The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

This episode of This Voices In Our Heads was recorded minutes after I got home from therapy so buckle your seat belts and let's analyze the quality of soothing I received as a kid and how that's created a void of safety!! I'm so excited that you didn't kill yourself again this week, mazel tov. And hey, let's read a Hinge bio of a man who is holding a fish in each hand in his profile picture, it's a party this week (especially if you live near Philadelphia - COME SEE ME AT HELIUM 2/6-2/8 sry for yelling). 

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This week on The Voices In Our Heads: You didn't kill yourself (hooray!), Fuckboi bios, sober prank calling, the magical world of VR and a journey down 14-year-old-Krystyna Lane. 

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Hey, congrats on not killing yourself this week! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads my best friend since the 10th grade, Melissa, and I chat about the ghosts of relationships past, my weird past relationship with my mother in which I would leave at the drop of a hat to make my grandparents eggs, our old pranking days, and what the fuck we do to our hair when we wear it curly (and hey, I hope this goes without saying but in case it doesn't:  please don't harass my ex online, k? theenkyaaaw). 

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Sometimes you go to a spa to get a facial and a few days later it looks like a pizza took a shit on your face. When you go back to that spa in tears and the manager gives you an attitude, you get today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads. #PettyPetty2020

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Extra congrats to you on not killing yourself this week, especially if you're joining me in Feel Your Feelings January. WOOF, this is... something. This week's episode includes two very scary Fuckboi bios, a brief summation of why Wawa is my church, a documentary about a dame and her apes, and an update on week 1 of no weed or booze. Feelings are hard but complaining about it helps, so thank you for letting me be the voice in your head for an hour. I love you lots.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2020 is going to be exciting, I can feel it. This week on The Voices In Our Heads, a very classic Fuckboi Theater, I recap my weekend opening for the great Dave Attell, a bucket of paint fell on my head,  another oddball Christmas card from Hustler Magazine, and then I talk about my hopes and dreams for Dry January aka one month of NO alcohol or weed aka Feel Your Feelings January. Wanna do it with me? You literally have nothing to lose and only money, time and clarity to gain. Look, I'm not excited about it either but I think it could be a wonderful start to the BeAuTiFuL decade we're all about to have. Also: You live in Ireland? Can I do a live podcast recording at your house during the second week of April? If so, email me! [email protected]

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Merry Christmas and thanks for not killing yourself! Here's some Fuckboi theater, a story about my Saturday that involved wigs, martinis, a hot man,  weed & Dave Chappelle, and a few high hopes for 2020. MERRY CHRISTMAS /FELIZ NAVIDAD /  HAPPY CHANUKAH / HAPPY (almost) KWANZAA catch ya in 2020 <3

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You didn't kill yourself, hooray! We continue with the weird-o vibe on today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads and I've added a little Mucinex to the mix. Turns out, that shit makes you goofy. Enjoy some fun life advice, hear about adventures in not stealing from CVS, what I've witnessed in the mouths of pigeons that are far worse than a scone and the lovely emotional dance one experiences while watching a documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer on Hulu when you didn't pay for the commercial-free version. Plus! A surprise appearance by a roach, Fuckboi Theater and a new segment I just invented where I smoke a little and prank call a major corporation's customer service line. Wow, what a day, huh?

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You're still here and I'm so glad! Today's episode of TVIOH is goofy and silly and stupid because we need a cute break after last week's episode and by "we" I mean me! You're gonna get a little Fuckboi Theater, some killer movie recs, a song from my favorite Sudanese rapper, ideas for movie plots that I highly encourage you to take advantage of and a lot of other random shit. Wow, we're killing it. 

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WE GOT THIS, YOU GUYS!

Some of us are fucked up from things that happened to us when we were kids.  This episode of TVIOH dives into the varying degrees of childhood trauma its side effects. All the books and Ted Talks and websites mentioned can be found at www.KrystynaHutchinson.com WE GOT THIS, GUYS! Now go rollerblade or walk through a park or something cute.

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