Two Idiot Girls

helloooo freaks!! this week we giggled and shared some zoomies! in this episode we talk about team gale vs. team peeta, the white bed challenge in s8 of Love Island, and how Drew would make her entrance as a bombshell!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

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https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

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hellooooo freaks! this week we shared many of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about Drew's new glasses alertttt, Deison's thoughts on the first 5 episodes of Love Island Season 8 so far, and why we would never want to be on a show like Love Island LOL

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)

TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026

TICKET LINK: https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

On sale times!!!

*Patreon - Weds, June 10 @ 10am CT

*Festival Presale - Thurs, June 11 @ 10am CT

*General On sale - Fri, June 12 @ 10am CT

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!

https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

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@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

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hiiii freaks!!! this week we shared some more of our zoomies! in this episode we talked about why every female main character's fancy outfit is silver??, Deison's final thoughts on "Off Campus", and how our first experience at hot pot was a mess but also so much fun!

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helloooo bb freaks!!! this week we shared some more zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the new documentary "The Crash", our unbelievable experience at the Seattle Tacoma airport, and Drew's influence on spreading the gospel that is "Paradise"!

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hiiii lil freaksss!! this week we have an unbelievable amount of zoomies for y'all! in this episode we talk about Drew's infamous pajama shirt making it's way to her new house, how we'd react if a giant man was dancing on us while we were dressed like JLo for halloween, and Deison recaps episodes 1-4 of "Off Campus" for Drew (we talk about this for majority of the episode LOL)

hiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we asked y'all to send us your top 2 "hear me outs" so we could would you rather them! in this episode we talked about blood bending during smut scenes???, how Drew would evade being inducted into a cult, and how Deison is the least mysterious person who ever lived!

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

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@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy.

Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

Get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping during the Memorial Day Sale at https://BollAndBranch.com/twoidiotgirls with code twoidiotgirls.

Get 15% off all orders with code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at https://linktr.ee/s35_ - That’s 15% off at Schedule35.co and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS

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hiiii CHATTTT!!! this week we asked y'all to send us your top 2 "hear me outs" so we could would you rather them! in this episode we talked about blood bending during smut scenes???, how Drew would evade being inducted into a cult, and how Deison is the least mysterious person who ever lived!

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod

https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy.

Get 15% off all orders with code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at https://linktr.ee/s35_ - That’s 15% off at Schedule35.co and use code TWOIDIOTGIRLS

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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hiiiii CHATTT!!! this week we giggled over more of y'all's Pocket O' Peaces! in this episode we talked about Deison's potential music career, what to do when your managers at work are dating and also fight every day???, and another one of our current favorite Donnie stories!

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod

https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy.

Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details).

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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hiiiiii FREAKSSSSSS!! this week we shared some of our zoomies! in this episode we recapped our Coachella weekend 2 experience, COMPUTAH show us Dr. Abbott's juicy jugs pls, and Drew's thoughts on the new Avatar: the Last Airbender movie that's coming out soon!

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy.

Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hellooooo CHATTT !!! this week we asked y'all to share with us your current pocket o' peace and thorns! in this episode we talked about why we have no interest in being sent to space or exploring the deep sea, fanfictions we've previously loved!, and Drew's new video game she's loving right now!

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

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@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

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Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod

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helloooo freaks!!! this week we shared more zoomies! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on Coachella weekend 1, our brother's musical debut!!!, and how Drew's current saved fan edits that are helping her write her new book!

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P

@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!

Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod

https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy.

Download the Whatnot app today and get free shipping on your first order.

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