piano in front of Mayweather, and much more. Also, we start the episode with a deep dive into Black fallen heroes: Will Smith and Michael Jorden. Heavy emphasis on "fallen."

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Hey Lil Mommas! My Momma Told Me live episodes are available on the first Friday of every month on Diamond Bonus. Live episodes will become available to the public two weeks later. 

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about the character Deebo from the Friday franchise. 

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Langston and David sit down and go off format this episode. They talk about LL Cool J, the movie "House Party", and much more. Yeah, they are taking a little break from conspiracy talk, but don't let that throw you off. They're still going to continue unhinged conversations of all things Black culture. Think of it as a palate cleanser, you goofy bitch. 

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Hi, Lil Mommas! We want to share a new podcast from Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network that we think you'll love - Call Chelsea Peretti.

About the show: Beloved comedian Chelsea Peretti takes calls on weekly themed episodes, interacts with callers, and plays special music and sound effects. Lots of discussion of bear attacks, fixation on minutia, and administration of food tests. 

Listen here and subscribe to Call Chelsea Peretti on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts!

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Langston and David answer a listener's email about the US Army using video games to recruit Black youths.

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Did Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy have a secret affair? Langston and David talk with D.C.'s finest, Jamel Johnson, about this conspiracy theory from growing up. While our world is becoming more familiar and open about the sexuality spectrum, let's just say the 80s and 90s were not too kind. They talk about the shit-talkers of the industry and why this was meant to pit Johnny against Eddie. Plus, we learn a lot of important nuggets from Jamel's mom.

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Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Drake’s rap career being an actor endeavor. 

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