We all know the story - Two people meet, they show each other all their best qualities; humour, sensitivity, strength; followed by some wine'ing and dining while showering each other is passionate exotic pleasures .... then you get married, have kids and it becomes; sweatpants, optional showers, skipped gym sessions, leftovers and the odd "who cares that I just passed gas from a strange place".... We call this episode the "bait and vart".

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