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Number 6 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Miami Beach Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Mostly we're distracted by the fact that Spencer lost his luggage by just leaving it in overhead storage. He is worse at flying than you are at anything.

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Number 5 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the New Orleans Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Ryan's still getting basic facts wrong and they should fire him already!

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Number 4 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Cure Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Ryan can't even get the basic facts of this game right so don't expect much, please!

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Number 3 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Camellia Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Caveat emptor is the only rule for this podcast.

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Number 2 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Las Vegas Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Sorry, we're not good at this!

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Number 1 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the New Mexico Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! That's the risk you take when you decide to listen!

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The Playoff has been settled upon and it's fine. It's all fine. We mostly ignore that in favor of picking our own Playoff Of Teams You Don't Want To Face, including USC, LSU, Florida State, and, yes, Pitt. We also:

- Praise Virginia Tech, one of 2016's most confusing and wonderful teams

- Acknowledge the one Playoff truth: it's all a long prank at the Big 12's expense

- Handing out the People's Heisman

- Prepare for Dana Holgorsen, Wise Elder of College Football

- Try to guess at Breaking Bret Bielema news

- Talk way too much about Florida

- Including a brief Outback Bowl discussion EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ABOUT TO DO A TON OF BOWL PREVIEW EPISODES UGH STUPID SPENCER

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Football season's almost done and you're still listening to this terrible podcast, which says something about mankind's collective inability to change for the better. But since you're here, we:

- Imagined the Playoff that has 3 Big 10 teams but Bama still winning

- Let Spencer go way, way out on a Pac 12 limb that will almost certainly collapse

- Figured out the fan base happiest to be done with 2016

- Identified the best part of the SEC Championship Game

- Picked the worst coach Florida realistically hires if McElwain leaves for Oregon

- Found out from Jason in real time that the Oregon job was open, making that McElwain replacement discussion so so so real

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Yes, we talk about the Ohio State-Michigan game, but it takes longer to get there than it should because we podcast like your grandmother drives: far too slowly and dangerous to others at night. Other topics!

- A coach-by-coach analysis of which SEC coaches are crap

- Pitt-Syracuse broke math

- Nodding approvals of Arizona, Iowa, and NC State

- The scenario in which Brian Kelly gets carried off the field by his players

- How tragically bad our preseason predictions were

- Oregon, the hell are you doing?

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This episode has a little bit of Thanksgiving:

- Analyzing how drunk you can get in front of family

- Ham thoughts

- A plea to eat whatever you want

A little bit of football:

- Rivalry week, AKA Ruin Someone Else's Season Without Really Improving Your Own

- How A&M can outfox Texas

- Don't bet money on an Arizona game

- Or an Arizona State game

- The worst FSU hire(s) possible

And a little bit of personal failures:

- Ryan and Spencer are bad at dating

- Spencer is also capable of immense meanness

- Jason is the only good person here

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