On this episode of Stay Hydrated, Chris & Lizzie dive deep into the Nicholas Sparks cinematic universe and decide it's time they write their own southern romance novel.

Armed with non-negotiables and zero regard for logic, they create the story of McKinney (yes, that's her first name) who runs a bait shop in the Louisiana bayou, and Brick Yeet (full name), a chef returning from New York to find rare arrowhead jellyfish.

The siblings also discuss whether humans using apparatus (surfboards, skis, rollerblades) to access ecosystems that aren't theirs is asking for trouble, Producer Olivia's recent discovery of the spoon-in-the-saucepan-handle hole (iconic), why standing up on a Lime Bike makes you feel like Jules from Euphoria, and a deep dive into why Mandy Moore is objectively one of the most beautiful women to ever walk the earth.

Plus: Trampoline discourse, why they never had a proper climbing frame growing up and a child narrator reveal that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud.

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