My Momma Told Me

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My Momma Told Me episodes

August 18 Pokémon GO Is Data-Mining You (with Brian Robert Jones)
Are shady powers behind the once-viral mobile game Pokémon GO? Langston and David are joined by guitarist and former Pokémon GO player Brian Robert Jones to discuss the possibility that the popular game was harnessed for wicked purposes.

0:00 Cold open: Steppers, criminality, racial slurs
6:48 Intro: David’s treasonous ways
10:57 Smokey Robinson trying to pronounce Chanukah
20:10 Jar Jar Binks (!!!)
28:25 Conspiracy: Pokémon GO was a CIA plant
44:50 Slavery was the big lick
51:57 Fandom, fame, fitness, fishing
1:13:31 Homemade wine and new cocktail technology
1:19:30 Boundaries between teachers and students
1:25:34 Being tracked by the Apple Watch

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1 hr 37 min
August 11 What Does Leviathan Meat Taste Like? (with Kiry Shabazz)
Has the biblical serpent Leviathan risen? Langston and David are joined by comedian Kiry Shabazz to discuss the scenarios in which we can eat, or be eaten by, the mythical sea beast. Then, they answer a listener voicemail about Terrence Howard’s porn habits.

0:00 Using the car back-up camera
7:10 Rappers acting as themselves in movies
12:20 Why the American accents in ‘The Odyssey’?
18:30 Denzel as a gateway into Shakespeare
27:45 Intro: The new soundboard
34:20 Smokey Robinson promoting (?) the gang life
37:15 The whimsical Baltimore accent
42:45 British rap…nah
49:00 What happened to white music culture?
54:15 Conspiracy: The Leviathan has risen
1:02:40 Do you worry that the Leviathan will eat you?
1:04:55 The unbelievable Langston car accident story
1:11:43 Voicemail: Terrence Howard watches incest porn

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1 hr 26 min
August 04 We Love a...No-Necked Raccoon? (with Bresha Webb)
What does it say about America that we're obsessed with a deformed raccoon? Langston and David are joined by the brilliant actress Bresha Webb (Run the World, Marlon) to discuss Jimothy the internet sensation as well as answer a voicemail about the lost artifacts of slavery.

0:00 Cold open: Ranch and barbecue sauce
2:27 Jimothy the raccoon
8:40 The struggles of a no-neck existence
17:38 Acting roles bleeding into life
31:27 Why’d they name Jimothy slave-style???
35:48 Bigfoot, aliens, and Asian neighbors
52:11 Listener voicemail: Where are all the slave ships?
1:00:26 White people practicing whips

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1 hr 12 min
July 28 Are we already eating PEOPLE? (with Langston and David)
Do cannibals live amongst us? Could we be unwittingly partaking in such a horrifying act? Langston and David explore the possibility of human meat consumption in our present and/or future. Then, they respond to an email about Big Soda potentially suppressing upstart beverage brands.

0:00 Cold open: Nicknames as an adult
11:05 Are we post-Julia Roberts as a society?
15:32 Conspiracy theory: We are already cannibals
32:34 A brief Jackie Chan detour
37:46 How would eating people even work?
43:25 How are the men on Love Island not hard all the time?
53:33 Listener email: Tropical Fantasy rumor

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1 hr 13 min
July 21 My Momma Told Me LIVE in Los Angeles (with Deante’ Kyle & Big Ice Cup Kat, Maud Arnold)
Originally performed and taped at The Mint in Los Angeles, California on June 24, 2026.

0:00 Intro (Langston’s pants)
8:15 Is Adrien Broner okay?
15:45 Guests: Deante’ Kyle and Big Ice Cup Kat from the ‘Grits and Eggs Podcast’
19:15 ‘The Blackest’ game
40:30 The ‘Quid Pro Quo Ho’ game
1:01:50 The “Lil’ Momma Love Connection’ game with Maud Arnold
1:35:55 Q&A and outro

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1 hr 44 min
July 14 Neuralink Chips with the Dip (w/ Del Amo Manny)
Has Elon Musk succumbed to his own creation, the Neuralink? Langston and David sit down with comedian Del Amo Manny to explore how this terrifying technology has already permeated the universe as well as answer a listener voicemail about putting purses on the floor.

0:00 Cold open: Juneteenth and oil men
14:31 Early Facebook shenanigans
25:19 Conspiracy: All of Elon Musk’s erratic behavior can be explained by the Neuralink chip
55:30 Gods shouldn’t be buff / what if Jesus was fat?
1:07:50 #LetLangstonDance
1:09:27 Listener voicemail: Don’t put your purse on the floor, it’ll make you go broke

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1 hr 29 min
July 07 Old MacSilicon Had a Data Farm (w/ Will Miles)
Are social media trends just a thinly veiled strategy to collect data on us? Comedian and friend of the show Will Miles joins Langston and David to discuss that possibility, as well as answer a voicemail about how antidepressants are more prevalent among white people.

0:00 Robots kicking children in China
8:45 Conspiracy: Every social media trend is a psy-op
36:00 Racial slurs and their rules
41:50 What’s wrong with industry plants?
56:10 Voicemail: White people know secrets about SSRIs

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1 hr 15 min
June 30 Fish Dreams and Nightmares (with Mandal)
Does having a dream about a fish presage pregnancy? If so, for whom? Langston and David sit down with hilarious friend of the show Mandal to discuss the powers that our dreams may carry. Then, they listen to a voicemail about whether dinosaurs really went extinct...or simply evolved. Finally, they explore the veracity of Steve Harvey's hair during his early career.

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1 hr 5 min
June 23 Coach Dr. Umar’s School of Black Excellence (with Langston and David)
Could Dr. Umar’s dream of establishing and operating an alternative school for black children actually come to life? Langston and David get together (in David's house!) to react to new video evidence — straight from the horse’s mouth.
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1 hr 1 min
June 16 All R&B Singers Are Scumbags (the Last Episode...For Now.)
We've got our tinfoil shower caps on, and we're answering your questions with the one and only Will Ferrell! Psyche. But it is our last episode with iHeart. Langston and David take your pre-recorded calls to answer the most important questions of the day: Does being a good R&B singer make you a scumbag? Could killing your sex drive be a good thing? It's been a fun ride. Hang around to hear what's next.
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57 min

About My Momma Told Me

From the publisher's feed

Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.