In this rant: Flagstaff recap, Vegas recap, my veneer falling out, Freddie from Love Is Blind UK, Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl halftime show, Beyoncé attends ex assistants’ wedding, Sabrina Carpenter’s new album, and The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Hulu. 

In this rant: Aspyn Ovard joins Ty to rant about moving to California, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Divorce, par-asocial relationships, balancing privacy in the public eye, drinking alcohol, dating, influencer trips, TikTok vs YouTube, Chappell Roan, Disney Channel, meeting Sabrina Carpenter, the Katy Perry party, and getting married young. 

In this totally random: Sphen the gay penguin, why we need sleep, why do humans have to cook meat and animals don’t, the life of ants, evolution of human hands, Ralph Lauren, social security hackers, the new ABC’s, commercial jingles, the hollywoodland sign, mass extinctions on earth, astronauts, tattoos in Japan, high school musical plot, and our big brother thoughts. 

In this rant: mercury’s in retrograde, HSM 2 turned 17, Miley Cyrus inducted into Disney Legends, punishing yourself after feral activities, when is Fall, the Demure trend, Lady Gaga x Bruno Mars ‘Die With A Smile’, justice for Katy Perry, Love Island USA Season 6 Reunion recap, and celebrity leaks. 

In this rant: Ty’s mullet era is back, skating with RuPaul, ADT security shit show, airport nightmares, a bus ride from hell to the Rams game, the 4.7 magnitude earthquake, Jennifer Aniston dating rumor you won’t believe, Tezza on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar, Katy Perry ‘Lifetimes’, Ibiza pronunciation, Diet Pepsi, breakdancing at the Olympics, and the Brooke Schofield cancellation. 

In this rant: wedding weekend in Idaho recap, Ty’s new air conditioning unit, Ty hung a disco ball, TyRANTS 2 year anniversary, the long hair struggle, motorcycle nightmares, boyfriend sacrifices, love island drama, Tezza’s new baby, Kamala Harris picks Tim Walz as VP, Olympics drama, Britney’s movie announcement, and brat summer’s not over. 

In this rant: Ty’s broken AC, the tyrants broadcast channel, hello kitty’s not a cat, Ty’s French lineage, the Olympics opening ceremony, the Beyoncé commercial, Lady Gaga’s performance/new music, Southwest’s new seating plan, the two astronauts stuck in space, ballerinafarm, the secret lives of mormon wives, and the Gypsy Rose crime scene photos. 

At the salon: deciding between moving out of state or staying in your hometown after college. 

In this totally random: life update, border control series, Jose’s going “sober” because the muffin man, melatonin nightmares, making friends delete ugly photos of you, talkative massage therapists, loud motorcycles, children’s throwback tv, king twins, made up history, bringing mammoths back, Antarctica is a desert, Jose in his gaming era, the price of sunglasses, the ancestors of dragonflies, Rosa parks could have watched mean girls, babies don’t have kneecaps. 

In this rant: joining the NBA, fear holding you back, my new bike, Catalina Island, Love Island drama, watching your friends have babies, getting egged, Katy Perry & The Weeknd’s teased songs, Kamala Harris for president!!! 

In this rant: birthday recap, my biking/basketball era, Shrek 5 and my lord farquaad haircut, Katy Perry’s “Woman’s World”, sleep supplements, American healthcare, the assassination attempt, Ingrid’s national anthem, house of the dragon, the Ambani $600 million wedding, Gypsy rose, and the hawk tuah girl’s rise to fame. 

At the salon: how to navigate friendships with different political views.