A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.

Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old.

Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko.

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A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs.

Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit.

I like the sound that whales make. I am a gecko.

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A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt.

Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing.

You can eat dinner at 2pm. I am a gecko.

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A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine.

Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces about her experience going to Mexico with a stranger, and a final caller talks about why curing cancer is boring.

I hope GTA 6 is good. I am a gecko.

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An active member of the Adult Baby Community dives deep into his various kinks including being a cuck, despite how much of a loser it makes him feel like.

Afterwards we hear from a famous internet critic and a recently hired railroader chats with me about his experience working on trains.

There is nothing like taking a nap in jeans. I am a gecko.

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A caller raised on a Native American reservation tells me about his experience growing up around his family’s drug business.

Then a caller has hesitations about meeting a guy from the internet who’s coming to stay with her for the weekend, and in a full circle moment, that very guy calls in to speak about his perspective on meeting the previous caller. 

The Bloomin’ Onion at Outback Steakhouse is 3,080 calories. I am a gecko.

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A caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “reverse waffle stomp” is.

Then we hear from a retired special forces operative trying to decide between staying with his family and pursuing his dream, and a final caller questions the difference between “hoarding” and “collecting” empty Mountain Dew bottles.

Please don’t tap the glass of my terrarium. I am a gecko. 

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A caller reveals that he’s been sharing a bed with his mom into his 20s. He talks about immigrating to the US from Pakistan, whether Tinder is better or worse than arranged marriages, balancing traditional family values with his own individuality, and more. It’s a great call.

Then a caller tells me how jacking off to the smell of pot pie somehow resulted in a neuroscience career that has him giving mice HIV and curing it with weed.

Can you spot me fare for the bus? I am a gecko. 

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A disabled caller describes his territorial attitude toward other people who are disabled. Should he befriend these doppelgängers or duel them?

Afterwards a caller who personally worked for Paul Rudd tells us about some beef he has with him and a final caller realizes some flaws of the sex competition he’s having with his friends.

Bury your phone in the dirt and see what grows. I am a gecko.

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A caller maintains a positive demeanor despite learning that his ex may be pregnant with his child.

Later I talk to a caller about how we’ve both used AI as a therapist and the pros and cons of it, and caller tells me about the difficulties that come with being a touring saxophonist. I talk about the movie Soul a lot in that one. It’s a good movie. 

DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your Therapy Gecko costumes. Or your red power ranger costumes if you’re being that. I am a gecko.

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