The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

By Mark ChrislerScience Arts History Design Natural Sciences

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The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong episodes

December 30, 2025 Great Lakes Pirates, Part 1: Pirate Bill
Arg, me mateys.
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46 min
December 16, 2025 The Christmas Bullet & It's Wonderful (Redux)
Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you!
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38 min
December 02, 2025 Santa's Secret Super Stories
Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!
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48 min
November 18, 2025 Paper Blankets
Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff.
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52 min
November 04, 2025 A P Hill to Die on
All your base are belong to U.S.
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The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.
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40 min
October 21, 2025 The Revenants
Let your imagination go wild.
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54 min
October 07, 2025 Tice and The Tornado
I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at least the last century.
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BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
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53 min
September 23, 2025 How To Disappear Completely
(And Eventually Be Found)
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⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
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1 hr 7 min
September 09, 2025 Tell Me Something I Don't Know (Volume 2)
More stories! More mea culpas! More NAPOLEON! This one's got it all.
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50 min
August 26, 2025 The Rest of The Story - Redux
We're hatching a plan to demolish The Great Wall of China... again!
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43 min