It is the one website that absolutely every single person across New Zealand tries to refresh at the exact same time, and it has officially collapsed under the pressure!

The team dives into the hilarious chaos surrounding New Zealand’s busiest webpage crashing over the last few days. With tax refund season officially kicking off, millions of Kiwis rushed online to find out if they were getting a massive windfall or a surprise bill—only to be met with infinite loading screens and error messages.

The studio reacts to the collective panic of the nation, breaking down the funny realities of tax season. Tune in across the country—did you manage to sneak through the digital traffic jam to check your status, or are you still staring at a frozen screen?

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Simon has officially had his eyes opened to the painful, intricate, and baffling world of female beauty treatments this morning!

Simon breaks down his utter confusion and fascination after learning about "eyebrow threading" over the long weekend. The studio quickly erupts as Lana tries to explain the physics of using a simple piece of thread to clean up stray hairs, leaving Simon absolutely horrified by the mechanics of it all.

Plus, the phone lines heat up with brilliant caller feedback as the nation chimes in on the absolute craziest, most painful grooming secrets they put themselves through in the name of beauty!

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is supposed to be relaxing, but things can get incredibly awkward real fast when the sleeping arrangements go wrong!

The team dives into the ultimate holiday dilemma: being forced to share a bedroom while away on vacation. From loud snorers and zero privacy to the absolute dread of unpacking your bags in a crowded room, the studio reveals the unwritten rules of holiday room-sharing.

Plus, we open up the lines to listeners across the nation, including a brilliant call from Hannah, who shares a next-level holiday rooming disaster that leaves the crew stunned.

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It is the ultimate rock-and-roll fantasy that we’ve all dreamed about while singing along in the crowd!

The team breaks down an incredible, mind-blowing story from over the weekend where a concert-goer went from standard fan to headline performer. When the band's official keyboardist suddenly fell sick right before the show, they turned to the audience in absolute desperation—and one lucky legend got the ultimate call up to the big time!

The studio reacts to the spine-tingling moment he stepped onto the massive stage, nailed the performance, and became an overnight sensation. Tune in across the nation and let us know: if your favorite band lost a member mid-concert, what instrument could you confidently step up and play?

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The studio transforms into a full-on film festival this morning as the team wraps their ears around the biggest watches from the long weekend!

Simon steps up to the mic with his highly anticipated, completely honest review of the buzzworthy new flick The Sheep Detective. Is it a cinematic masterpiece or an absolute flocking disaster? Then, Lana chimes in to pivot the conversation, dropping her own unfiltered thoughts on the Michael movie that she caught over the break.

Join the nation for your ultimate entertainment guide—have you seen either of these yet, and does the team's review hit the mark or completely miss it?

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Missed this morning's broadcast? We have you completely covered with the full Tuesday show catch-up with Si, Lana, Bondy, and the team as we kick off the short work week!

From major national animal competitions and parallel parking nightmares to viral concert call-ups and eye-opening beauty secrets, it is an absolute jam-packed listen to power you through your post-holiday blues.

Show Chapters & Timestamps:

• 00:00 – Poddy INTRO: Kicking off your Tuesday morning catch-up with the crew.

• 02:40 – Simon Learns About Beauty Treatments: Simon gets a hilarious, mind-blowing lesson in eyebrow threading after discovering the world of grooming over the long weekend.

• 09:59 – Share a bedroom on holiday: The team breaks down the awkward and hilarious realities of being forced to share sleeping quarters while on vacation, featuring a great call from Hannah.

• 17:44 – Getting the big call up at event: The team reacts to an incredible story of a fan plucked straight from a concert crowd to fill in for a sick keyboardist on stage.

• 22:14 – Bondy's MOOSE at National Cat Show: The grand reveal! Bondy delivers the highly anticipated update on how his cat, Moose, performed over the weekend, leaving the studio in shock.

• 29:28 – That’s Slightly Interesting: Quick trivia drops from the team to spark your post-holiday brain.

• 32:23 – Tennis Players not happy with Pay: The team dives into the sports world and discusses the heated row surrounding professional player payouts.

• 36:08 – Simon's Parallel Parking: Simon vents about his absolute weekend nightmare trying to execute a high-pressure parallel park in front of a live audience.

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After weeks of intense prep, elite grooming tips from the experts, and massive anticipation, the moment of truth has finally arrived for the studio's favorite feline!

Bondy steps up to give the ultimate debrief on how his beloved cat, Moose, actually performed at the prestigious National Cat Show over the long weekend. The studio was expecting a standard update, but the final judging results left the entire team in a state of absolute, massive shock!

Wrap your ears around the hilarious climax to Moose's competitive journey. Tune in across the nation—did Moose completely clean up the podium, or did the judges pass him over?

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We are back from the long weekend, and Simon has brought an absolute disaster of a story with him to the studio!

Simon breaks down his ultimate weekend nightmare: attempting a simple parallel park under the watchful eyes of a growing crowd. What should have been a standard maneuver quickly spiraled into a multi-point panic, a line of cars waiting impatiently behind him, and an ending so embarrassing he wished the ground would swallow his car whole.

The studio team wastes no time dissecting his driving form, leading to a hilarious chat about the ultimate high-pressure driving situations. Tune in across the nation—are you a parallel parking prodigy, or do you take three laps around the block just to find an easier spot like Simon?

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The countdown is officially on, and a life-changing amount of cash is up for grabs!

The team drops an essential teaser and breaks down everything you need to know ahead of the massive return of our legendary $5,000 Face the Music competition. We lay out the rules, what to expect, and exactly how you can walk away with a cool $5,000 cash prize every single day.

Tune in across the nation and make sure your alarms are locked in for tomorrow morning at 8:20 AM so you don't miss your chance to win big!

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Relive the absolute best moments, biggest laughs, and wildest studio debates of the week with Si, Lana, Bondy, and the team! Whether you missed a show or just want to hear the chaos all over again, we have your ultimate Sunday catch-up completely sorted.

From hilarious physical evolution theories to Stokes Valley drama and online shopping disasters, it’s the perfect companion to carry you through your weekend across the nation!

Show Chapters & Timestamps:

• 00:00 – Si’s T-Rex Arms: The team analyzes why Simon’s arms look so short, and it somehow spirals back to Lana’s partner Jay wanting a mullet.

• 05:28 – Jay’s Mullet Debate: Breaking down the results of the studio poll on Jay’s potential new hairstyle.

• 11:44 – Community Page Rage: A hilarious deep dive into the local drama and absolute chaos kicking off on the Stokes Valley community Facebook page.

• 15:14 – Simon's Movie Times Meltdown: Simon vents his absolute frustration over why cinema session times never line up with his schedule.

• 20:04 – Tribute to Dame Jools Topp: A beautiful, heartwarming look back at our favorite moments celebrating Kiwi royalty, Dame Jools Topp.

• 24:01 – Would You Rather Ultimatum: The brutal daily health dilemma that completely split the studio.

• 33:11 – Supermarket Delivery Drama: Simon’s infamous online grocery rant where the team tries to prove he is ordering on the wrong day.

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