The Burnouts with Phoebe & Sophia

Recessions make millionaires: Money moves you NEED to know (ft. Mrs. Dow Jones)


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Feeling lost in the chaos of the economy right now? Same. Between inflation, tariffs, and TikTok panic, it feels like we’re all one iced coffee away from a full-blown recession spiral.

In this episode of The Burnouts, Sophia Kianni and Phoebe Gates call in financial dominatrix Haley Sacks — aka @MrsDowJones — for a much-needed crash course in surviving your first economic downturn. We talk Roth IRAs, recession anxiety, index funds, investing FOMO, and why press-on nails might just be the ultimate economic indicator.

Whether you’re getting your first paycheck, trying to start investing, or just wondering WTF to do with your money, this episode is for you.

💸 It’s funny. It’s practical. And it might just change your financial future.

 

🔖 CHAPTERS

0:00 – Our first economic freakout

2:15 – Should we actually be scared?

5:20 – The only money moves that matter right now

9:45 – Haley’s worst investment ever

13:00 – Roth IRAs, index funds & investing without crying

17:20 – Budgeting when your paycheck hits

21:10 – Renting, home buying, and financial hot takes

 

📚 RESOURCES 

Free Emergency Fund Planner

Investment Returns Calculator

3 Index Funds We Love

Free Customized Money Plan

Money Book 2.0

Investing 101

& more HERE!

 

Mrs. Dow Jones Instagram & Newsletter

 

🔗 FOLLOW US

@theburnouts

@phoebegates

@sophiakianni

@mrsdowjones


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