Radio 2's Confessions

Can you forgive Sam for her inappropriate use of the kitchen staple? Plus on this week’s podcast you’ll be treated to Pete’s train mishap and Jade’s devastating Dover diversion. Plus, creeping out of this week’s Confessions Crypt, we have Selena’s ‘Lovebirds’. There's also a chance to hear some of the Confessions that are just too rude to broadcast!!! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch, email [email protected]

In an extended podcast, Simon, Jo and Bobbie hear listeners' shameful secrets. This week's podcast includes Lily's doll dilemma, Bryan's parsnip soup problem, Clara's carpet con and Ben's ferry fiasco! Do they deserve your forgiveness?

We also hear about the confessions that were too shocking for radio! Plus more of listener’ letters from the Parish Notice Board and another archive tale from the crypt which can only be described as a bottom burp in a car.

If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with the Collective then email [email protected]

In an extended podcast, Simon and Jo are joined by Bobbie to hear listeners' shameful secrets. This week's podcast includes T's fake tan faux-pas, Dave's autograph no-no, Bob the handyman's toilet trouble and Lucy Royal ride. Do they deserve your forgiveness?

We also hear about the confessions that were too shocking for radio! Plus more of listener’ letters from the Parish Notice Board and another archive tale from the crypt which takes us back to 2010.

If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with the Collective then email [email protected]

Jo Whiley joins Simon for this week's podcast, which takes you back to the past with another collection of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring a marathon mix-up, a toilet training trouble, a crocodile con and a surgery shocker. If you have a request for a confession from days gone by, email Father Simon to request it - [email protected]

This week's podcast includes Prankish Paula's practical joke, Alex's wrong bag win, Nicola's Royal confusion and Red's dinner disaster. Do they deserve your forgiveness?

Nigel joins Simon, Matt and Bobbie for a special Confession's podcast this week, we have a look at who has been voting for the podcast in the British Podcast Awards, Nigel impersonates and owl and there's the usual trawl through the 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus a Confession from the Crypt called 'My Art Will Go On’ featuring a lift full of tiny tiny balls.

If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

This week's podcast takes you back to the past with another collection of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring Gloria's knicker dilemma, Lost Voice Guy's Talent Contest fib, Margaret's nun confusion, a spider themed practical joke from Borris and Angie who played a pub singer prank at a museum. If you have a request for a confession from days gone by, email Father Simon to request it - [email protected]

This week's Confession collection features Sophia's knicker nightmare, Jimbo's 'Club Call' conundrum and Hope's hotel hiccup - Do they deserve forgiveness?

There's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' and there's a Confession from the Crypt which is and A&E disaster.

If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

'John', Delilah, SJ and David are all asking for forgiveness in this weeks Confessions Podcast - do they deserve it?

There's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where we received another Mini (U Rated) Confession from The Youngest Wedding Crasher...

We have brand new (actually very old) bits of Radio 2 merch to reward dedicated listeners with, yet again there's a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' that would never ever actually get on the show and also a Confession from the Crypt called 'Bend Me Shake Me Anyway You Want Me’ about a gentlemen's first Pilates class!

If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

This week's podcast treats you to a quadruple of Confessions excavated from the BBC Crypt. Featuring a tale of bidet confusion from Twister, a blazer mix up from mum Cath, Rogers ripped trouser rigmarole and D confession involving a theatre 'drencher'. We also hear verdicts from Sister Rebecca, Mother Superior, Deadly, Novice Nigel, Sister Bobbie and Brother Matt as part of the collective. If you have a request for a confession from days gone by, email Father Simon to request it - [email protected]

Miss Mills, Diane and Major Q are all asking for forgiveness in this weeks Confessions Podcast - do they deserve it?

There's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where Brother Matt joins us from a rather unusual location...

We are still rewarding dedicated listeners with top of the range (actually very ordinary and unexciting) Radio 2 pens - but there's a brand new exciting bit of merchandise up for grabs! There's a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' that would never ever actually get on the show and also a Confession from the Crypt about a spray tan, those ones are always good!

If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]