It's time to polish up on your Social Etiquette and fellas - we're looking at you. (02:10) Adam is comin' in hot with what is easily the best news story ever on this podcast or any website in history (09:30).

And not sure if you hear but Adam went to Europe and he's saved his best story for last. Anyone who works in customer service should fast forward through this segment as it will be a tough listen for you (15:45). Then there's a four second Whack-A-Mole update and a special letter from a listener (23:50).

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Adam's string of international feuds conducted over email continues following his sojourn in Europe, with a fresh rivalry with Giulia from Bologna brewing. (04:30)

Everyone at work has been ignoring Symon and he doesn't know why (turns out it's been his fault) (17:10) and there's a dinosaur on the move in the NT (not a croc (although crocs are the best dinosaurs)) in another extraordinary news story. (25:25)

And you guessed it... Not The Weekly Update is back! (34:45)

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WOOOO! Europe! Song of Europe! WOOOO!

An outrageously jetlagged Adam is back from his #EuroTrip #Europe2019 #Wanderlust and he's here to regale us with some funny and some not so funny stories about his time away.

Basically he's come home with a skin condition, a hairy slug on his face and no tales to tell about how good business class is.

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Don't be late to Life Education 'cos report time is coming up and Prof. Densten doesn't have time for your excuses (03:35).

Symon tries to blame Adam and Show for something that they're not even remotely responsible for (16:35).

Then it's time for a Not The Weekly Update – starring the Cola Challenge and Show reviewing 'Cars' – that will go straight into the Not The Weekly Update Hall of Fame when it is created in 30 years' time. (26:20)

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If you're listening to this, it's probably too late.

But hopefully it's not! Ultimately, you won't find out until next Wayne. This week we begin in the pitch dark before there's some strange noises outside and you'll have to take our word for it – it was pretty terrifying.

Adam kicks things off by telling us about his relationship with the herp (03:00) and Symon needs some guidance with an ettiquette-related issue (09:10).

The News returns (with the first butchered intro) (15:50) and Not The Weekly Update begins with a reply (!!!) from the worst Whack-A-Mole sellers on Planet Earth (30:50).

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Symon went to an Apple store this week (twice) in an exceptional example of how to get your mitts on a brand new iPhone (02:35). Then, we go to a palm tree in the desert to hear why Burger King is in the news (16:05)... and it turns out Symon has a bizarre allergy that barely makes sense and nobody knew about? (23:20)

Adam premieres a new segment called 'Mildly Inconvenient... with Adam' (27:30) before we wrap things up with Not The Weekly Update (32:55).

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We begin this week with the real etiquette for cheersing (spoiler alert: you've probably been doing it wrong) and then Symon's workmate has experienced every mother's nightmare. Then the news is pretty gross but we wouldn't be doing our job as a reputable news source if we didn't share it.

Not The Weekly Update is back with a Lady Mavs update and some delicious micro-influencing.

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This week, in first period you've got Life Education with Prof. Densten - so we hope you've done your homework (02:40). We've got further evidence that Keanu Reeves is the best bloke in the world in the news (16:50) and Not The Weekly Update returns (30:05).

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Just days after another riveting election, we've got an #ElectionHack that you'll want to remember for 2022 (02:35). Adam's still getting Uber Pools (with mixed results) (11:55) and we're back with loosely farm-related news (23:40) and Not The Weekly Update! (33:20)

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Double digits! 10 episodes! This week Adam went for a risky ride through town (02:25) and it's long overdue (this cannot be disputed) but Show (finally) gets a segment for the first time (12:35)! We drop truth bombs re: the world's number one card game. Then, there's news (as per usual) (22:50) and 'Not The Weekly Update'! (34:00)

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