Well guess who did a surprise drop in your honour DLs? Old Gem Schmem on the Americano case and she’s reporting in. Then Revz is an athlete now, not sure you were aware, but she’s finding it’s bringing some shit up for ✨evolving✨ and oh god here she goes. Then Iggy’s little joints are groaning and it’s breaking our damn hearts. But maybe not as much as the flop of a Halloween Revz had in QLD (come at us Queenslanders, you have stuff to answer for!) basically we’re here, we’re full of opinions and straight outta time.

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Todays caller wants to know if moving daycares is worse than dealing with the pass-agg educator of her son.

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Gem is up to her eye balls in wallpaper glue and Revz is almost certifiably dead post-triathalon, so we don’t have any chat in us this week BUT we thought we’d give you a little sample taste-test of our bonus subscription episodes: D&M. We’ve put together some of our favourite moments so you can try it out and see if it’s for you. Missss you, see you next week 👋🏻

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Today's caller wants to know how to banish that mum guilt when it's all on her shoulders but she loves to work.

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Gem is a bit annoyed at a particular trending audio cos she thinks it’s cutting our poddy grass. Revz gives Gem some shade for her Shakespearean arched accent and Gem thinks that’s pedestrian (we’re off to a great start). We talk about “woke comedy” and the pros and cons of funny v punching down. Gem muses on her half-whiteness and how things have changed culturally in Oz since she arrived in the 90s. Then Revz doesn’t have time for doing her kids hair cos she’s NEVER HAPPY and it’s a constant fight. Have we already arrived in Teen Town? Cos if we have, can we take the bus outta here?

If you want to support Revz and her sister and cousin do a Triathlon to raise money for MS research you can here: https://kissgoodbyetoms.org/fundraiser/reeves-girls-attempt-a-triathlon-with-four-weeks-of-training/

Not Spon

Revz- Saturday Night Pasta by FIX

Gem- Sunday Living Co

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Todays caller is wondering if she can control her son's rebrand.

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So Revz’s current “superpower” is making Memojis, so Gem is up for a special kind of ✨soft launch✨. Then we are all processing that Gem might be moving to Cabarita (not really) and in her Reno journey, Gem has discovered that she may have been signalling to the whole neighbourhood that her and Hubs are swingers. Speaking of, Gem went on a date night that took a real turn (down Lovers Lane, cough cough) and it’s QUITE the story. Revz has been reminiscing about annoying neighbours and tells us about the time she got sweet revenge on a mean Scottish neighbour.

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Todays caller wonders if she can make her husband give a F about her IVF devastation.

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Ok so, Revz has a friend, and we hope you all have one like this. She calls her Crazy Lisa and she’s really lived up to her title this week, strap yourselves in. Then Revz received a bill this week and you’ll die when you hear what for. Iggy is brimming with testosterone and it’s driving Gem bananas and Revzy has worked out that her whole personality is tied up in her finger nails. Here there and everywhere, bringing you the smiles and trials for your Tuesday. Have a great week DLs!

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This weeks caller wants to know how to deal with her imposter syndrome.

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