Shut up a Second

In which our heroes celebrate 100 episodes by going back to their humble beginnings, include Duscher in on their original discussion and drink to 100 more as they discuss puberty… again. We commemorate the fact that nothing’s changed, talk about the horrors of second puberty and compare stretch marks. Jackson wears glasses, Duscher ages like a wet handbag and Zoe hasn’t changed 50 episodes on and wants more dicks than ever before. So join the gang as they look back on how far they’ve come, look to the present at their rapidly failing bodes and look to the future wondering when they’ll inevitably talk about puberty for a third and maybe even fourth time. Want to help teach children about the upcoming changes in their lives? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in cartoon depictions of naked bodies. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixty-eight books about stretch marks.

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In which our heroes build houses using Edison’s famous mould, crumble under pressure and conclude the fan favourite Meat rhyming trilogy with Meat Part III: ‘Crete… as in Concrete. It’s a heavy journey as the gang attempt to seal everything with concrete, plug up their orifices to enable space travel and most importantly discuss the bear code. Jackson shows off his newest sculpture ‘Inside a Cow’, Tessa dreams of a world where nothing floats and Duscher just wants everyone to know how Clay Pigeons work. So join the gang as they weigh up the pros and cons of filling everything in the world with concrete and inevitably put Tessa in jail with ghost cows. It’s a solid, solid time because everything is hard and grey in this fresh hell.Want to help fund a gallery to show off Jackson’s new works? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in the art world.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-eight books about ethically concreting a cow.

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In which our heroes kick off their shoes, throw away their socks and just let it all hang out while discussing Meat Part II: Feet. This week we try to replace feet with animals, judge society’s wealth by the intensity of their forehead bruises and ultimately figure out what's faster; horses or cows? Tessa once again dies against her will, Duscher explores the realities of having one leg slower than the other and Jackson is just being phased out against his will. So join the gang as they ponder Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's muscles in comparison to grapefruit, send twelve ladies to the Australian outback to ruin their lives and ultimately try to determine the key difference between hands and feet.Want to help fund a horse and cow race? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in us all finally knowing the answer to the age old question.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least seventeen books about which little piggy went to the market.

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In which our heroes grab their swords and boards, don full plate amour and eat an orange as they discuss dragons. We wonder what a Chinese Dragon would taste like, obtain our own hoards from small town folk and Bed, Bath and Beyond, try to work out the difference between a dragon and a wyrm and integrate Muppets as much as possible. Jackson gets angry about intelligent dragons, Zammit gets angry at the lack of idiot dragons and Alli just gets angry. So join the gang as they do almost anything under the sun with dragons bar slay them. It’s a magical adventure to the land of make believe where dragons roam the earth and Matthew McConaughey will save us all.Want to help employment opportunities for dragons? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in integrating dragons into your office. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least ninety-five books about the best type of dragon to guard your dungeon.

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In which our heroes find places to hide, brace for impact and ride it out as they discuss earthquakes. We discuss the benefits of government mandated free wizards in disaster relief, wonder why Poseidon has horses in his repertoire of things under his domain and see which movie would be enhanced with a surprise earthquake. Jackson doesn’t think he would survive an earthquake in any situation, Zoe prefers to focus on the moon because earthquakes are too sad and Alli just wants to follow squirrels to safety. So join the gang as they make earth shaking revelations, not just about earthquakes, but about themselves. Although it’s pretty low on the richter scale. Want to help world governments improve their relief packages? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in companion lizards getting the recognition they deserve. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixteen books about animals predicting an earthquake then choosing to do nothing about it.

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In which our heroes boil the kettle, brew, infuse and sip on a good ol’ cuppa joe and discuss hot beverages. We question why pineapple doughnuts even came to be, how incompetent the emperors of history are, and how sassy coffee really is. Jackson can’t tell the difference between teas, Duscher gets amped up by people spilling hot coffee on their dicks and Alli just cannot deal with getting betrayed by her hot beverage of choice. So join the gang as they turn hot water into something barely stomachable. It’s perfect with a book on a rainy day, curled up in front of a fireplace until you get up and knock everything over. Now you’re just damp and mildly scolded.Want to help Duscher’s crusade against movie dick burning comedy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in saving all those burnt wangs. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least seven books about the correct marshmallow to hot chocolate ratio.

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In which our heroes forget to pack sunscreen, drink too much sea water, misspell HELP with pieces of driftwood and discuss desert islands. We try to figure out the best celebrity to hate-share an island with, create a list of island rules and spend a decent chunk of time trying to avoid being killed by the dangerous island tiger. Jackson mourns the fact that his hair is not island strong, Tessa envisions herself as sexy mermaid covered in mud and Marley just wants her Stephen Hawking based guilt to go away. So join the gang as they try not to lose their minds and start talking to a volleyball with a bloodied handprint for a face. It’s a rollicking good time until we run out of food and ponder cannibalism.Want to help us mount a rescue mission? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us forcibly remove the gang away from their island home.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least fifteen book about how to open a coconut with your bare hands.

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In which our heroes under go a metamorphosis to become even more handsomer, burrow through several layers of dirt, and collect leaf litter to make a tiny house as we discuss bugs. We discuss the beginnings of a serial killer, confuse some bugs with some other bugs, and call out worms for their heart greed. Jackson is a weevil-fanatic, Alli is mad at her cat for not taking care of the bug problem, and James just wants everyone to shut up a second. So join the gang as they shed their exoskeleton, get all creepy and crawly while they arm themselves with a good cricket bat. It’s an experience.Want to help hermit crabs become a common household pet? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in domesticated animals. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least three-hundred and forty-eight books about the differences between bugs and spiders.

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In which our heroes get their strings cut, remove the hand from out of their butt, and speak for themselves as we discuss puppets. We end up in a giant man made sock puppet outfit, debate the potential benefit of being a ventriloquist dummy when it comes to walnuts and why certain puppets are just terrifying. Jackson jumps in way too fast and way too quickly, Tessa informs us about a very special Supreme Court appearance by a muppet and special guest Josh just wants to know when a puppet is a puppet and when it’s just a man in a suit. So join the gang on this sunny day, sweepin’ the clouds away as they ask how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.Want to help fund Miss Piggy's and Kermit's marriage counselling? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in their clearly abusive relationship.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixty-one books about fighting a multitude of puppets.And while you’re at it, go give episode 2 of Pit a watch and ask if it could be improved with puppets? Watch it here https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=144&v=GVfPXdyIiRs and find out for yourself, then tell your friends, they definitely care!

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In which our heroes put on a bloody apron, head to the nearest abattoir and hack up a carcass as they discuss meat. We discuss the titles of our new albums, the employment of skeletons, and all the different kind of things you can sausage. Jackson’s world crumbles around him instantaneously, Tessa once again ends up imprisoned, and Duscher just wants zoning permission to build his beef shithouse. So hop aboard the midnight meat-train, choose your favourite bit of cow, chicken, lamb or goat, chuck in on the barbie and enjoy that sweet sizzle.Want to help Duscher get that zoning permit? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in making that baby boy’s dream become a reality.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least seventeen books about the merit of beef as construction material.

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