Do listeners Baz, Kiri, Amanda and Shane deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit?

In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where we have moved on from rewarding dedicated listeners with Radio 2 clocks to top of the range (actually very ordinary and unexciting) Radio 2 pens!

There's a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' that would never ever actually get on the show and also a much anticipated Confession from the Crypt, that we originally weren't sure ever graced the air waves in the first place...

If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

Do listeners M, Claire, Fast Eddie and David deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit?

Do listeners Dr Simon G, Brian, Finnula and Carol deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit?

In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, there's another (U) Rated Mini Confession which involves pant stealing, we may have found something to replace the car stickers and the team get the giggles from a yoghurt themed ''non-compliant confessions' that is definitely NOT OK! There's also a confession chosen by you, which is a water-skiing wardrobe malfunction! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

Do listeners Roger, Janet, Andy and Robert deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit?

In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where Pedro aged 8 steals the show with his (U) Rated Mini Confession; the team are still at a loss as how they can replace the empty car sticker stash... and there's a whole heap of 'non-compliant confessions' that are absolutely NOT OK! There's also a much anticipated Confession from the Crypt, where any semblance of composure and professionalism is lost!

If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

Will you forgive listeners 'A', Simon the Pie-man, Barry and Ken Fry who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, there's another (U) Rated Mini Confession that comes with gifts, we ponder what we can give away now our Drivetime Car Sticker Stash is empty and there's even more 'non-compliant confessions'! There's also a confession chosen by you, which is a complete dinner disaster! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

Will you forgive listeners Mr T, Loopy Lou, PC Pig Noise and Craig who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon digs out the infamous megaphone from the Drivetime prop cupboard! There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring an insufferable restaurant customer. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

Will you forgive listeners Gloria, H the reformed banker, Mary and Jilted John who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, where we sort through who does and doesn't deserve a Drivetime bumper sticker! We also have another confession from the Crypt, involving a mysterious looking satellite! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

Will you forgive listeners Mila, Lanky Franky, Martin the Karete Kid and Terri who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, Steve Cram gets involved with his own confession, we hear from some subscribing sheep and there's even more 'non-compliant confessions'! There's also another confession from the Crypt, chosen by you, which Matt thinks is the best confession EVER! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

Will you forgive listeners Andrew, Mick, Sam and Adrian who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and there's even more 'non-compliant confessions'! There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring a wheelie bin and a whisky lorry. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]

Will you forgive listeners Katie, Sarah, Aaron and Jack who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? Simon address the HUGE notice that is talking over the Parish Notice Board, we take a listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, Simon reads more 'non-compliant confessions', there's another (U) rated mini-confession and stay tuned till the end for a very rare update from possible one of the most shocking confessions of all time! There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring some flowery revenge. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email [email protected]