Be honest: If you had to describe a random person you met on holiday, could your best mate draw a sketch accurate enough to find them... or would they create a total monster? 😭👹

Lana is on a wholesome mission to track down a lovely woman named Kylie whom she met while away on holiday. Desperate for a breakthrough, she recruits Simon to act as a professional police sketch artist, describing Kylie's features step-by-step so he can compile a forensic drawing.

The only problem? Simon's artistic abilities are an absolute crime against humanity! What was supposed to be a helpful search tool instantly turns into a chaotic studio roast as Lana, Speedy, and Bondy lay eyes on the horrific masterpiece Simon put together. The phone lines completely light up as listeners call in to judge the drawing and share their own hilariously bad artistic fails!

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Be honest: If you were staring down the jaws of a massive crocodile, would you ever try to sacrifice your own dog to save yourself?! 😳

Lana brings an absolutely jaw-dropping edition of "That's Slightly Interesting" to the studio, detailing a wild crocodile attack in Australia where a bloke tried the ultimate, unthinkable survival tactic. Needless to say, the moral dilemma completely divides the team!

Simon, Speedy, and Bondy are left utterly stunned by the logistics of the escape (and the sheer audacity of trying to feed your pet to a croc). Lana comes agonizingly close to securing a rare, clean sweep of three "Yes" votes from the boys—until the details backfire spectacularly, causing Speedy to dramatically change his vote at the very last second. It's a fast-paced, hilarious studio interrogation that proves man's best friend deserves a better best friend!

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Daughters 1 - Simon 0

Another doozy, this time from Tauranga.

Any leads much appreciated. 😂

We're baaaaaaaack! 🙌

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Whether you are currently one week into surviving the chaotic school holiday break and trying to navigate the family out to a local park, or you're just out tackling your usual Saturday morning errands—this parking drama will hit way too close to home! 🤫💸

We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a high-velocity Saturday Special tracking the ultimate battle between Kiwi drivers and strict parking rules. 🗝️☕

The studio completely implodes over a hilarious parking mishap involving a mate, an app lockout, and a close call with a warden. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy throw down over their own worst parking fines, absolute tow-away disasters, and the unwritten rules of disputing a ticket. The phone lines light up as listeners call in to share the most astronomical fines they've ever received and their ultimate checkout counter standoffs with parking enforcement!

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Whether you are currently deep in the trenches surviving the first week of the chaotic school holiday break and desperately need a tactical takeaway escape, or you're just enjoying a lazy Saturday morning in bed—this will hit way too close to home! 🍟🫣

We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a fast-paced Saturday Special tracking the absolute best and worst of modern food delivery. 🗝️☕

The studio completely divides over the unwritten rules and extreme laziness of delivery apps. Simon, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy go head-to-head on checkout guilt, lazy habits, and missing orders. The phone lines light up as Kiwi listeners call in to confess the most embarrassingly short distances they’ve paid someone to drive food to them, alongside the wildest, most chaotic delivery driver encounters ever witnessed!

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Whether you are officially one week into surviving the chaotic school holiday break and need a quiet escape from the kids, or you're just out tackling your usual Saturday morning errands—this absolute classic will have you in stitches! 🗝️☕

We are opening up the Breakfast Club Vault to bring you a quick-fire Saturday Special that completely stops the studio in its tracks. Lana drops a jaw-dropping, deeply bizarre story involving a coffin that leaves the boys completely rattled and full of questions. Simon, Speedy, and Bondy immediately launch a ruthless interrogation trying to figure out the logistics of how this even happened. It is a fast-paced masterclass in unexpected comedy that you'll be thinking about all weekend!

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Be honest: What is the absolute single most annoying thing another shopper can do in the grocery aisles, and have you ever called someone out for bad trolley etiquette? 🤬🍏

We are unlocking the Breakfast Club Vault to serve up a massive Saturday Special while you tackle your weekend errands! 🗝️☕

Lana triggers an absolute storm in the studio after sharing a hilarious and relatable dilemma from her latest supermarket trip. From aisle blockers and self-checkout struggles to the controversial etiquette of express lane limits, Simon, Speedy, and Bondy waste no time picking sides. The phone lines light up for an extended talkback session as Kiwi listeners call in to expose the wildest habits, trolley rages, and checkout standoffs they've ever witnessed!

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