The Brownlow winner left Melbourne in shock | Is this the end of Schoolies on the GC | Margaux has been the victim of re-gifting | Our Cooked Phone Calls can get you to the Cook Islands for a holiday on us!

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Listen to the first of this week's Cooked Phone Calls - it's VERY good | Lions run away with their win against the Collywobbles | When kids' injuries create more work | Spotting weekend Karens

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It's National Tradies Day and we celebrated some of the great Tradie mishaps | Lions' Capt Harris Andrews gets us primed for their match against Collingwood | Dave Hughes on his punctured lung | Childhood swooping trauma 

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A Sheriff in Florida delivers an all-time verbal assault on a catfisher | Strange ways people hide their stash | Nathan Clearly lends advice to Mary Fowler | The myths of magpies swooping

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Dogs who earn the keep are worth their weight in gold | The Brandon Smith & Victor Radley txts | Triple M's Swoop Busters

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We asked for what you've witnessed - or said yourself - when undergoing anaesthetic | Dating your Sister's or Mum's mates | Cardinal Marto turns up at The Pope's birthday

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A game for the ages in Canberra and our Footy Finals Messagebank went crazy | Getting revenge on Magpies this time of year | Ratbag cheaters | Croaky Choir

Apologies: some drop-outs in the audio today again, thanks to a dodgy recorder - we're still investigating

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Alfie calls in on his way to Canberra | Marto launches a Spray Tan Investigation | Harris Andrews gets us geared up for tomorrow's MASSIVE Q-Clash

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Marto surprised his wife Cath as new racehorse owners | Woman sets every parent's nightmare record | Snoop Dogg dissed by V'Landys (who clearly knows little about Snoop)

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Following Tesla's first driverless trip SYD-MEL, we asked: What does your car do | Megastar Rob Thomas joined the show, always a great talent | Side hustles that took over your 'real' job | Ange Postecoglou scores another massive gig

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