Billy kicks off a Thursday show with the latest footy news in the All Sports Report, then Essendon mid-season draftee Archer May calls in as he prepares to fly to his new home from WA.

Topics Brayshaw wants to know about your weird-arse theories, and the boys look at the new Top 100 Golf Course list, and the list of Australian billionaires.

Billy wants to get rid of bye weeks, and Chris Scott has had his say on coaching Tasmania, and the AFL's audit into their possible salary cap breach.

Billy has an enormous Idiot File, and Geelong superstar Tom Hawkins is in studio ahead of his Carlton Draft game for Beaufort on Saturday.

Finally, Billy has a Little Johnny joke he hopes will finally get Plastic from Dange.

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