The Edge Breakfast

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday celebrating the Warriors’ upset win over the Panthers, with Dan declaring himself a viewing “jinx” and learning the Luke Metcalf backstory. They debate a throwback “fast times” gag, share Clint’s football semifinal comeback, and discuss Louis Davis’ new book The Modern Dad. The show covers Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira) being hospitalized, birthday caller Jackie in Christchurch, and a heated discussion on the male equivalent of flowers (nudes vs socks/food). A $1,000 letter game fails on “jalapeño,” then another attempt is denied for repeating “tomatoes.” They argue sock-shoe order, tell a disastrous babysitting handcuff story, tease a Bigfoot interview, and compare expensive car mishaps including a $5,500 cracked Honda screen and a spilled socket set into a VW engine.

We just wrapped a massive radio show, but we couldn't leave without spilling our most absurd secrets! From Meg dropping a total bombshell about her past medical history to a primary school teacher asking for our wildly inappropriate musical script, things spiralled fast. Plus, we bring back iconic Guess The Fart!

It’s an “Every Caller Wins” morning on The Edge as Clint, Meg and Dan give away Rhythm & Vines double passes with four days of camping (about $1,000 each) to callers like Lucy, Sophie, Harmony, Natalia, Jamie, Brody, Sydney and others, plus selfless winners nominating friends and family. The team debates what counts as a “plethora,” shares studio banter and tips on how to get on air, and reacts to Megan being quoted in The New York Times after comments about Ariana Grande and culture shifts around thinness. Segments include Naughty 6:40 featuring a nurse’s bizarre ER story (four potatoes), Easy Money attempts for $1,000, clickbait callback stories, and Clint’s chaotic playdate handcuff mishap.

00:00 Every Caller Wins Kickoff

00:40 What Counts As Plethora

01:41 Studio Lights Chaos

02:30 First Winner Lucy

04:08 New York Times Ariana Quote

07:21 Sophie Wins And RNV Drama

08:58 How To Get On Air

13:11 Scandal Hilary Duff Reunion

15:17 Natalia And Anna Win

17:50 Naughty 640 Potato Story

10:06 Easy Money With Brody

24:54 Cold Call Pass Twist

26:02 Sydney And Mackenzie Win

27:33 New Music Friday Picks

27:56 Pay It Forward And Bad Photo

31:41 First Surprise Calls

35:06 Easy Money Game

37:50 RNV Redemption Stories

49:00 Clickbait Callback Teases

52:26 Coma And Metal Face

56:33 Fluffy Handcuffs Chaos

We’re breaking down our wild personal bank account names and old-school Chrisco hampers, but things get off track when Clint lets off a hot, silent-but-deadly fart in his car at football practice. How does he escape?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with a coffee catch-up, nap confessions, hazard-light parking “hacks,” and a premium economy upgrade story, then Dan continues his revving-game streak by identifying a Mitsubishi Galant Ralliart by sound. They discuss a viral Timbaland clip, take first call from Esther on mat leave, and cover a $3M peptide seizure and beagle border checks. Guy Montgomery joins to talk Spelling Bee and roasts Producer Carl’s terrible spelling. Easy Money callers struggle with S and L. The team debates meeting heroes with stories about JJ Watt, Pink, Ariana Grande and others, gets relationship prompts from Erica, reacts to a council Zoom bathroom backdrop, previews their Fiji trip with bartender Billy, and opens the phones on freezing flats and dodgy landlords before playing “They’re a 10, but…

00:00 Coffee Catch Up Confession

02:25 Hazard Lights Parking Hack

03:10 Business Class Upgrade Drama

03:55 The Reverend Returns

10:01 Timbaland Viral Er

11:33 First Call 

15:07 Peptides Border Seizure Talk

18:41 Guy Montgomery Spelling Bee

22:18 Easy Money S

23:51 Post Game Pass Banter

24:35 Never Meet Your Heroes

27:26 Pink Photo Rejection

29:31 Listener Celebrity Encounters

34:03 Dating Prompt With Erica

38:06 Council Zoom Bathroom Drama

42:23 Air Zooka Fart Gun Fallout

46:14 Work Card Privileges Stories

46:44 One Artist On Repeat

47:18 Music Obsessions Chat

47:45 Fiji Trip Tease

48:39 Easy Money Letter L

50:07 No Winner Fallout

51:09 Selling Fiji Packages

53:39 Calling Beachcomber Bar

55:39 Cold Snap Complaints

56:39 Dunedin Flat Horror

01:04:52 Theyre a 10 But

01:08:44 Partner Habits Calls

We officially went way too far, and now corporate is involved! Clint spent $80 of company money on an Air Zooka fart gun, and the purchase got flagged by the CFO and sent straight to the CEO. We tested it live in studio.

Clint, Meg and Dan riff on Kiwis failing learner licence retests and confusing give-way rules, then share stories about buying a new bed and the absurd world of ultra-absorbent mattress protectors. They preview and play Dan’s EDM “Postcode Playlist” anthem for Gisborne ahead of Rhythm & Vines’ final year there, plus chat Pie Awards winners and a brutal cold snap hitting Dunedin. The show dives into the return of the “family computer,” awkward internet discoveries, and how much real money people spend on in-game purchases. They also discuss unregulated peptides, core memories from comments, and Guy Montgomery drops by to roast producer Carl’s spelling.

01:36 Mattress Protector Madness

03:05 Rotating Round Bed Story

04:12 Postcode Playlist Gisborne Tease

07:26 Celebrity News Quickfire

09:33 First Call RnV Tickets

12:54 Naughty 640 Family Computer

16:20 Caller Confessions Online Finds

19:30 1000 Bucks Letter N Game

21:40 Peptides Trend Warning

26:08 Pie Awards Night Out

31:17 Cold Snap Explained

35:37 Dunedin Students Check In

39:53 Core Memories 

46:00 EZ Money

48:15 Gisborne Postcode Playlist

56:04 Black Ferns Chat

01:00:57 In-Game Spending Shock

01:09:02 Guy Montgomery Interview

Hey Gizzy

Enjoy your postcode playlist in celebration of the final year of Rhythm and Vines.

Cheers x 

We’re spiraling over a movie theatre being completely evacuated because of a horrific fart, and honestly, we haven’t recovered! Between Dan’s boss-funded fart gun, Clint’s disastrous TV invention history, and a heated debate on solo baths, you’re so not ready for Dan’s quiet breakdown.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with banter about newsreader opinions, Tanya’s six‑week overseas trip, and celebrity gossip, then launch a new “sniff out the liar” segment idea offering $500. They promote Long Distance Bestie Island in Fiji with limited packages, play Easy Money with callers, and debate letting kids watch age‑restricted movies. The team shares wild cheating stories, argues A/B/C‑list rankings for Robert Pattinson, David Beckham and Kris Jenner, and asks how fast is too fast to move on after a partner dies. Patty Gower joins to discuss unregulated peptides and their risks.

01:41 Listener Farewell Trip

04:56 Celebrity Scandal Chat

06:31 Lie For 500

10:13 Naughty Parenting Movies

14:03 Bestie Island Pitch

17:56 Easy Money Game

20:16 Cheating Gets Worse

14:03 Bestie Island Lads Rap

31:48 Postcode Playlist Gisborne

38:30 Millennial Sounds Quiz

43:00 Easy Money

46:01 Bestie Island Fiji Pitch

50:02 A Lister

57:37 Moving On Too Fast

01:09:10 Peptides Exposed