Prepare yourself for our fave trio, penises, politics and princesses. We start with Michael revealing he visited a penis museum in Iceland, so naturally Em had lots of questions and isn’t shy about pumping Michael for ALL of the details. So that’s the wang section sorted, for the politics part we need to cover off the news that Trump is facing his 4th indictment, along with 18 co-defendants plus how Hillary Clinton reacted when she found out. Then for the princess part there’s Beyonce making a very public show of support for Lizzo live on stage. Finally with Em’s trip beginning Friday, there’s last minute panic over her final preparations and Michael drops some news that inspires Em to consider another full repack of her suitcase. We’ve also got a series of delightful side quests involving Mer-people, Harry Styles, hectic 80’s TV viewing and Tina Knowles which all just feels perfectly right.

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