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In which our heroes hang from the rafters, navigate by sonar and feast on bugs and insects as they discuss bats. We consider the differences between bats and flying foxes, venture briefly into the creepiness of balloons, and eventually get back on the bat-track. Jackson has spontaneous bats erupting from his nipples, Duscher recalls experiencing instant karma while committing a crime and special guest Claire Sullivan just wants to figure out an appropriate term for masturbation. So join the gang as they hang out upside down and use echolocation to search for moths and other small invertebrates. Or sometimes frogs. Sometimes blood too. Depends on the bat.Want to help Duscher get revenge on the bat that shat on him? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in our ability to get a lawyer who specializes in bat-based crimes.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirty-two books about coping with suddenly sprouting bats from your person.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes dig a whole, set up camp and try to avoid letting the rain in their underground home as they discuss burrowers… or burrows. No one really knows. We hide bodies into taxidermy animals, fill burrows with objects and work out what vignettes are. Jackson struggles to list things that burrows, Zoe is disappointed in the current parody title trend of using a triple X as a suffix and Alli just wants to watch the last Harry Potter movie in peace. So join the gang as they go in blind just to see would happen. It’ll make you want to live in a burrow and never come out. But do avoid badgers, they have a taste for dwarf-flesh now.Want to help Zoe make it as a parody director? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in top quality skin flicks.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twenty-two books about badger blood lust.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes spread their wings, take to the skies, and head south for winter as they discuss birds… Again. We replace our faces with beaks, question if we can eat roosters and attempt to name as many birds as possible to disappointing results. Jackson carries everything around in his gross mouth, Dave Warneke ups the entertainment value of Australian politics with a spoon bill and Duscher just wants everyone to realize the the truth behind bird heads. So join the gang as they attempt to figure out if there are any birds left. The answer is no. No there is not. We did it guys, got 'em all. Good job team. Who’s the Bird Kings? That’s right. Us.Still want to help make our bird-man-dreams a reality? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in our bird-man lives.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably still at least eight books about taking to the air and leaving it all behind.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes get invited to a masquerade ball, attempt to conceal their faces and end up in the thrall of Loki as they discuss masks. We discuss which superhero has the worst mask, how to last minute MacGyver a mask using items only found in your car and the shocking connection between William Shatner and Mike Myers (the horror villain, not that plucky Canadian comedian). Aaron doesn’t believe mask-doctors exists, Alli shows off her encyclopaedic knowledge of Sailor Moon and Duscher just wants to list things. So join the gang as they’re escorted from the party and end up easily identifiable in a police line-up because they all choose to hide their identity poorly. It’s a sad state of affairs with no one covering their face.Want to help Aaron with his GPS mask? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month; you can help make a difference in getting better directions to the refreshments table. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least six hundred and sixteen books about masks for up and coming vigilantes.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes spread their wings, take to the skies, and head south for winter as they discuss birds. We upset our Adelaide fans, have vivid man-dreams and attempt to pin down the abilities of a flamingo. Jackson discovers that this podcast can be used against him in the court of law, Dave Warneke teaches us how to fly in your dreams and Duscher just needs to recall a machete. So join the gang as they free their pets only to watch them get carried away by eagles. Nature. It’s a magical thing involving circles, life and a bird named Jeffrey having a shit one.Want to help make our bird-man-dreams a reality? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in our bird-man lives.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least eight books about taking to the air and leaving it all behind.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes wonder why it’s so dark, flick switches and illuminate the room so we can discuss lamps. We try to work out if whales have bad breath, attempt to get way more sleep than humanly needed and think the astro-globe is much cooler. Jackson has an existential crisis as he realises that he's never been in a cave, Jarrod talks about his experiences with frogs and Zoe just needs to recall a bat. So join the gang as they try once and for all to discover how many idiots it takes to change a lightbulb because the answer is clearly more than three. It’s enlightening and we're still not sure why.Want to help bring back the lava lamp? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in nostalgic old aunts remembering their youth. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least twenty-one books about the history of lampshades.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes stock up on lives, grab as many health potions as they can and use a cheat code to unlock all vehicles and unlimited ammo as we discuss video games. We create video games out of mundane household tasks, make a cashier simulator and check our knees. Jackson sees how naked you can get in almost every game he plays, Zammit squashes his girlfriend’s hand and Duscher just can’t choose a favourite gaming franchise. So join the gang as they grind and grind and eventually level up. It’s-a-me! Mario! Not really, it’s Sanspants Radio, we are sorry for misleading you.Want to help the fair distribution of save points? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in making sure you don’t have to re-do that stupid section after dying. And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least three-hundred and two books about the evolution of the controller.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes run their greasy hands through special guest Matt Harvey’s luscious red locks, break out the scissors, hair dye and the trimmer before giving up and heading down to the salon to talk about all things hair. We shape Hitler’s army into the fashionable chaps they were destined to be, ensure cancer patients never get given wigs, wonder which place is the worst to grow hair and try to give our homes a haircut. Jackson wants wigs to make a comeback, Zoe finds hair in the strangest place of all and Matt just wants you to know why gingers are basically superheroes. So join the gang as they slick back their hair, apply gel, give up and just use a hat to hide their mistake.To find out more about Matt Harvey go to mattharveystuff.com and check out his new podcast Just For Funny available on iTunes or wherever you get podcasts.Want to help make the bush a thing again? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a comeback for the eyelash of the genital.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixty-eight books about finding out the mystery of the hair drawer.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes dress up in costumes, get permission from their parents to go out trick or treating and eat stale chocolate as they talk about ghouls for the Shut Up It's Halloween Special. We waste wishes on chips and dip, give wet Dobby a lift and worry about Johnson B. Ghoul's existential well being. Jackson asks which 1970's genie show is better, Duscher wants to donate his body to ghouls instead of science and Zoe just wants to learn how to eat yogurt without chewing. So lock your doors and join the gang as they work out just what the hell a ghoul is. The answer may surprise you but one thing’s for sure, you will be disappointed.Want Duscher to speak in his ghoul voice forever? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month you can help us get a shaman to curse him.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least thirteen books about the true definition of a ghoul.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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In which our heroes fill her up with premium 98, put the pedal to the metal, and instantly get a parking fine as we discuss automobiles. We make wheels out of fruit, learn about the greatest inventor who ever lived and discover just how jelly really works. Jackson sets unexplainable alarms, Zoe has never had banana chips and Duscher just wants to use coal to power a car. So join the gang as they dramatically drive off a cliff. Let's burn rubber! But in a safe way, where we don't inhale toxic fumes and in fact are full of vitamins and stuff.Want to help find out who would win in a Sanspants edition of Wacky Races? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in Muttley’s antics.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least seventy-two books about the better mileage on electric cars.Want to come see just how handsome we really are? Well now’s your chance as we’re doing another live show on the 10th of December. Just head to https://sanspantslive.eventbrite.com.au for more information and to book your ticket now!

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