Do you remember the smell of your middle school boy's locker room? Mennen Speed Stick? Check your tanner score and let's get the show going...It's Opening Audio time...Let's talk about bird explosions...Pop like a firecracker...A neighborhood is having an issue where birds are hitting power lines and exploding...If you're going to go then that's the way...Let's head to Iowa...The field of dreams...Their faucets are pumping out pink water...Terrance Mann would drink the pink water...A young kid who refuses to shower made a diss track to women who like to shower...He channeled his inner tweedy bird...Are you ready to Cannes with Van? Halle Berry had a hot steamy video she posted, and it really was all about her man Van Hunt...A woman can't stand that her boyfriend Ralph hums all the time...Hum hum hum...Bill Belichick finally spoke about his girlfriend Jordon Hudson...He said she has nothing to do with the football operations at UNC but she has been approached to be on Dancing With The Stars...Pete Rose has been reinstated and is now eligible for the Hall of Fame...Joe Biden did not recognize George Clooney at a fundraising event...What is the toothpaste that goes spllllthhhllll? We talked about this after a clip went viral about a family of six that shares a toothbrush...Well Rizzo couldn't remember a particular toothpaste at his Grandma's house, and after several calls we figured out it was Mentadent...Listener Ray called and his daughter wanted a tough guy name for her unborn son...We got Angus, Titus, Stone, Buster, Goliath, and even Orenthal...Ray liked Stone & Norris...The Menendez Brothers are one step away from being released from prison...A guy named Ollie is traveling the world with his kitty cat...He is going to travel until he dies...Airbnb is launching celebrity experiences including a Sunday Funday with Patrick Mahomes...Two cars were driving down a highway sharing a bottle of vodka...A man was going around Downtown Pittsburgh hitting people with rocks from a slingshot...They eat a lot of perogies there...You can eat whatever you want while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Wilford Brimley called...Here is a chocolate sprinkle donut Rizzo...Let's get Tuesday rolling with a little thing we call Opening Audio...There once was a man from Salem...A man was driving his car at 118 mph...He was only nailed for a DUI...Jeff has decided his next car is a conversion van...A woman crashed her car all because of a spider...We found out Rizzo is whacking cicadas, and he is BTK...A Houston Astros pitcher's family has been threatened after he has gotten off to an awful start this year...An Amazon delivery driver has been fired after she was caught going to the bathroom in the front yard of someone's house...She looked right at the camera...She knew what she was doing...A man was mauled and eaten by his pet tiger...Have we not learned yet that they are wild animals...The Diddy trial kicked off yesterday and there were some explosive allegations...He was paying off security guards and paying male escorts to sleep with his girlfriend Cassie...The Menendez brothers' resentencing hearing begins today and one of our favorite listeners Melvin O'Donnell hopes Rosie helps them out...Is the NBA draft rigged? The Dallas Mavericks with a 1.8% of winning got the #1 pick...Is it weird that Rizzo spends his days wiping out cicadas with his son using an oven cleaner...Can someone say BTK, Bundy, maybe The Ice Man? Come to Wally World with us...A bunch of crazy stories coming from Walmart today...One man in North Carolina was spraying bodily fluids on people...Another man let off a gun that went boom inside of the store, and another man assaulted three women...Let's just get our great value and go home...Do you believe there is actually a syndrome where people wake up with an accent...An Asian woman says she now has an Irish accent...Liar...There are no charges in the incident with Chuck Edwards from over the weekend...A woman who was running for assembly in New Jersey was caught selling her feet pics online...Stealing deodorant a new trend? $400 worth was taken from an Ingles...Eminem's stalker has finally been arrested after many years...Join us later in the week as we discuss Rick Astley...But for now, check out the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

















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WE SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE!! Let's get going on this rainy wet Monday...Opening Audio time!! The Pope's brother has been chatting away about many topics...He's a real Roger Clinton...He did let us know that his brother is a White Sox fan...The man accused of crashing his car through the front gate of Jennifer Aniston's home appeared in court naked...If he played his cards right he could have had Mr. Bing...We have bad rubber ducky news...The world's largest rubber duck ripped in Myrtle Beach...A man who had his way with a cucumber back in October has gone viral again, and it involves railings and sandpaper...Is this a game of truth or dare? He needs new friends...A woman was in a Pizza Hut bathroom when she saw all of the supplies they use on a daily basis in there...They were using it as their storage room...Representative Chuck Edwards had the cops called on him after a drunk patron approached him...It's the goatee...4.1 earthquake was felt throughout WNC...Was it an earthquake or did listener Bart have a lady over? Bill Belichick's girlfriend was the second runner-up in the Miss Maine competition......Shout out to Sara who won our $11,000 Home Makeover contest...Rizzo got a gift of black licorice and we tried to figure out what it meant...Somehow it turned into Queen Latifah chat that carried on for a bit...A man was arrested for the 18th time being naked...At what point does nakedness become a news story? Is it the 5th time? 10th time? Is Fran Drescher watching Megan Markle's kids? Megan is being sued because a woman who followed her bath salts recipe got severe burns...More ground stoppages at Newark and Atlanta after the equipment went black...An investigation into why there is pizza being delivered to federal judges...Is the southern accent diminishing in the south? A man was arrested for robbing the same gas station 7 times...A man was arrested for stabbing his neighbor with a lightsaber over the temperature on the thermostat...He is 295lbs and showers 3 times a week...A Wingstop manager was arrested for throwing ranch dressing and chicken grease on customers...Ms. Peaches would not be happy...Fry that chicken and listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 







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We have a new Pontiff...Da Bears...To start your day off so we can get it out of the way on Opening Audio we need to play a sound for you...It's the sound of a man whose junk was bitten by a snake while he was sitting on a log...A mother said leave me the hell alone on Mother's Day...Forget brunch...She finds it to be a punishment...Our new Pope is an American! Sebastian Maniscalco actually said something funny for once when it comes to the Pope...He doesn't like that Popes change their names...There is a lot of drinking and drugging here on this Friday...First a bus driver who was driving a bus full of students from a catholic school was arrested for being three times over the legal limit...A man stole an 800lb historic cannon from a memorial and cut it down for scrap metal for drugs...There was a family that ate at the same sushi place weekly until their son got sick from the food and had to have his appendix removed...A Weaverville woman turned herself in for a hit and run...North Carolina schools had a big data breach...A mother had to pay her daughter $2,000 in damages after a TikTok prank of her cracking an egg on her forehead...Elmo is out of a job after budget cuts are taking away PBS...Maybe Elmo can go get a gig at Bojangles and slang those 2 for $5 country ham buttermilk biscuits...We got to listen to the 911 calls from the bear attack we talked about earlier in the week...Two Frontier Airline employees are going viral for not letting a man check-in because he arrived 30 minutes before his flight was about to take off...Our buddy Dave Hoyt called with his nightmare airport story that involved peanut butter...A man had a bear in his bees...A beekeeper got the big news story of the day after a bear stole one of his hives...Someone should tell the reporter his pink slip is coming...The Pope played Wordle and watched Conclave before he was elected...Bill Belichick's girlfriend has been banned from the football facilities at UNC...A woman backdoor nachoed her wife and fat shamed her...We would never shame you...Just check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Should Jeff go bald? What is with the nudity? Just some of the questions we have to get answered this morning...It all starts with the good ole' Opening Audio...What a follie to start things this morning...A man was arrested for what was claimed to be an attempted kidnapping at a Walmart...He spent 47 days in jail...He got out on bond after a video surfaced that didn't look like what they claim...A man crashed into a restaurant he was going to eat at because he choked on a french fry from McDonald's that he ate before going to eat...The Pope draft says it is going to be Cardinal Pizzabella...Do you have a town nude? We have two nude walkers...That is correct...TWO...One story is about a man who walks around the neighborhood naked and he has been doing it for two years...Another one is a naked man who sneaks around at night in a  neighborhood and sits in people's backyards...Prosecutors in the Diddy trial admit that a key witness might not be at trial because they have been unable to reach her...The man who crashed into Jennifer Aniston's home had been stalking her for a while...The body found in the French Broad River is not related to Hurricane Helene...Are you an Andy Richter fan? He is very upset that he can't afford Wegovy weight loss shots...Try a salad...A woman was attacked and eaten by an alligator after her and her husband were kayaking in gator infested waters...What did you think would happen? Now on to a bison goring...First incident of the season at Yellowstone National Park, as there will be others...We learned alot about bison this morning...Make sure you lay off the mayo...A family had a funeral for their grandmother, and halfway through the closed casket service an employee of the funeral home let them know they put the wrong body in the casket...Black smoke means no new Pope today...A woman sued her company after one of her co-workers did an online personality test for her and she was Darth Vader...She won and got 40k...There was concern for the health of David Hasselhoff...He was in a wheelchair at the airport...It's just his knee...A woman says get a dumb dog...If you happen to have one, why don't you hang out with it and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!







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Kangaroos, meth and bears...OH MY!! Let's get Wednesday going with Opening Audio...First we talked to Ed...Sorry we missed nip chat Ed...Now to roo chat...A kangaroo was on the loose in Florida and people thought it was fresh out of the movie Kangaroo Jack...That was a prime Anthony Anderson flick...Speaking about an Anthony Anderson fan...A woman was pulled over for a warrant and she has a pet raccoon...The issue was that she had meth pipes and the raccoon was trying to smoke them...A man in Florida was killed viciously in a bear attack...The bear went into his trailer and got him...He also killed his dog...We presume the man was frying bologna...A serial driveway pooper is on the loose in Australia...And it turned into the best news story of the week...Johnny pulled out his Gonzo nose and thinks it's the woman from Pennsylvania that went viral...Are you a clown lover? What has happened to the clown? One man dressed as a clown was running through the neighborhood with a chainsaw...The Mountaineer Inn could face foreclosure for unpaid taxes...It is Real ID day...Make sure you have your enhancement license or passport if you want to travel...Weight Watchers has officially filed for bankruptcy...A man was trying to sell his house until squatters moved in...He wasn't able to get them out, so instead of getting authorities involved, he decided he would move his family into the home with the squatters...Did you wake up one day and say give me the Donnie Osmond look? Crocs are coming out with crystal encrusted shoes...Even though that was the chat we had Donnie aka listener Bart call...A man recorded a video of what it costs to take a family of five through Disney...You don't want to know! A North Carolina woman left her kids in the car while she went tanning and the cops were called...We are awaiting a Pope...Smokey Robinson is being accused of sexual assault by 4 of his housekeepers...North Carolina ranks 13th on the best states list...We hope that we rank #1 in your hearts, and you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!


















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Well butter our muffins...The show explanation sounded insane today as we got things going...Busey...Nudity on a plane...Wanda Sykes...So much coming...Let's get to Opening Audio...Our favorite Florida Sheriff told a story about a couple of burglars who were caught when the police went woof woof...Hulk Hogan weighed on the 100 men vs 1 gorilla debate...Hogan said they only need 99 men and 1 Hulk Hogan...A rapper tried to make a sexy music video...He wanted to save money and lit his pants on fire to add effect...It didn't work out well...What is with the rampant nudity on airplanes...An ex-cop spanked male flight attendants on the tush on plane and then showed flight attendants what he's got...And then a museum curator was on a plane while he was on a plane to Germany and for no reason he took all of his clothes off...Gary Busey has a suggestion for Mother's Day...He wants you to get a syringe and inject chocolate candies with vodka for your Mother...Kicker Justin Tucker has been cut by the Baltimore Ravens after numerous accusations over inappropriate contact...Why did the name Mike Myers come up in the trial yesterday to potential jurors? Will we get the true death toll after Helene after a body was found in The French Broad River over the weekend...After the age of 65 should you have to take a retest of your driver test every 2 years...We had 2 stories of 70 and up folks getting into crazy crashes...It took us to Listener Court where Rizzo won by a landslide...Imagine opening your front door to find 70,000 Dum Dum lollipops...That is what happened to one woman after her child accidentally placed the order on her Amazon account...Carnie Wilson was on a podcast with Billy Corgan from The Smashing Pumpkins and man did we find out some treats...Paypigs.com is a website where women take food requests and eat while other men pay and watch...Wanda Sykes drinks wine in the buff and Sherri Shepherd couldn't stop giggling about it...Skechers has been sold for $9 billion...The Newark Airport is a disaster...A Shedeur Sanders fan is suing the NFL for $100 million over stress from his fall in the draft...We hope you find it stress free when you listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Happy Cinco De Mayo...Jeff glided into work today with a walker he got at Goodwill...That got us ready on a Monday as we got going with Opening Audio...There was a woman that had a sign that said ninja's beat me up and stole my kids and I need money...Love a good honest homeless sign...A man had a snake bite him over 800 times to bring awareness for snake bites...He filmed it and says it's all about science...A real life hamburglar did not get his happy meal...A man is assaulting seniors with cans of creamed corn...He is terrorizing the neighborhood and people cannot figure out why...A man was arrested after he was found naked in someone's hot tub...He also had stolen an E-bike...What's wrong with a little nude hot tubbing? The Rico trial for Diddy begins today with jury selection...He was offered a plea deal last week that he turned down...No more pulling a Toobin on Skype...Skype will be going away today....We saw the white smoke and that means that a new pope is on the way...We should know who it will be coming up this week if not today...A man who claimed to be Charles Dickens was knocking people over in bike lanes...Jeff introduced Rizzo to his walker that he had in his trunk...Also is the fact that Jeff wears Skecher slip-in shoes, old man or cool...The calls came in...Skecher equals cool...A woman was not happy at all with her Taco Bell experience so she trashed the inside of an entire restaurant...Speaking of fast food restaurants, should a cup of water be free for everyone or should they charge...If you have a crush on a firefighter, do not burn your own house down so that you can meet them....A plot to have a bomb go off at a Lady Gaga concert was thwarted by local authorities...Trump has instructed officials to reopen the prison Alcatraz...A nude man pillaged a church in Pennsylvania...We don't suggest you pillage, but we do suggest that you listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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When you go to that special massage parlor and the offer at the end isn't even offered, should you be offended? Let's get to Opening Audio...A woman "accidentally" had a massage at a full service brothel...She acted as if she didn't know...She was not made an offer at the end...A woman was trying to have a zen moment in the ocean when the riptide swept her away...A woman tried to storm the cockpit of an airplane when she was tackled by the pilot among others...Be kind and rewind...A woman has been arrested after she was caught on video in a road rage incident...The reason she was arrested is because she took a #2 on the hood of someone else's car...It is not gaining national attention...It was him or me...That is what a guy said when he found himself face to face fighting a bobcat...He won but had to get 40 shots thanks to the bobcat having rabies...We had a story update of the local woman that was killed by a trash truck...Jordon Hudson, who is the girlfriend of Bill Belichick, wanted to be the executive producer of the UNC Hard Knocks project...Jeff Bezos could spend $1 million a day and not go broke for 550 years...Have you ever heard of Butt Rock? Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, and Creed just to name a few...100 men vs 1 gorilla...We discuss...During the discussion we learned listener Todd enjoys 1980's female programming such as The Golden Girls and Designing Women...Want to come to Rizzo's puppet party over the summer...Well the camp counselor was so excited to tell the story of puppets feeding vultures at a zoo...Diddy has rejected a plea deal and jury selection is set to begin on Monday...The rumor is the plea deal was five years...Why was there a robot cow in Downtown Greenville SC...It was a PETA cow asking people if they were wearing leather...A woman is suing Disney because a wave knocked her over in the wave pool onto the concrete...She is asking for $2 million...Don't buy from thrift stores, you might get bumps...A strip club in Detroit was shut down after it allowed a party with teenagers...Someone's auntie blew the whistle...While we all get ready to see Paula Poundstone in October, let's all check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!
















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Where did he stick the parakeet is the game we are playing to kick off this Thursday edition of the show...That takes us to Opening Audio...A kid defended his seagull calling championship and it sounds like he will be sitting alone at lunch...Would you leave a casserole in the mailbox to seduce the mailman? Tuna? Beef and noodles. A man tried to smuggle a dozen parakeets through customs...Problem was that they were in his boots...A woman is on the run after she stole an adult tricycle while wearing a leopard onesie...She still cannot be found, but it did turn into adult tricycle chat...A popular swingers club was forced to shut its doors because it was next to a church...Nude Doods is going to have to close...Fines have been levied against the Atlanta Falcons and the assistant coach...There is now a musical in San Francisco called Luigi The Musical, which chronicles the life, past and present of alleged CEO killer Luigi Mangione...More Bill Belichick news, as his girlfriend is said to be responsible for Hard Knocks pulling out of UNC...She also has amassed an $8 million real estate portfolio...How long can you do Bill?...Michael Jackson really had a lot of pets...We didn't realize there were so many...We like to highlight Louie the llama...Godspeed Louie...A woman in Florida had a bear encounter and trying to give it cookies was the best way to fend it off...We got an email from a record label for an artist named Auntie Ru...She is an Asian woman who does covers and wants to perform in Asheville...We played some of her music...The listener's response was "I'd rather be kicked in the crotch," "I'd rather have a lobotomy" ...We did another check in with Steve Urkel and his new game show Flipside...It still sucks...A man fell 21 feet onto the field during a Pirates/Cubs game and he is in critical condition...Taikai Waititi was unmasked last night on the Masked Singer...Who? Authorities say a Catholic priest is under investigation after he was caught taking more than $40,000 playing Candy Crush and Pokémon Go...A woman has a world record...She collected over 38,000 spoons...We'd like you to collect every podcast of The Rizzo & Jeff Show...Especially this Thursday edition!!








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