A mormon calls in to tell me about the mission he’s being sent on to spread the gospel to Michigan.

Afterwards a caller has anxiety about leaving for the coast guard in a month and a final caller details the intricate web of her multiple polyamorous relationships.

I am banned from the Wal-Mart. I am a gecko. 

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A health inspector keys me in on how 60% of their city’s food is gross, a caller tells me why she’s not going to her grandparent’s funeral, a caller dissects their one-sided attachment to fictional characters, and a final caller is very very confused about what a kink is.

DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) something you drew with a crayon. I am a gecko.

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A caller is conflicted about their role as a caretaker for their paranoid mother. We discuss how they might be able to start anew.

Afterwards we transport to Manchester, England to talk in real life with a clown enthusiast and a security guard. You can check out the rest of the Manchester interviews here.

I am writing this from under the sea. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells me how he’s been put in charge of his teenage cousins against his will after their mom was put in jail. We also talk about how this would make a cool tv show.

Afterwards a caller is kicked out of the house by her boyfriend and I review contemporary television with a final caller.

What are you bringing to the office potluck? I am a gecko.

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I am joined by musician and podcast host Danny Brown to talk to people on the phones as geckos. Danny Brown is known for his killer hits from albums like “The Hybrid” and his recent collaborative album with JPEGMAFIA titled “SCARING THE HOES”. He is also a cool guy.

We talk to a caller whose boyfriend is choosing Roblox over her, a solider who jerks off in pies, a man exhausted by his alcoholic coworker, and several other people too. I also talked to Danny about sober life and perspective and other cool things.

Check out Danny Brown’s stuff here. I am a gecko. 

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A guy calls me in a state of panic that his elderly client may have been abducted by Johnny Depp.

Afterwards a caller attempts to navigate a difficult relationship with the father of her soon to be born child, and a final caller explains how they’ve gotten how far they’ve been able to get in life by doing as little work as possible.

Send your mother an email. I am a gecko. 

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Someone tagged me in a video once of a guy crashing his car while listening to this podcast, and in this episode that guy calls in. He opens up about his experience as a bounty hunter as well as the complex relationship he has with his kids and his ex. Here is a video of the car crash btw: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cqn0YHyptbT/

Afterwards a caller struggles with deciding whether they should live in North or South Dakota, and a recent college graduate wonders how to maintain friendships after college.

The spiders in your house are free pets. I am a gecko.

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A caller and I talk about growing up Jewish and also go deep into childhood anxieties that may have followed us into adulthood. This feels like the most I ever talked about myself on here maybe.

Then we teleport to the streets of Perth Australia to talk to an aspiring zoologist who argues that trespassing should be legalized as well as a guy trying to be more upfront on dates. Perth is one of the most isolated cities in the world, with nothing but uninhabitable forests for miles in every direction. Yet people still manage to live there, walk around, talk to each other, and eat food.

Check out the full video from Perth: https://youtu.be/iyMZVKj3Bss

What is your WiFi password? I am a gecko.

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A Swedish student studying in New York tells me about her experiences with dating apps, being afraid of porn, making friends in America, getting high, and more.

Then a musician regales me with a new song of his that samples audio from this very podcast. I may or may not pursue legal action.

Let me know if mentioning this podcast in your Tinder bio gets you more matches. I am a gecko.

Check out the full video from Perth: https://youtu.be/iyMZVKj3Bss

What is your WiFi password? I am a gecko.

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