My Momma Told Me
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My Momma Told Me episodes

  • The Interracial Agenda in Commercials (with Yassir & Isaiah Lester)

    Is there a mixed-race agenda in commercials? Langston and David chat with comedy sibling duo Yassir & Isaiah Lester (The Gutter) to discuss this conspiracy theory. They take a deep dive into the infamous Honey Nut Cheerios commercial that received tons of backlash on YouTube, plus, what's up with Biktarvy commercials and the lonely woman in the library? David does a rundown on the comments and it's devastating. For some reason people love the music beat. This episode gets out of hand and might be our most controversial one yet.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Vegetables Don't Exist (with Langston and David)

    Bert and Ernie, ummm sorry, Langston and David get together to answer your voicemails. What happened to all the Black puppets, and how did puppets infiltrate the magic castle?! Are vegetables even real? Plus, what's next for Langston and David?

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    Bye, bitch! 

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RERUN

    Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people in a negative light? Typecasting, colorism, avoiding union rules, and more are discussed in this episode. Plus, what's up with Lee Daniels? 

    CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

    **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

    DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Robots are Evil (with Janelle James)

    Janelle James is here to get to the root of robot evil. Gentle with the speculum, we're getting to the truth of other big questions. Did cocaine condemn the crack addict? What do you know about the majesty of nature? Can you even look at a lake, bro? We're taking our shirts off at Ocean Prime, smoking a joint, chain or no chain, we're titties to the sun. 

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Kids See Ghosts and Also Predators (with Kid Fury) (1)

    Are all child stars victims? Langston and David talk with Kid Fury (The Read) about this tragic conspiracy theory. They talk about the infamous sexual assault rumor that roamed the hallways of every middle school about Li'l Bow Wow. How could something so heinous spread so fast and make this rapper call a radio station from Paris? Is this just jealousy and emotional manipulation? Plus, the guys discuss Lil Wayne's virginity story and a disturbing list of other stars who have been exploited by the entertainment industry. You probably won't feel great after this episode, but go find Ginuwine's 106th and Park clip for a good time.

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    Bye, bitch! 

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    52 min
  • Does Brushing Your Teeth Make You Gay (with Bob the Drag Queen)

    Bob the Drag Queen makes his debut on the podcast and delivers an extra-large episode. Together, with Langston and David they ask the biggest questions: Who is the hottest person in hip hop? What's the best accent? Better to go to a bad school and have a good home life, or a good school and a bad home life? Who would win in a foot race, Bob, Monét X Change, or Usain Bolt? Should you see your bestie fully nude?

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    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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    1 hr 23 min
  • New Year, New Black-Eyed Peas (with Monét X Change) RE-RELEASE

    Does eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Eve bring you good fortune? Langston and David welcome drag superstar Monét X Change (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) to discuss this very popular superstition. Why do we cook these legumes? Does this tradition bring good fortune? Also, is a tomato a berry? Of course, we dive into the history of this conspiracy and learn a lot of things along the way: Britney Spears' reggae jam, how to properly eat mangoes, and more importantly...that we're all lucky to be at a Cheesecake Factory.

    CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected]

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Jesus is Magic (with Sam Jay + Keith Johnson)

    Comedian and host of the new Look Back At It podcast, Sam Jay, joins Langston and David with the co-host of her Onsite podcast, Keith Johnson, to figure out what kind of magic Jesus was really bringing to the table. Miracles or willing beer runner? Sam tells us about her stable of whites. She's got a Boston flavor, the boat lover, (n*ggas in Miami need not apply), and a cool 90s surfer. Would the world be a better place if we all saw Jesus as a regular dude? Langston continues the lightskin wars, and David catches a fashion stray. 

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected]

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Only Black People Are In the Illuminati (with Jemele Hill) RERELEASE

    Does the Illuminati only comprise Black celebrities? Langston and David sit down with sports journalist and podcaster extraordinaire Jemele Hill (Spolitics Podcast) as the three of them get down to business about the Illuminati, but more specifically, the Black people who make up this infamous secret society. Why aren't there more discussions about white celebrities in the Illuminati? Why isn't Langston's orthopedist in the Illuminati? Is the word "illuminati" Italian? The answers will disappoint you. Lastly, we get an out-of-pocket voicemail about the Black male loneliness epidemic and get to the bottom of white women in cookie monster pajama pants.

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected]

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Russian Bots are Tearing Apart Black America (with Kerry Coddett)

    We're busting a nut with Corn Nutz and writer, director, and actress Kerry Coddett (Flatbush Misdemeanors). Kerry brings us one of the best conspiracies we've heard in a long while. Russian bots are tearing apart Black America. Do we really miss our crack heads? How bad is a Cheesecake Factory date for real? Why are we not dancing anymore? Run, they're dropping fireworks in the woods.

    CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected]

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    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    1 hr 26 min

About My Momma Told Me

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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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