Shut up a Second

In which our heroes rummage through the house, gather everything into piles and work out what items to throw out as we discuss garbage. We try and figure out the difference between garbage and recycling, discover poop-pipes and decide when is the right time to just put your fruit in the bin. Jackson has a computer that can only play solitaire, Zoe is avoiding making a poop-face in public and Duscher just wants to ask police officers questions. So join the gang as they take out the trash. This episode can really be describes as that type of garbage that stays in your office bin because it’s mainly paper and a few rotting apple cores, but not enough to justify getting up and getting rid of it. Want to help Duscher become a garbage man? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in teaching him to drive a sweet truck. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Godzilla today!In Melbourne on the 18th of February? Come see us live at the Eureka Hotel in Richmond. Doors open at 6:30, we start talking at 7!

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In which our heroes regress back to eating all their food through the time honoured airplane method, shake brightly coloured rattles and automatically look adorable in tiny outfits while we discuss babies. We unwillingly keep an accidental dead baby tally, the effectiveness of baby spies and question why wolves think it’s a good idea to raise a small human. Ben teaches us how babies can hone in on frequencies like robots, Marley is trying to get babies jobs as accountants and Jackson just wants to know the cutest animals in baby form. So join the gang as they delve head first into dirty nappies, bottles and dummies. It’s somewhere between gross and adorable, just like real, actual babies. They’re gross. But I want one.Want to help advocate for babies to get jobs? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in allowing babies to do your taxes. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Hungry Hungry Hippo today!In Melbourne on the 18th of February? Come see us live at the Eureka Hotel in Richmond. Doors open at 6:30, we start talking at 7!

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In which our heroes hog the doona, complain that it’s too hot and end up sticking a leg out the side as they discuss beds. We fill mattresses with live eels, mash potato and copies of M*A*S*H, try to work out why we use Zzzz to denote sleep and learn more about snakes than we ever wanted. Jackson lets fish eat his feet, Michael doesn’t like water beds and Zammit just wants to sell out for a memory foam bed. So join the gang as they sleep through their alarms and refuse to get out of bed.Want to help dreams from becoming nightmares? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in a good night’s sleep. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Link today!Remember to go to HelloFresh.com.au, enter coupon code SHUTUP40 on purchase and you too can entice Jackson to come eat at your house because the powers of friendship just isn’t enough.And don’t forget to check out Michael Shanks’ The Wizards of Aus on SBS Demand; http://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/program/the-wizards-of-aus as well as his YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/timtimfed.

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In which our heroes hang out in the Louisiana swamps, have two sets of eyelids, and get hunted by hillbillies as we discuss crocodiles. We try to work out if crocodiles could conceivably drive a car, play with the idea of a Crocodile uprising and consequently war, and attempt to envision an alligator society. Jackson prefers to sit with an alligator on a train, Aaron gives crocodiles more credit than they deserve and Zammit just tries his hardest to salvage his relationship once he Freaky Fridays himself with a crocodile. So join the gang as they swim upriver through crocodile infested waters whilst disguising themselves as logs so as not to arouse suspicion. It's a leathery good time.Want to help crocodiles learn to drive? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in saltwater transport.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your (possible) Super Boy Prime today!

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In which our heroes reach for their Aeroguard, scratch their bites, throw rocks at beehives and discuss the world of pests. We work out how big a monitor lizard mousetrap would need to be, if a lobster swarm is more a blessing than a curse and the correct procedure for scarabs under your pillow. Jackson wants to know what the worst pest infestation would be, Aaron is quite taken with the notion of an army of tiny versions of himself and Zammit just wants to hide under the fridge when the lights come on unexpectedly. So join the gang as they set some traps, avoid hitting kangaroos and make continuous references to that Brendan Fraser smash hit film involving a Mummy. It’s informative, itchy and bound to be expensive to get rid of. But you knew that when you moved in.Want to help us with our infestation problems? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the quality of butter we eat with our lobsters.Hankering for some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive your free (possible) George Lucas today!

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In which our heroes never age, never get sick and never die as they discuss immortal beings. We seek the sweet release of death, realise how Benjamin Buttonism is the worst version of immortality and try and pinpoint some actual immortals. Jackson decides to eat the enteral spicy pepper, Alli has enough time to learn how to beat woodland critters at chess and Duscher, as always, just wants to die. So join the gang as they unwillingly live forever. It is in no way worth it and unpleasant for everyone involved.Want to help make a highlander pact? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in good negotiations for the sweet release of death. Hankering for some sweet geeky loot delivered to your door every month? Do us a favour and go to www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to fuel up your geek today!Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to HelloFresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order! Offer valid until February 2016.

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In which our heroes venture to the North Pole, get trapped in Santa’s workshop and are forced to make small talk with his little helpers which inevitably turns to elves. We talk about the deep connection between Mrs Claus and Idris Elba, how white-bread eggnog and bocce is and the problems of a shelf elf left to his own devices. Jackson's hatred for monopoly is finally addressed as he becomes a teddy bear, Zoe refuses to work and opts to be Santa’s side bitch instead and Zammit just wants to go out like Will Hunting. So put on an Christmas sweater, go fetch your now too cold coffee and wrap yourself in a blanket that smells like dog. It’s Shut up a Second’s Christmas Special and it’s exactly what everyone expected. Disappointment. Want to help Jones be the best schooler he can be? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make a difference for his futureAnd don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixteen books about building wooden trains.Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to https://www.hellofresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order!Want to get some sweet geeky loot every month? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to receive you’re (possible) Chewbacca today!

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In which our heroes wake up, look in the pantry, realise they’re standing before a live audience and discuss breakfast. We discuss the importance of keeping regular, the dangers of eating a meal at the wrong time, and try to get to the bottom of the Breakfast Club. Zoe gets her eating habits discussed, Jackson commits himself to an eternity of ham, and Duscher just wants everyone to know how he feels about bacon. It's a randomly chosen live extravaganza and also the most important meal of the day.Want to help us do another live show? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us come to your town!And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least two books about the logistics of brunching at a jewellery store.Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to https://www.hellofresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order!

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In which our heroes accept donations from dubious corporations for future political favour, hire the best campaign manager money can buy and go to the polls to discuss Presidents. We come up with fool proof long cons, replace the president with ourselves, and attempt to take Antarctica’s ice. Jackson becomes the president to commit crimes, Zammit needs to stick to the kitchen and Tess loses herself in a megaladon fuelled rampage. So join the gang as they tackle the public eye scandal with pre-approved one liners and almost commit a felony. It’s not for you, but for your country.Want to help get the Studio Horse elected? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in making the most majestic creature rule us all. Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.aufor more information and to book your ticket now!Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to https://www.hellofresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order! Offer valid until February 2016.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least five books about presidential ties throughout time.

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In which our heroes get equilateral, isosceles, and also scalene as they discuss triangles. We sort out how new age toasters work, teach school kids maths, and find triangles in the room. Jackson wants to be buried in a pyramid, Zoe thinks that triangles are the least useful shape and Duscher is just grateful that he wasn’t around when wooly mammoths were around. So join the gang as they triangulate the position of a triathlon in it's third trimester and get lost forever in the Bermuda Triangle. Triangles! What a time!Want to help with Jackson’s burial requests? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in making him a mummy.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!Live in Australia and want hand delivered food? Head over to https://www.hellofresh.com.au use coupon code SHUTUP40 on check out and receive $40 off your first order! Offer valid until February 2016.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least two books about alternative ways to measure angles.

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