The Babble

Trust the dense dark internet to take us on a trip down memory lane! What we find is absolutely WILD! Why are anti-lock down protesters chanting “arrest Bill Gates”? We do a very thorough INVESTIGATION into Tyra Banks' apology for some BUCK WYLD things she did on ANTM and the Tyra Banks show. The AFL under fire for the controversial TikTok Mop Challenge.  Why has IKEA China banned masturbating in store?! Bring a towel Babblers... It's about to get sweaty!! The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - Published every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

 

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We have one of Australia's FINEST exports joining us today! Keiynan Lonsdale give us an EXCLUSIVE into what it takes to make it in Hollywood. The highs, the lows and everything in between. We get the INSIDE SCOOP on The Met Gala, The Flash, The Divergent Series and all his wild celebrity encounters along the way! Oh! Yet again, our Babblers did not let us down with in the juicy Listener Letter's department this week.. Strap in Darls, this is our most DAZZLING episode yet! The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - Published every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

 

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Babblers, Here is your BONUS quiz! This week was tricky and a luxury Hawaiian Va-cay was on the line... WHO WILL WIN?!?! Producer Ruby Questions: 1. Gemma Collins shot to fame on what UK reality TV show? a) Made In Chelsea b) Geordie Shaw c) The Only Way Is Essex d) Growing Up Posh! 2. Natalie Portman stars in a film that shares a name with a bird that is native to Australia... What is the name of the film? 3. TRUE/FALSE: Lil Miquela. the world's first CGI generated influencer signed a deal with an LA agent this week? 4. What are the names of Beyonce and Jay Z's twins? 5. Which photo broke the internet this week? 6. Why has there been a 200% spike in silver chain purchases on eBay this week? 7. James Mathisan announced he would contest the 2016 Federal Election as an independent in the Warringah electorate. Who was he directly challenging? 8. Lisa Wilkinson was the editor of which popular teenage girl magazine? a) Dolly b) Barbie c) Girlfriend d) Cleo 9. This week on Master Chef Spain, a very disgruntled contestant got the boot for serving up a dead raw animal... What was the animal? 10. Which MKR judge was fired by Channel 7 this week? 11. Which Harry Potter star welcomed a little girl this week? 12. Where was the very first Oportos Chicken shop? ANSWERS: C, Black Swan, TRUE, Rumi and Sir, Adele birthday pic, Collin from Normal People, Tony Abbott, A, A dead bird, Pete Evans, Rupert Grint, Bondi Beach. Matty J's Questions: 1. Name 2 of Elon Musk’s companies? 2. Which celebrity has claimed Vogue body shamed her in a recent Met Gala article? 3. Masterchef viewers were outraged at a recent episode when a contestant? a) Wasn’t allowed to use a frypan b) Wasn’t able to taste her food coz it wasn’t halal c) Cooked with a cold (risking the judges getting sick) d) Dropped a chicken breast on the floor and still served it up. 4. What themed birthday cake will Hamish Blake attempt to make for his son’s upcoming birthday? c) Aladdin b) Toy Story c) Lion King d) 101 Dalmatians. 5. TRUE/FALSE: Claudia Schiffer recently told Elle UK that at the height of her fame she needed security to guard her undies.. 6. On Thursday's episode of the Babble - I mentioned that a publication wrote a false article about Laura and myself just after the show finished. What was the name of that publication? 7. Big Brother just announced a second constant to feature in the upcoming season. What sport does he play professionally? Soccer, cricket, rugby league or AFL? 8. Jacinda Ardern was out here recently to talk about a trans tasman travel bubble. When she met with Scott Morrison back in 2019 in Christchurch - did they greet with a handshake or hug? 9. A reporter for The Australian was recently interviewing Donald Trump - when he found out she was from Australia - he asked how which former miss universe was going? 10. Why has the NRL decided to stand down three players from the Gold Coast Titans? 11. Michael Jordan signed to Nike when he started playing NBA. How much is it estimated he’s earnt with the brand? a) 1.3 million b) 3.1 million c) 1.3 billion d) 3.1 billion 12. Adele broke the internet when she posted a pic on social media - how long had it been since she posted? a) Almost 1 week b) Almost 1 month c) Almost 5 months d) Almost 7 months The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - we publish every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

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A BIG WELCOME TO SEASON 3 We are so excited for season 3 to be bigger and better than ever! Kicking right off we our CHOCKA BLOCK Pop Culture episode. Who is behind all the Met Gala madness? Which celebrity is suing a huge Australian publication again? Who on HOT RED EARTH taught a monkey to ride a motorbike and why is 50 Cent in a twitter beef with someone new EVERY WEEK? It's going to be a blinder...So STRAP IN! The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - we publish every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

 

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The Inspired Unemployed stopped ghosting us on Instagram and we finally got the fellas on the show! They stick around to go through some of your rogue Listener Letters! Angelic Matty J confesses (much to our surprise) to his mysteriously devilish past... And why was Ruby so CUT-THROAT in primary school?! Special thanks to Alice and Maddy who dropped us a voice mail whilst in lock-down at the Mecure in Melbourne! Sending strength and positivity to y'all!! The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - we publish every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

 

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Hey Babblers!! We are all LOVING the lock-down trivia nights on zoom... So, we thought we would bring you a bonus episode every week to test your pop culture knowledge! PRODUCER RUBY'S QUESTIONS: - Which Los Angeles socialites stared in a reality tv show in the mid 2000s? - Joe Exotic from Tiger King said he wanted which actor to play him in the scripted series? a) Leonardo DiCaprio b) Matthew McConaughey c)Edward Norton d) David Spade - Young billionaire Kylie Jenner has just purchased a new home that has featured heavily in the background of her latest in instragram snaps. How much did she purchase it for? a) 36.5m b) 28.5m c) 51m d.) 21m - Britney Spears revealed this week that she burnt her gym down by accident. How did she do it? - Lebron James revealed the official title for 'Space Jam 2.' It was titled- Space James:The Next Legacy. TRUE/FALSE. - Disney announced that 'Hercules' will be the latest live-action film to be produced. TRUE/FALSE? - Beyonce surprised everyone this week by releasing a remix of a famous TikTik song that accompanies a TikTok dance trend. Which one was it? a) Dojo Cat- Say So b) J Balvin- Mi Gente c) Megan the Stallion- Savage. - How many Jurassic Park movies has there been? - What two ingredients are in the iconic Dagwood Dog? - Who played Tinkerbelle in the beloved 90s movie- Hook? ANSWERS: Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton, D, A, Two candles, FALSE, TRUE,C, 6, batter and frankfert, Julia Roberts. MATTY J' S QUESTIONS: - 2020 Logies are cancelled - who won the gold Logie last year? - Michelle obama just released her new Doco on which streaming platform? a) YouTube b) Stan c) Netflix d) Apple Tv - What was the name of Megan Markle;s character on Suits? a) Rachel b) Nicole - What do the tattoos under Post Malone’s eyes say? - Current Bachelor Locky Gilbert is rumoured to have had a secret hook up with which MAFS contestant? - Who is the host of the new Big Brother series? - Who recently released footage of UFO’s? - How many times has Donal Trump’s companies filed for bankruptcy? a) 2 b) 4 c) 6 d) 12 - Of all the Kardashian sister (including Kendall and Kylie) who has the most followers? - Who won the first season of the Australian masked singer? - Which female actor assembled celebrities to singing John Lennon’s anthem, Imagine, on social media? ANSWERS: Tom Gleeson, D, A, Always tired, Aleks, Sonia Kruger, The pentagon, C, Kylie, Cody Simpson, Gal Gadot. The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - we publish every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

 

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What is OnlyFans? Influencers are making thousands of dollars... but at what CO$T? Dolly Parton reveals her secret work on a 90s television cult classic! Is injecting your lungs with detergent or drinking squishy semen smoothies really going to help prevent the Coronavirus? And Netflix NAILS the ‘Too Hot To Handle’ format- why we simply can’t look away!  HEART WARMER SHOUT OUTS: Miss Tahnee- @igot_this_mumma @tahneeandthetreehouse Tom Moore The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - we publish every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

 

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Matty J has discovered the secret ingredient to spicing it up for your partner in self-iso and Producer Ruby gets awkwardly caught out on her date! Scott Tweedie drops us a line from The Big Apple, filling us in on all things from DIY home haircuts to shirtless Pilates! Oh and of course, we clean out our ratchet Instagram inbox to answer all your cringy LISTENER LETTERS! The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - we publish every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

 

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SURPRISE! We are all LOVING the lock-down trivia nights on zoom... So, we thought we would bring you a bonus episode every week to test your pop culture knowledge! MATTY J'S QUESTIONS: 1. What's the sex of Katty Perry's baby? 2. Did Goldie Hawn win an Oscar? TRUE/FALSE 3. Name all the Bachelors in order 4. Which actor currently plays James Bond? 5. StarTrek aired the first interracial kiss in America? TRUE/FALSE 6. Which Australian artist broke the ARIA chart record for longest running #1 in 2019? 7. How many episodes of Saturday Night Rove was there before it got cancelled? 8. What day time TV show aired first? Doctor Phil or Judge Judy? 9. On the Bachelorette runner up Jared was upset that the plant he was trying to grow for Sophie was dying. What did he accuse Blake of doing to it: a) stomping in it b) pouring beer in c) pissing in it d) not watering it 10. Who won the 2020 'I'm a Celebrity get me out of here?' 11. The fourth Hemsworth Brother lives on Philip Island and is a motor cross rider? TRUE/FALSE 12. Which artists holds the current record for most streams Spotify? And for what song? a) Taylor Swift b) Ed Sherran c) Britney Spears d) Justin Bieber ANSWERS: A girl, TRUE, Tim-Blake-Sam-Ritchie-Matty-Honey Badger-Matt, Daniel Craig, TRUE, Tones& I, Two, Judge Judy, C, Miguel, FALSE, B. PRODUCER RUBY QUESTIONS: 1. Who was Kim Kardashian's second husband? a) Meek Mills b) Kris Humpheries c) Kanye West d) Chris Wright 2. What is the name of Drakes new song that was released on April 3rd and started a TikTok trend? 3. Which of the following is the highest grossing video name to date? a) Call of duty b) Mario c) Pokemon d) Fifa 4. How many questions do you have to get right 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" The answer is in between 9-21. 5. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles dated for a season in 2012... Which season was it? 6. How many seasons has the show Vanderpump Rules had? a) 2 b) 4 c) 8 d) 7 7. Giana Liano is the Barrister on which Real House Wives franchise? 8. Zoe Kravitz is the daughter of which rock star? 9. What is Meghan Markle's real name? 10. Which Stranger Things actor had their Twitter account hacked this week? 11. What type of does Producer Ruby drive? ANSWERS: B, Tossie Slide, B, 15, Winter, C, Melbourne, Lenny Kravitz, Rachel, Joe Keiry, Toyota Yaris The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - we publish every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

 

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Why are Aussies so distraught about missing out on a royal wedding? Which celebrities celebrated 420 in spectacular style? How much would you pay for a Louis Vuitton ping pong ball? $6784930? SURE! WHY NOT!? From sinister TikToks to influencers drinking their own period blood (** PROJECTILE VOMIT**!) This week was out of control and everything is kicking right off! The Babble with Matty J & Producer Ruby a Nova podcast - we publish every Thursday and Monday. Make sure to follow us on socials: Instagram - @thebabblepodcast Website - www.thebabblepodcast.com.au   If you like what you hear, hit that ’Subscribe’ button on Apple Podcasts or ‘Follow’ on Spotify. If you LOVE what you hear make sure to give us a 5 Star review!   We’ll love you forever if you do.   Matty J & Producer Ruby x @matthewdavidjohnson @rubyteys

 

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