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In which our heroes listen out for the conductors whistle, check the nearest timetable, and make sure they have their boarding pass ready as they discuss trains. We deliver instruments in the worst way possible, learn a little about whale dicks, and cast our doubts on the real scariness of trains. Jackson is not convinced by the benefits of locomotives, Duscher has a train inception thing going on and Zoe just wants to talk about horses. So join the gang as they chug along to their destination. It might not be the quickest way, but by golly they'll get there.Want to help get those trains on schedule? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradioand for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in train efficiency. Not really.  And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least fifty-five books about how to get to the North Pole on only a train.

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In which our heroes get on stage, improvise the starting song and giggle with the crowd while we discuss Australia LIVE! We give animals peanut butter, get the Skippy Bush Kangaroo cast drunk and work out where Lassie is from. Jackson has a backup hypothetical, Zoe slaps a saddle on a crocodile, Tessa tries to take over and Duscher is just worried about Zoe’s loved ones. So join the gang as they continue to talk about the land down under in front of a live studio audience. It’s a bloody good time.Want to listen to us talk in front of a live studio audience more? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in future Sanspants Live Shows.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least fourteen books about Australian animals.

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In which our heroes put their tray tables up, their seats in an upright position, and stow their luggage beneath their seats as they discuss planes. We try to work out if we can replace our genitals with aircraft, do bad German accents, and discover the history of Fanta. Jackson make children’s playgrounds more dangerous, Zoe takes naps in all the movies she mentions and Duscher just wants to talk SkyDancers. So join the gang as they taxi down the runway and take off. We'll be arriving in about forty minutes, so please enjoy the flight and remember to put all your electronic devices in airplane mode.Want to help the plane entertainment systems? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in getting everyone to watch the same movie again! And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-one books about sexy pilot fantasies.

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In which our heroes get illuminated, have some great ideas, dance around the street lamps and discuss light bulbs. We discuss the appropriate sound effects for a good or bad idea, which orifice would be the best light source and spend a lot of time talking about Emily Eyefinger. Jackson is mad at Ant-Man for not taking advantage of his situation, special guest Sophie Kneebone goes for broke when describing her childhood terrors and Zammit just wants to channel E.T. at parties. So join the gang as they shed some light on things, accidentally drop things down the sink and have flashes of inspiration. It’ll leave you blinded or at the very least, seeing spots in your line of sight. Want to help Sophie get the chopstick out of her sink? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in unclogging household plumbing.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least two books about sending flashlight SOS signals.

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In which our heroes sway with the wind, get infested with beetles and are turned into wood pulp as they discuss trees. We wonder what a bonsai tastes like, discover why vegetarians won’t eat figs and learn about a tree that has a vendetta against the human race. Jackson forgets sasquatches aren’t a real thing, Zoe reminds us once again how stupid pandas are, and Zammit just wants to know why Marky Mark hates the Vietnamese. So join the gang as they rehash The Happening, eat a fruit they really shouldn’t, get covered in blisters and even though it’s very painful, it’s slightly sweet.Want to help fund our morbidly obese sasquatch documentary? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in bringing awareness to their crippling tree-eating addiction. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixteen books about what to do when triffids attack.

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In which our heroes purr like a cat, hiss like a cat, and meow like a cat as they discuss all things cats! We feel uncomfortable about cat tongues, navigate by the sun and try to work out the story of Puss in Boots. Jackson comes up with great animal names, Duscher is on the squid train and Zoe just can’t bear to live in a world without cats. So join the gang as they cough up a hairball and rub their face on your things. It makes you feel the same emotions that you feel when a cat cuddles up to you and then digs its claws in.Want to help Zoe start a new Cat Appreciation Society? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in getting matching jackets. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least three books about catnip.

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In which our heroes look into a crystal ball and just see a screaming crab-man, select the kicked-in-the-head-by-a-mule tarot card from the deck and have their palms read by a shady gypsy in a caravan as they discuss fate. We put Jesus on the moon, make public services announcements and find ghosts in unlikely places. Jackson teaches us who is the real monster, Tessa becomes a truck racer against her will and Duscher just wants to live his lifelong dream of starting a cult. So join the gang as they try to show that there is no fate except the one we create, kinda. It's your destiny.Want to help change our fate? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in getting more accurate magic 8-balls. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixteen books about defying pre-destination.

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In which our heroes get out their markers, poster paper, and make a five year plan to discuss the future. We struggle to spell types of lettuce, throw a house where a horse’s head should be and wake up in the future-past-future. Jackson injects music into himself, Tessa creates a convoluted scenario to be with sharks and Duscher just wants to forever live in space. So join the gang as they travel into the future and give us an insight to what’s ahead. It is bleak. Futuristic sure. But bleak.Want to help science? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in ensuring the people we unfreeze in the future don’t freak out too much. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least eleven books about hover boards.

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In which our heroes get distracted by shiny objects, become the animalistic embodiment of ferrying souls of the dead and apply for the job of being Odin’s eyes as they discuss crows. We discuss the origin of Sing a Song of Sixpence, get spooked about the terrifying memory of crows and poorly remember the plot of 1994 classic, The Crow. Jackson loves a fat pigeon, Alli reveals her true size and Emz just wants to illuminate the true terror inherent in each and every crow. So scan the highways for roadkill, grab your two best buddies to form a murder and remember every motherfucker who ever did you wrong. Caw.Want to help crows stop being used for murder? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in keeping crows out of jail. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-eight books about surviving surprise crows.

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In which our heroes buy gifts Dad clearly doesn’t want, make him veggies for breakfast with an egg and help him with the garden in preparation for the Baly Family Circus Part 2: Father’s Day Special! We get scared of cows and other farmyard animals, try to find out where we can’t get a recreational wheelchair and smell cardboard. Jackson is unhappy with his arms, John tells us about his fridge when he was growing up and Ryder just doesn’t want to watch Freaks and Geeks. So join the gang as they celebrate all things Baly. It’s family bonding at it’s best. Want to help in robot arm technology? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in getting longer arms. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixteen books about the best tie for dad.

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