Carl Tart and Vic Michaelis join Matt Besser for scenes about narcing on people who water their lawns too much, the heart of the practice squad, hot tub debauchery, dubious fetus facts, and more!

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Water Shortage Police

Few names are as synonymous with improv as Matt Besser. Founding member of the Upright Citizens Brigade and a regular performer in the world-famous show Asssscat, Matt brings you a fully improvised weekly podcast featuring the best improvisers in the universe. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon. Looking for the archives? All episodes older than 6 months can be unlocked exclusively on improv4humans.com. Sign up for one plan and get bonus scenes every week as well as tons of new content so you can learn the craft of improv yourself!

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Lisa recruited for Survivor; mom deserves her moment on NFL draft night; boos on comedy draft night; egg drop puberty; robotics team designs robotic dump truck ass; who get to jump on the Blob at camp?

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Dump Truck on Comedy Draft Night (w/ Lisa Gilroy, Ronnie Adrian)

Female urination device mastery; Mike auditions for Road House; Toni has too many olives; dudes defend defend honor of drinking straws; actor hit by lightning becomes diva.

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Cat Pervert & Strawman Argument Bart Fight (w/ Mike Mitchell, Toni Charline)

Coach-fest requires fairy wings; green lit tv pitch for off color joke; throwing shit in Niagra Falls; transdimensional dog shit; shitting to avoid vaxx talk; wide receivers celebrate with wrong guy.

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Pinball Machine TV Streaming Platform (w/ Anthony Antamanuik, Ben Rodgers)

Travis Kelce kid won’t lift shirt; in-and-Out drive-on line takes over society; Blur not happy, band not guaranteed crowd will know lyrics; the Fire Twins hate the Water Twins act; Sarah Huckabee Sanders fancy lectern; AI author steals Paul’s book; forgetting how to vote; AAU basketball dads fight over definition of “carry” on Wikipedia page.

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Pouty Blur’s Lyric Plants (w/ Paul Scheer, Chad Carter)

Colton D, Jon G, John G, Matty B, and Brett M try “focus” gummies, Ozempic weed, microphone bongs, VR improv class, butterfly knives, black divers, black hole sun, all while avoiding the Boeing 737 buzzkill because “there’s always an eclipse somewhere.” They also take listener phone calls to talk about the secret i4h missing scene.




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Water Shortage Police

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