A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted.

Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays.

Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko.

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A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups.

Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watching porn ended in a messy break up, and a final caller pursues legal recourse after being fired from her job.

Is it too late to show up to the Macy’s Day Parade with a giant gecko balloon? I am a gecko.

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A caller describes her reasoning for temporarily living in her car, which we find out is a complex web of pros and cons.

Then a guy confesses his sexual attraction to curtains, a caller asks how to get her co-worker to stop using her like a therapist, and a couple attempts to “sexually negotiate” with each other.

Afterwards I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who is on vacation alone in Cancun.

DM me a screen shot from your favorite movie on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko. 

Link to full Cancun video here: https://youtu.be/H4nMLPhUO4Y

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A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences.

Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole.

Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her.

Afterwards a self-described shut in tells me how his isolation has started to get in the way of his life, a caller believes their life might be a scripted TV show, and a final caller is stuck on a rock…in a river…alone.

I hope I can be a gecko and talk to people on the phone for at least 7 more years. I am a gecko.

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A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice.

Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their struggle with saying no to people, a guy struggles to make sense of a coworker’s sexual advances in their workplace, and an aspiring rapper plays me an original song that got him fired from his day job.

Google says there are 20 quadrillion ants in the world. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells me the story of how he was kidnapped for ransom at the age of two in Iraq.

Afterwards I speak with a tattoo artist living in Tokyo who felt inspired to call me after an acid trip, then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE in Nashville about how they overcame addiction and are starting their first day of work at the Hard Rock Cafe. 

Also I finished up my live show tour over the weekend and I am very grateful to the folks that came out. I’ll be doing more cities + going international in 2023, so look out. I am a gecko.

Link to full Nashville video here: https://youtu.be/-_8IvKdgubU

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A caller believes he has achieved a greater understanding of humanity’s creator by creating a clay figure of himself and observing the figure live a life that the caller has envisioned for him. I promise it will make sense when you listen to it.

Afterwards a caller discusses the trouble she has in dealing with her dementia patients, a European caller struggles to deal with a stalker, and a final caller navigates her attraction to older men.

I am writing this description on the toilet. I am a gecko.

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I am joined by the talented producer and DJ Alison Wonderland to talk to people on the phone as geckos. 

Callers include a pilot battling a DUI, an animator with unwavering imposter syndrome, a man who worships Taco Bell, a mother at the end of her rope with her unmotivated son, and other calls too.

Calls start at: 14:27

More Alison stuff here:  https://alisonwonderland.com/

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A caller tells me about the guilt he is feeling for reporting a local vape shop to the authorities for selling marijuana products. We discuss if there is anything he can do to rectify the situation.

Afterwards a caller explains how some intense accusations about him and his teacher are affecting his chances of getting into college, a man on the roof a chicken hut fills me in on his sexual attraction to spaghetti,  and a final caller tries to navigate a Friends With Benefits situation.

Don’t say “Bloody Mary” three times in the dark. Nothing happens. I am a gecko.

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