There's two Billy Brownless's to start the show, before the real Willis kicks us off with the All Sports Report - including news from Norwegian soccer.

Alex Carey calls in to celebrate South Australia's Sheffield Shield win on the weekend, then Topics Brayshaw wants to know about your weird-arse phobias.

Cricket Australia has released its 23-man squad, and JB has a story about the great Bill Lawry taking things into his own hands in a Grade Cricket Grand Final.

Collingwood's Scott Pendlebury is in studio ahead of their massive clash against Carlton on Thursday night, and Billy finishes the show with a joke about a cheating husband.

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