Will you forgive listeners Heidi, Beatrice and Polly who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, Simon reads more 'non-compliant confessions' and we have another (U) rated mini-confession. There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring some false teeth and a rugby team's fishing trip. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

This week we start the New Year with a brand new batch of Confessions. The confessions include a Police predicament, a canine calling card and piano teacher's hair-raising trip. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions' and we have our first (U) rated mini-confession. Plus a shipping forecast themed confession from the Crypt. If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

The most toe curling, unforgivable and just all round brilliant Confessions of this year!

This week we continue our Christmas theme with four more festive delights for your ears and we've saved the most shocking Christmas Confession from the Crypt till last! The confessions include a Dad's nativity nightmare, a Christmas Eve catastrophe, smelly sprout revenge and Santa being mistaken for a rabbit!! We take a look at the items on the tinsel clad Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Merry Christmas. If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

This week we step into Christmas with four festival tales including a stomaching turning baking tale, an organ players revenge, a maternity choir and a doorbell prank. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we've got another Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

This week's tales includes a library CAT-astrophe, nativity play revenge, a cunning caretaker and an early morning run with a difference. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we've got another Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

This week's tales includes school rivalry, truancy travels, a date disaster and CV calamity. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we’ve gone all out and featured a Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

This week's tales include a ghastly gate, hazardous helpfulness, a disastrous (first) date and a trying teacher. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the best reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus another tale unearthed from the Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

This week's tales includes a fishy prank, Subbuteo sibling rivalry, a toddler tornado and a locked bus dilemma. We have another browse of the Parish Notice Board, a listen to some of the best reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus another tale unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]

This week's tales includes a blackout blunder, a solar panel saga, a visit from the fun police and a hard to please mother. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Bobbie questions how many people have listened to the podcast in one go, Matt confesses his sins and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus a nautical tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email [email protected]